
Getting It on with Gargoyles
Haven Ever After, Book 1
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Narrated by:
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Mason Lloyd
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Mia Barron
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By:
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Hazel Mack
About this listen
The small town of Ever, Massachusetts is idyllic and quaint. It's also chock full of monsters.
When my sister thrifts an aged map with iridescent lettering leading to a town called Ever, I roll my eyes. According to a quick internet search, the town doesn't exist. We only manage to find it with the help of a sexy gas station owner who offers to come for me if I call him. Swoon.
I quickly learn that Shepherd isn't actually human; nobody in town is. News flash—he's a gargoyle—a dominant, possessive, crème brûlée-loving monster. That should terrify me, but something about him keeps me coming back. Maybe it's the snark. Maybe it's the delicious snacks. Maybe it's his wingspan which leads me to wonder about the size of other things. I digress.
No one realized that when I came through the town's protective wards, something happened to them. Now, the town—and my sisters—are in danger from a soul-sucking evil that's constantly trying to burrow its way in.
Can Shepherd and I save the town and our shot at love, or will evil ruin our happily ever after?
Getting It On With Gargoyles is the first book in the Haven Ever After monster romance series. Each book can be listened to as a standalone. If you're in the mood for possessive cinnamon roll heroes, look no further. Shepherd's got you covered. And he brings snacks.
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- Length: 6 hrs and 14 mins
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For fans of determined plus-sized heroines and cinnamon-roll bear shifters, A Polar Expedition is the first standalone novella in the Shades of Sanctuary series, where the vibes are cozy, the heat is high, and the mates are monstrous. Grab a cup of tea and snuggle in because while the burn might be slow, the HEA is only a few hours away!
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Cuteeee!
- By V on 02-14-25
By: Kass O'Shire
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DragonRider
- DragonKin, Book 1
- By: S. Rodman
- Narrated by: Joel Leslie
- Length: 6 hrs and 4 mins
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When our bonded dragons mate, I know it affects us. A dragon's passion is impossible to resist. But I'm shocked to discover which man is more dominant. And I'm awed by the awakening of my pleasure. Dragons aren't the only things that are new to me. Exploring this side of my nature is divine.
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cliffhanger
- By Kindle Customer on 04-15-24
By: S. Rodman
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Bears in Mind
- Ursa Shifters, Book 1
- By: Sam Hall
- Narrated by: Sofia Lette, Dorje Swallow
- Length: 9 hrs and 59 mins
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My ex-husband broke my heart by asking for an open marriage. Then I found out he had already been sleeping with someone else. So I dumped his butt and moved out. In the process, I found myself in the arms of four smoking-hot strangers. They pull out all the stops, lavishing me with all of the attention I’d been missing out on. But these guys have a secret. Am I going to be able to cope with the truth when it comes out, or is it going to be too much to bear?
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She’s the Priority, and I’m here for it!
- By Amazon Customer on 02-21-25
By: Sam Hall
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Lost to the Alien Lord
- Lords of Destra, Book 1
- By: Ella Blake
- Narrated by: Elle Sonali, Tor Thom
- Length: 7 hrs and 25 mins
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I signed up for a research mission with five other women. Instead, we crashed on an alien planet with too many dangers to count. Separated from the other women, I’m on my own until a huge alien with color-changing skin and a massive sword gets me out of a bad spot. I don’t understand Savair’s language, but I think he’s under the impression that I’m his. I am NOT his. I’m a 34-year old divorced scientist with no time for such nonsense. But if he can help me find the others in my group then perhaps I can play at being “his” for a while.
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4.5 Stars
- By Jillian on 12-28-23
By: Ella Blake
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The Demon Court
- Seven Deadly Demons, Book 1
- By: Emma Hamm
- Narrated by: Lia Holland, Logan McAllister
- Length: 15 hrs and 10 mins
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As a child, Selene was left at the foot of the White Tower—given to the sorceresses who train those with magic. Her life has been spent honing her powers. But she can't fully join their ranks until she fulfills a single, impossible task: bring the Demon King, Lust, to his knees. Lust has ruled his kingdom for centuries. He is the reason his people live without remorse and indulge in their senses. Life is mundane and boring… until he runs into a dark-haired enchantress with eyes the color of the night sky. With one whispered sentence, she changes everything. I'm the beginning of something new.
