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Jim Santos
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Jim Santos
About this listen
Get a glimpse into the non-politically correct tech support bullpen of the US Senate, and enjoy the perfect turnabout play on an attempted prank! Well, almost perfect.
Sounds interesting? The author thinks so too! Listen to Foolish Mortals!, and learn about humor.
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- Jamie Davidoff
- 02-15-22
Very Disappointing - Don’t waste your $ or credit
The quality of the publishers cover design and descriptive blurb have a strong impression of a brief but well written, highly entertaining story of an office prank. It wasn’t. By that I mean it was neither highly entertaining or worth my time or money. If the setting was an elementary school rather than on office it’s the kind of story I could imagine my eight year old nephew sharing.
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