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The Good to the Last Death Series, Book 1
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Robyn Peterman
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Whoever said life begins at 40 must have been heavily medicated, drunk, or delusional.
Thirty-nine was a fantastic year. I was married to the man I loved. I had a body that worked without creaking. My grandma, who raised me, was still healthy, and life was pretty damned good.
But as they say, all good things come to an end. I’d honestly love to know who “they” are and rip them a new one.
One year later, I’m a widow. My joints are starting to ache. Gram is in the nursing home, and dead people think my home is some kind of supernatural bed-and-breakfast. Gluing body parts onto semi-transparent people has become a side job - deceased people I’m not even sure are actually there. I think they need my help, but since I don’t speak dead, we’re having a few issues.
To add to the heap of trouble, there’s a new dangerously smokin’ hot lawyer at the firm who won’t stop giving me the eye. My BFF is thrilled with her new frozen face, thanks to her plastic surgeon, her alimony check, and the miracle of Botox. And then there’s the little conundrum that I’m becoming way too attached to my ghostly squatters.... Like Cher, I’d like to turn back time. Now.
No can do.
Whatever. I have wine, good friends, and an industrial sized box of superglue. What could possibly go wrong?
Everything, apparently.
All in all, it’s shaping up to be a wonderful midlife crisis....
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- Narrated by: Aurora Celeste
- Length: 9 hrs and 38 mins
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A Tinder date goes disastrously wrong, ending with a middle-aged man gruesomely murdered and mysteriously mummified in a seedy motel. This baffling case lands in the lap of Detective Kace McCrae, unaware that this crime is just the opening salvo in a demonic civil war. Satan has vanished, leaving his throne empty and the demonic factions on the brink of war for control of Hell. The key to victory? An ancient ring that grants its bearer dominion over demons, now in the possession of former Marine and Las Vegas Police detective Kace McCrae.
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not my usual choice
- By Christopher on 01-29-25
By: B. C. James
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How Hard Can It Be?
- By: Robyn Peterman
- Narrated by: Jessica Almasy
- Length: 9 hrs and 50 mins
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What happens when an accountant decides to grab life by the horns and try something new? Apparently a pirate named Dave, a lot of pastel fleece, and blackmail - just to start with. Visualize and succeed, Oprah said. I was sure as hell trying, even if my campaign to score a job as the local weather girl had ended in a restraining order. Okay, TV was not my strength. But a lack of talent has never stopped me before. Which is why I've embarked on a writing career. I mean, how hard can it be to come up with a sexy romance?
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Caution: so funny, you'll wet your pants!
- By Nicholette on 08-24-17
By: Robyn Peterman
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Hair of the Dog: Revenge of Deanie O'Banion
- Hair of the Dog, Book 1
- By: Jean Luntz
- Narrated by: LC Kane
- Length: 11 hrs and 29 mins
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1920’s Chicago, Gregory Davenport is a gentle soul whose life is music, playing the sax, and piano in the brothers’ speakeasy. He’s only been involved in the family business with his seances, like most, staged for the participants. But after a brush with death during a raid by the Italian gangsters, Gregory gets two gifts from the ghost of his murdered Irish gangleader cousin. He becomes a real medium, able to channel the dead, and he gets one chance to go back in time.
By: Jean Luntz
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Switching Hour: Magic and Mayhem Book One
- By: Robyn Peterman
- Narrated by: Stephanie Riggio
- Length: 4 hrs and 34 mins
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Released from the magic pokey and paroled with limited power is enough to make any witch grumpy. However, if you throw in a recently resurrected cat, a lime-green Kia, and a sexy egotistical werewolf, it's enough to make a gal fly off the edge. Not to mention a mission...with no freaking directions. So here I sit in Asscrack, West Virginia, trying to figure out how to complete my mysterious mission before All Hallows Eve when I'll get turned into a mortal.
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This is funny?
- By Alexis on 05-28-17
By: Robyn Peterman
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Ready to Were
- By: Robyn Peterman
- Narrated by: Hollie Jackson
- Length: 3 hrs and 41 mins
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I was a top-notch Were agent for the secret paranormal Council and happily living in Chicago, where I had everything I needed - a gym membership, season tickets to the Cubs, and Dwayne - my gay Vampyre best friend. Going back now would mean facing the reason I'd left, and I'd rather chew my own paw off than deal with Hank. Hank the Tank Wilson was the six-foot-three, obnoxious, egotistical, perfect-assed, best-sex-of-my-life Werewolf who cheated on me and broke my heart.
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Funny Stars
- By whatcha.listening.to on 12-30-17
By: Robyn Peterman
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Forty, Fabulous and...Fae?
- Midlife Mayhem, Book 1
- By: Melinda Chase
- Narrated by: Traci Odom
- Length: 4 hrs and 4 mins
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Living back at Mom's place with her and Gram is not how this ex-district attorney intended to start the next chapter of her life, but I shouldn't be surprised it's where I ended up. You see, my family is cursed. Literally. At least that's what both Gram and Mom claim. I've never given much thought to their ridiculous superstitions, but when three local patrons from my mom's occult shop end up dead, even I'm a bit unnerved. So I decide to dive right into the crazy headfirst. And what I thought would be the end of my journey...may only be the beginning.
