
Funny Halloween Monsters
Jokes, Stories, Mashups for Parties, Haunted Houses and Trick-or-Treaters
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Bryson Walker
About this listen
Be the BEST HAUNTED HOUSE in YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD!
THESE MONSTERS are HILARIOUS!
But BEWARE they can also be SCARY!
Here you will find Frankenstein, werewolf, skeletons, goblins, ghosts, vampires, witches, zombies and all manner of monsters having fun and trying to scare trick-or-treaters.
Music, sound effects and awesome monster voices! Playing this audiobook out loud will make you the most popular house in the neighborhood this Halloween.
You will hear Frankenstein, Wolfman, skeletons, goblins, ghosts, vampires, witches, zombies and all manner of monsters having fun and trying to scare trick-or-treaters.
Features: fun and scary greetings, skits, knock knock jokes, and monster jokes.
The only collection of Halloween mashups on Audible!
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