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- By CCW on 12-29-23
By: Emma Hamm
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Pheromone
- For the Love of Aliens, Book 1
- By: C.M. Stunich
- Narrated by: Patrick Zeller, Brooke Daniels
- Length: 12 hrs and 59 mins
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Hi, I'm Eve Wakefield, twenty-five years old, professional caterer, recently abducted by aliens alongside my best friend. I'm also completely and utterly screwed. Lost on a jungle planet. Rooming in a downed spaceship with a dragon dude. Being hunted by a moth man with demon eyes and vampire teeth. Begging for help from a tentacle-tailed fox man who also happens to be… a space cowboy?
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- By Kindle Customer on 08-17-24
By: C.M. Stunich
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A Polar Expedition: And Other Stimulating Research Opportunities
- Shades of Sanctuary, Book 1
- By: Kass O'Shire
- Narrated by: Will M. Watt, Khristine Rivière
- Length: 6 hrs and 14 mins
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For fans of determined plus-sized heroines and cinnamon-roll bear shifters, A Polar Expedition is the first standalone novella in the Shades of Sanctuary series, where the vibes are cozy, the heat is high, and the mates are monstrous. Grab a cup of tea and snuggle in because while the burn might be slow, the HEA is only a few hours away!
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Cuteeee!
- By V on 02-14-25
By: Kass O'Shire
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DragonRider
- DragonKin, Book 1
- By: S. Rodman
- Narrated by: Joel Leslie
- Length: 6 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
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When our bonded dragons mate, I know it affects us. A dragon's passion is impossible to resist. But I'm shocked to discover which man is more dominant. And I'm awed by the awakening of my pleasure. Dragons aren't the only things that are new to me. Exploring this side of my nature is divine.
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cliffhanger
- By Kindle Customer on 04-15-24
By: S. Rodman
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Bears in Mind
- Ursa Shifters, Book 1
- By: Sam Hall
- Narrated by: Sofia Lette, Dorje Swallow
- Length: 9 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
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My ex-husband broke my heart by asking for an open marriage. Then I found out he had already been sleeping with someone else. So I dumped his butt and moved out. In the process, I found myself in the arms of four smoking-hot strangers. They pull out all the stops, lavishing me with all of the attention I’d been missing out on. But these guys have a secret. Am I going to be able to cope with the truth when it comes out, or is it going to be too much to bear?
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She’s the Priority, and I’m here for it!
- By Amazon Customer on 02-21-25
By: Sam Hall
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Lost to the Alien Lord
- Lords of Destra, Book 1
- By: Ella Blake
- Narrated by: Elle Sonali, Tor Thom
- Length: 7 hrs and 25 mins
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I signed up for a research mission with five other women. Instead, we crashed on an alien planet with too many dangers to count. Separated from the other women, I’m on my own until a huge alien with color-changing skin and a massive sword gets me out of a bad spot. I don’t understand Savair’s language, but I think he’s under the impression that I’m his. I am NOT his. I’m a 34-year old divorced scientist with no time for such nonsense. But if he can help me find the others in my group then perhaps I can play at being “his” for a while.
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4.5 Stars
- By Jillian on 12-28-23
By: Ella Blake
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The Demon Court
- Seven Deadly Demons, Book 1
- By: Emma Hamm
- Narrated by: Lia Holland, Logan McAllister
- Length: 15 hrs and 10 mins
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As a child, Selene was left at the foot of the White Tower—given to the sorceresses who train those with magic. Her life has been spent honing her powers. But she can't fully join their ranks until she fulfills a single, impossible task: bring the Demon King, Lust, to his knees. Lust has ruled his kingdom for centuries. He is the reason his people live without remorse and indulge in their senses. Life is mundane and boring… until he runs into a dark-haired enchantress with eyes the color of the night sky. With one whispered sentence, she changes everything. I'm the beginning of something new.
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Needs a rewrite.
- By CCW on 12-29-23
By: Emma Hamm
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Pheromone
- For the Love of Aliens, Book 1
- By: C.M. Stunich
- Narrated by: Patrick Zeller, Brooke Daniels
- Length: 12 hrs and 59 mins
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Hi, I'm Eve Wakefield, twenty-five years old, professional caterer, recently abducted by aliens alongside my best friend. I'm also completely and utterly screwed. Lost on a jungle planet. Rooming in a downed spaceship with a dragon dude. Being hunted by a moth man with demon eyes and vampire teeth. Begging for help from a tentacle-tailed fox man who also happens to be… a space cowboy?