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Whiny woman
- By Smartin on 02-18-21
By: Melinda Chase
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Midlife Magic & Magnolias
- Paranormal Women's Fiction (Magic at Midnight, Book 1)
- By: Meredith Carlisle
- Narrated by: Maria McCann
- Length: 11 hrs and 30 mins
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It wasn’t until I lost everything—my home, my marriage, even my career—that I started to wonder if our “family curse” might be more than an unfortunate turn of phrase. Now turning forty-five, the age at which every woman in my family dies, I need answers not only for myself but for my two daughters. And I’ll see every specialist in the country if that’s what it takes. But when a lifelong friend discovers a link between my strange family history and an abandoned estate, I can't pass up the opportunity to learn what happened before the death certificates started piling up.
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Awesome! Funny! Well read!
- By Hope on 01-17-24
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Magical Midlife Madness
- Leveling Up
- By: K.F. Breene
- Narrated by: Nicole Poole
- Length: 7 hrs and 9 mins
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"Happily Ever After" wasn't supposed to come with a do-over option. But when my husband of 20 years packs up and heads for greener pastures, and my son heads away to college, that's exactly what my midlife becomes. A do-over. This time, though, I plan to do things differently. Age is just a number, after all, and at 40 I'm ready to carve my own path. Eager for a fresh start, I make a somewhat unorthodox decision and move to a tiny town in the Sierra foothills.
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NOoOOooo! It's Over
- By Taryn Sikes on 02-29-20
By: K.F. Breene
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Blessed by Demons, Cursed by Angels
- By: AL Eldoweiny
- Narrated by: Alexis Travis
- Length: 3 hrs and 57 mins
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Vera is a woman of many faces—manipulative yet vulnerable, calculating yet haunted by her own demons. Her carefully constructed world begins to crumble when John, a mysterious and emotionally intense man, enters her life. As their connection deepens, the line between obsession and salvation blurs, unraveling truths neither of them are prepared to face.
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The dance of the powerful and the powerless
- By Jason on 03-12-25
By: AL Eldoweiny
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Monsters Love Curvy Girls, Volume One (Books 1-3)
- By: Michele Mills
- Narrated by: Patrick Zeller, Lexi Maynard, Victoria Mei, and others
- Length: 14 hrs and 6 mins
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The first three books in the best-selling Monsters Love Curvy Girls series! Ferocious flame-throwing, satanic-looking males with tender-hearted marshmallow interiors who passionately love their human females exactly as they are. This box set includes the following books: Book One: His Human Nanny, narrated by Patrick Zeller and Lexi Maynard; Book Two: His Human Surrogate, narrated by Patrick Zeller and Victoria Mei; and Book Three: His Human Assistant, narrated by Patrick Zeller and Neva Navarre.
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Clever
- By Robin on 11-09-22
By: Michele Mills
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Robert
- A Forty Proof Novella
- By: Shannon Mayer
- Narrated by: Jake Bordeaux
- Length: 1 hr and 4 mins
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In 1876, we were called to Savannah, Georgia to help with an infestation of demons. If we'd known what we, my wife Evangeline, and I, were walking into, we'd have run the other way. As it was, we shared tea with a vampire and stepped into a battle we did not understand until it was too late.
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Great novella to compliment the series
- By Ros B on 04-19-25
By: Shannon Mayer
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Midlife Curses
- Witching Hour, Book 1
- By: Christine Zane Thomas
- Narrated by: Cris Dukehart
- Length: 5 hrs and 45 mins
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Creel Creek, Virginia, is the last place either of her ex-husbands would ever think to look for Constance. What better place to hide from her humiliations than a town too small to warrant a mention on a map? Laid off, and recently divorced from husband number two, this former workaholic moves in with her estranged - and very strange - grandmother. A grandmother who informs Constance that she comes from a long line of powerful witches. And on the day she hits the big 4-0, she'll come into her powers.
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Felt like a YA
- By Anniken on 01-20-21
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Magical Midlife Madness (Dramatized Adaptation)
- Leveling Up, Book 1
- By: K.F. Breene
- Narrated by: Emlyn McFarland, Tia Shearer, Marni Penning, and others
- Length: 5 hrs and 53 mins
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"Happily Ever After" wasn't supposed to come with a do-over option. But when my husband of twenty years packs up and heads for greener pastures and my son leaves for college, that's exactly what my life becomes. Do-over. This time, though, I plan to do things differently. Age is just a number, after all, and at forty I'm ready to carve my own path. Eager for a fresh start, I make a somewhat unorthodox decision and move to a tiny town in the Sierra foothills. I'll be taking care of a centuries old house that called to me when I was a kid.
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If an abridged version was abridged
- By Amy on 07-10-24
By: K.F. Breene
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Cursed Luck
- Cursed Luck Series, Book 1
- By: Kelley Armstrong
- Narrated by: Carly Robins
- Length: 12 hrs and 20 mins
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Kennedy Bennett comes from a long line of curse weavers. For centuries, her family has plied their trade in Unstable, Massachusetts, an unconventional small town that's welcomed paranormal practitioners since the dawn of spiritualism. Kennedy has recently struck out on her own, opening an antiques shop in Boston, where her specialty is uncursing and reselling hexed objects. Then Aiden Connolly walks into her life with an offer she really should refuse. The scion of a wealthy family of luck workers, Aiden has a scheme to get his hands on the most famous cursed object of all.
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Holy moly, buckle up buttercup
- By Lela on 05-11-21
By: Kelley Armstrong
Loved it
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Super fun
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I liked the story line
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Great listen
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Weird fun
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AMAZING!
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funny and great
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Laugh out loud fun
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Absolutely fantastic!
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Quirky delight!
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