
Gargoyles Don't Rock
An Urban Fantasy Romantic Comedy
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Juliann Whicker

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One mystery, one romance, and a possessed raven.
In the corridors of Singsong's Magical College, Gabriela the janitor's flesh began turning to stone. Why didn't anybody say that kissing gargoyles is a bad idea? Things are rocky enough, but then someone summons a malevolent demon on her shift in the school's library, and now he's stalking her. Gabby embarks on a desperate quest to locate her elusive father to save her from turning to stone while avoiding the demon, but she can't do it alone. She'll need the help of Percival Marigold, her arch nemesis, to navigate the balls and tea parties her extremely dangerous and powerful father frequents before everything crumbles to dust. Literally.
Gargoyles Don't Rock is the second book in the Singsong City series. It is a standalone paranormal romantic comedy featuring gargoyles, magicians, elves, werewolves, witches, and demons. It is packed with puns, battles, and an enemies-to-lovers Cinderella romance between the college janitor and the prominent heir who can't resist her. Also sushi.
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- Anonymous User
- 07-16-24
love it
love it pretty good three-part series virtual voice thing might not be my cup of tea but the story is good still can't wait for wits and the book I mean the last part of series either way good book.
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- Kindle Customer
- 04-24-24
a great fun read, that had all the trimmings
fun, witty, emotional, and overcoming circumstances, I truly enjoyed this story and hate to see these characters go. thank you
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- TesSouhaits
- 03-05-25
Funny and lighthearted
I loved it. It was delightful and cute. I found myself smiling stupidly for no reason. When I finish the series, I'll listen again.
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- KikiDS
- 03-28-25
AI narration was atrocious
The story was cute. All but the fmc characters were likable. I may have felt differently about her had I read the book vs listening to it. The AI narration was terrible.
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