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Reader envy
- By Kindle Customer on 08-17-24
By: C.M. Stunich
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Kiss of Death
- Tempting the Fates, Book 1
- By: Alice Wilde
- Narrated by: Hannah Martin, Benjamin Crow
- Length: 7 hrs and 45 mins
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Life was far from perfect after my mother's sudden death, but it was one I'd grown to love. And now, it's a life I'll never know again. Not after she and her two cruel sons entered our lives. My father swore he'd never love again, but just as suddenly as Merelda arrived, she became the very center of his world . . . and just as quickly, I was all but forgotten. Still, I did not complain . . . if only for my father's sake. Not even when cruel words turned into even crueler punishments at my new step family's hands.
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fantastical
- By Jorden Lasher on 04-06-25
By: Alice Wilde
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Magic of the Damned: Complete Series
- By: McKenzie Hunter
- Narrated by: Amelia Hugh
- Length: 24 hrs and 18 mins
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Fresh off a breakup and an eviction, I started my day like any other: a book in one hand, a coffee in the other, and faking that can-do attitude inspirational memes are made of. I was ready to take on the world—and I did. Unfortunately, it was the Underworld. One freak accident later, I’m standing face to face with the sexy-as-sin and dangerously powerful Prince of the Underworld. He has a few burning questions for me—like how a mere human unlocked the door to the Underworld’s prison and released its prisoners.
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Poor story
- By Amazon Customer on 02-15-25
By: McKenzie Hunter
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Thief of Silver and Souls
- Rites of Possession, Book 1
- By: Eva Chase
- Narrated by: Michelle Sparks
- Length: 15 hrs and 17 mins
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I'll never forget the sight of my little sister's lifeless body—or that my rogue magic killed her. Sorcery like mine is punishable by death. So I live in the shadows, stealing from the corrupt to give to the needy. Maybe a little good can wash the blood from my hands. It seems like a decent plan... until I try to help a dying noblewoman and somehow steal her soul instead. Now her ghost is demanding I take up the quest that got her killed: exposing a conspiracy at the royal college to unleash a deadly power on the entire kingdom.
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Stole my heart!
- By Stepintothepages on 03-18-24
By: Eva Chase
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The Vampire King
- The Immortal Crown Saga, Book 1
- By: Kenya Wright
- Narrated by: Wen Ross, Alyx Monroe
- Length: 8 hrs and 38 mins
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As a human domina, Camille's only purpose in life is to birth vampire children for the powerful Quiet King. Trapped within the castle walls under strict rules and constant surveillance by guards, Camille has spent the last two years witnessing the brutal slaughter of innocent babies and insurmountable atrocities against other women. Camille decides to take matters into her own hands and plans to escape with the help of a vampire Path Finder named Xander, who is known for aiding many humans out of slavery.
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This is should say Reverse Harem or Polygamy!!!
- By Resa on 02-25-24
By: Kenya Wright
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Slaying the Shadow Prince
- By: Helen Scheuerer
- Narrated by: Islay Jacobs, Chase T. Walker
- Length: 10 hrs and 43 mins
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Drue Emmerson, noblewoman-turned-ranger, wants one thing: vengeance. With her family slain by the vicious shadow wraiths, she’s determined to defend her fallen kingdom. And that means carving out the hearts of every dark creature she can find. Talemir Starling, celebrated warrior of the realms, has a dangerous secret: he's a half-wraith, kin to the creatures wreaking devastation on the world. He’ll do anything to keep his true nature under control…especially around the woman who’s vowed to destroy him.
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Great for your legends of Thezmarr hangover
- By Kaydi Devlin on 07-10-24
By: Helen Scheuerer
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Cair
- Veiled City, Book 1
- By: Eryn Hawk
- Narrated by: Parker Douglass, Nick J. Russo
- Length: 10 hrs and 1 min
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The humans and the supernaturals mostly keep to their own kind, but Luca—curious and desperate for work—crosses the border and finds himself employed by a tall, stupidly handsome Fae with killer horns. He should be intimidated, but instead, Luca is utterly captivated. Falling for the boss is a bad idea though, right?
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Good audiobook, bad split between narrators
- By Ran34 on 12-22-23
By: Eryn Hawk
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Hunger Pains
- Darkest Whisper Series, Book 1
- By: B.L. Brunnemer
- Narrated by: Nelson Hobbs, Kasha Kensington
- Length: 12 hrs and 40 mins
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My name is Lexie, and I raise the dead. Necromancy isn't all I can do. But that's for another time. It's my first week at the university, and an accident has sent our world spinning. A decision that should be years in the making now has to be made in mere days. The repercussions are big—not just for my life but for the guys' as well. Everyone will feel my choice. Everyone will have to live with it. What the hell do I do?
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It was almost like a drinking game
- By Vashon Raven on 01-20-25
By: B.L. Brunnemer
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Imp and the Beast
- The Shadow Imp Series, Book 1
- By: Stephanie Hudson
- Narrated by: Maeve York
- Length: 6 hrs and 52 mins
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Hell. Just do your time, they said. It will be easy, they said. What's a hundred years sentenced to prison in Hell? Well, I can tell you, for an Imp like me, it was a pretty long time. Like most Imps, I am a mischievous sort, and that tends to annoy people, said people like the prison guards. Which meant that my time in Hell had just gotten a lot more complicated. I was about to receive the type of punishment no living soul had ever come back from. Not a single one had ever survived.
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Couldn't press pause!!!
- By JDeMars on 03-20-25
By: Stephanie Hudson
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Corrigan
- The Complete Series
- By: Helen Harper
- Narrated by: Shaun Grindell
- Length: 23 hrs and 53 mins
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Corrigan wasn't always the Lord Alpha of the Brethren. And he wasn't always in love with Mackenzie Smith, an alleged werehamster with anger management problems. But he has always been a powerful shapeshifter who faces trouble head-on, no matter what shifter politics or supernatural machinations get in his way. Now his world isn't just filled with magic and mayhem. There's also a considerable amount of fire.
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I love this so much!
- By JW on 11-25-24
By: Helen Harper
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Lords of the Hunt
- Wilde Fae, Book 1
- By: Kate King
- Narrated by: Stewart Crank, Georgia Gray
- Length: 10 hrs and 55 mins
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Fae games will change you . . . but their love will ruin you. At least, that's what my mother told me. My mother had three rules: 1. Never make a bargain with a fairy. 2. Never enter the Waywoods on a hunting day. 3. Never give the High Fae princes a reason to notice you. But even when I followed all the rules, the royal fae still took my family from me. So in one night I broke all three rules, and brought the kingdom to their knees.
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Different
- By Nona on 06-05-24
By: Kate King
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One Pucked Up Pack
- Pucked Up Omegaverse, Book 1
- By: Sarah Blue
- Narrated by: Alyssa Avery, Ash Beverly
- Length: 14 hrs and 8 mins
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Winter break wasn't supposed to turn into a whirlwind romance for Charlotte Hodges. She finds her dream pack landing in her lap, just a year before she's due to graduate. But life is never that easy, especially when the men she falls in love with are all getting drafted to different hockey teams. Long distance is hard. It's even harder when the people you trusted the most aren't there for you in your worst moment. Charlotte thought she could move on. They would never put her over hockey and Charlotte knows her worth. Unfortunately, she can't seem to forget about the men she fell in love with.
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Welcome to Omegaverse
- By Lori on 10-13-24
By: Sarah Blue
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The Assassin Bride
- The King and the Assassin, Book 1
- By: Anastasis Blythe
- Narrated by: Nikki Massoud, Fajer Al-Kaisi
- Length: 13 hrs and 10 mins
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It is said that the Neverseen King comes for a bride every hundred years. I thought it was only legend—until he came for me. I am one of twelve assassins forced to compete for the hand of our unseen king, who I'm beginning to doubt is even human at all. Why he needs a bride, much less one who wields a blade isn't any of my business. All I'm trying to do is get out of here with my life and my heart intact. I don't want to care about the mysteries I begin uncovering about the king, about why he never shows his face, about his palace that turns into a nightmare after dusk.
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Excellent story!
- By Brittany Blevins on 11-11-24
By: Anastasis Blythe
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- Mercy
- 02-23-25
Very cute!
This book was super cute! And has more plot than I expected! The story is really good! The magic system is easy and not too complicated. The main couples story concludes but over all plot is left in cliff hanger. The narrators are great! I’m on book 3 now, would definitely recommend this series.
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- Amberly
- 10-04-24
Loved this!!
Cute story with the perfect amount of spice!! Love the introduction into Ever and can't wait to get into the next one!
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- Brittani P.
- 01-04-25
Liked it.
Cute. Little smutty but what is there is super hot! Hot monster. The story of 3 sisters finding their way into a monster town was just what I needed. Loved all. The characters and can’t wait to read the side characters books! Definitely recommend if you’re looking for small town vibes but with monster😁. 5/5
Ps. The narrators did an awesome job in the voices and acting❤️
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- Kelly Mobley
- 04-19-24
I want to jump in and stay in Ever forever
This was such a fun read. I want to jump in and stay in Ever forever 🥰 Don’t even get me started on Shepherd 🥵 The things I would do to that gargoyle 😂 This is the perfect read for any monster romance/ paranormal romance girlie. I’m truly looking forward to the next book
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❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥
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- Grace
- 02-21-25
Cute fantasy with a tall glass of spice and cussing
Love the story. I just wish there was less cussing in it. I am interested in what is going to happen to the characters. So even if it had things that I am usually okay with. I still want to find out what happens next.
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- Virago
- 02-14-25
An absoulte delight
This was a delightful listen. I loved the story, the world building and the characters. The romance was sweet with just the right amount of spice. I can't wait to learn what happens next!
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- Sonya Schleitwiler
- 01-30-25
This was soo wonderful!
Gilmore girls but with 3 sisters meet Halloween town! Perfection! Spicy yummy! Story soo freaking cute! Really loved it!
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- Karen
- 03-20-25
Great book! Great author!!
Enjoyed this story, can’t wait to start book two. Love the outside of the normal monster romance.!
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- Ilikebooksbest
- 12-07-24
Whimsical paranormal world with all kinds of monsters!
The following ratings are out of 5:
Romance: 🩵🖤❤️💜
Heat/Steam: 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Story/Plot: 📕📗📙📘
World building: 🌏🌍🌎🌏🌎
Character development: ☹️☺️😍😄
Narrator(s): 🎙🎙🎙🎙🎙
Narration type: Dual Narration
The heroine: Thea - she is a triplet and is usually the peacekeeper of the three. Her sisters Ren and Morgan are the other two of the trio. She is a petite blonde while one of her sisters is a tall redhead and the other is a curvy brunette. They are on a weekend getaway and trying to find a small town called Ever that Morgan found on an old map. Though the internet doesn’t show it as a town, so they have trouble finding the place. Thea is also a detective, though she thinks her skills have been on the fritz since their parents died not long ago.
The Hero: Shepherd - he is a tall, handsome, gargoyle who lives in the town of Ever, near the inn. He also works at the gas station. He grew up in Switzerland but moved to Ever when he was old enough to be out on his own. His brother moved to Ever when he got divorced so that Shepherd could help him raise his son.
The Story: The girls are surprised to see how quaint the town of Ever is. The town is always warm, due to it being in its own microclimate, which is a big change from New York City where the girls live. The Annabelle Inn, where they are staying is beautiful and filled with all kinds of artwork and gargoyles, with painted ceilings filled with macabre gargoyles. The rooms are themed, and each of the girls gets to choose a different themed room.
This was a good story; it was pretty much the definition of whimsical. There were definitely a bunch of supernatural secrets in the town of Ever. Thea loved the town from the very start. Though I was quite surprised at how the secrets of Ever were revealed. I quite liked it. Thea was attracted to Shepherd, and he wanted her from their first meeting, so he helps her come to terms with the paranormal world he lives in. The intimate scenes were quite steamy, and I loved the fact that Shepherd was not only protective, but he made treats for Thea and her sisters.
This audiobook was in dual points of view via dual narration and was narrated by Mason Lloyd and Mia Barron. I love Mason Lloyd in all the many of the Ruby Dixon books I have listened to. I like his style and the way he talks which works so well for alien and paranormal romance. Mia Barron has an expressive voice that is very pleasant. This is the first time I have listened to her and liked her quite a bit.
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- Anonymous User
- 01-31-25
Love small town monster romances!
I love this book so much. I love the dynamic characters. I love how they find themselves throughout the book.
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