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God: The Untold Story
- An Original Stage Play
- Narrated by: Eileen Skopnik, Derek Parry, Rikki Stone, Lara Gallagher, Alexander Tol, Mark Burges, Paul O'Neil, Richard Skopnik, Michelle Skopnik
- Length: 1 hr and 23 mins
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Publisher's summary
God appears on a popular chat show and gives his version of the events of the Old Testament. A light-hearted interpretation of the Bible stories.
After several centuries in retirement, God has decided to make a comeback and will be granting an exclusive interview to popular chat-show host, Binty O'Reilley.
In an attempt to put the Biblical record straight, God will give his version of the events of the Old Testament, as well as revealing some intimate details of his personal life and commenting on the state of the world in 2020.
This epically momentous event will feature special guests including King Solomon, Moses, and Mr. and Mrs. Unicorn.
Discover where God has been all this time and why he has decided to return now.
Exclusive revelations include: how the dinosaurs were wiped out, the true hiding place of the Ark of the Covenant, and how the Israelites accidentally invented surfing.
The truth is, the story I am about to tell you, and it is the greatest story never told. Greater even than The Lord of the Rings - though hopefully a bit shorter.
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- Narrated by: David Plotz
- Length: 10 hrs and 34 mins
- Unabridged
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Good Book is what happens when a regular guy actually reads the book on which his religion, his culture, and his world are based. Along the way, he grapples with the most profound theological questions: Does God prefer obedience or good deeds? And the most unexpected ones: Why are so many women in the Bible prostitutes? Why does God love bald men so much? Is Samson really that stupid? Good Book is an irreverent, enthralling journey through the world's most important work of literature.
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Rollicking trip through the Old Testament
- By Ron L. Caldwell on 05-07-09
By: David Plotz
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Mother Angelica's Private and Pithy Lessons from the Scriptures
- By: Raymond Arroyo
- Narrated by: Lorna Raver
- Length: 8 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
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The founder of the world's largest religious media empire shares her beloved wit and down-to-earth spirituality in Mother Angelica's Private and Pithy Lessons from the Scriptures. Editor Raymond Arroyo draws on hundreds of never-before-released private lessons to present the renowned nun's definitive take on the Good Book. Angelica provides readers with guided meditations and probing personal questions, and unearths an often-overlooked practical spirituality.
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Meditation at its best!!!
- By Jairo on 08-09-10
By: Raymond Arroyo
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A History of the World in 10 1/2 Chapters
- By: Julian Barnes
- Narrated by: Alex Jennings
- Length: 10 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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This is one of the defining novels of English writer Julian Barnes. An entertaining melange of stories starting with a contemporary account of the launch of Noah's Ark takes us into unexpected areas of human foibles, activities, and tendencies.
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Not what I Expected
- By Mark on 02-20-08
By: Julian Barnes
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God Built
- Shaped by God...in the Bad and Good of Life
- By: Steve Farrar
- Narrated by: Jim Sanders
- Length: 6 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
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There is a process by which God builds a bold man, and it is seen in the life of Joseph. In this process, God will work providentially, in every detail of the man's life. He will work strangely, therefore much of what God is doing won't make sense. And he will work slowly, frustrating the man who is in a hurry to succeed immediately.
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Necessary
- By Krkn on 03-04-24
By: Steve Farrar
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Alpha and Omega
- By: Harry Turtledove
- Narrated by: George Guidall
- Length: 14 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
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What would happen if the ancient prophecy of the End of Days came true? It is certainly the last thing Eric Katz, a secular archaeologist from Los Angeles, expects during what should be a routine dig in Jerusalem. But perhaps higher forces have something else in mind when a sign presaging the rising of the Third Temple is located in America, a dirty bomb is detonated in downtown Tel Aviv, and events conspire to place a team of archaeologists in the tunnels deep under the Temple Mount.
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Terribly misinformed
- By Stretchr on 09-27-20
By: Harry Turtledove
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And It Was Good
- Reflections on Beginnings (The Genesis Trilogy, Book 1)
- By: Madeleine L'Engle, Rachel Held Evans - Foreword
- Narrated by: Pamela Almand
- Length: 6 hrs and 24 mins
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This classic work of spirituality from the author of A Wrinkle in Time offers life-transforming insights on the rich heritage of the Bible and shows how the characters of this ancient text are relevant for living the good life now. In the first book of her Genesis Trilogy, beloved author Madeleine L'Engle casts long, loving, and perceptive glances not only at the created universe but also at its Creator.
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interesting book
- By Naomi Gardner on 08-21-19
By: Madeleine L'Engle, and others
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Monkey
- By: Wu Ch’êng-ên, Arthur Waley - translator
- Narrated by: Kenneth Williams
- Length: 13 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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Considered one of China's great classical novels, Wu Ch'êng-ên's Journey to the West was translated by Arthur Waley in abridged form as Monkey in 1942 and has delighted English readers ever since. It is a riveting adventure story about a priest's quest to obtain holy Buddhist scriptures for the Tang emperor; joining him on this rollicking journey: Sandy, Pigsy, and the mischievous monkey king, Sun Wukong, whose flying cloud and magic cudgel are never far from his infamous deeds.
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Great translation, but reader struggles distractingly with names
- By utsusemi on 01-24-16
By: Wu Ch’êng-ên, and others
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Wrath
- Wrath Trilogy, Book 1
- By: D. R. Roquemore
- Narrated by: Mara Lynne Thomas
- Length: 8 hrs and 43 mins
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Revelation chapter 6 clearly says that God's wrath begins at some point after the midpoint of the Tribulation. That means Christians will be here for the first four or five years. In Wrath, the first in a three-book series, D. R. Roquemore follows a fictional family in Texas who discovers the truth about the Rapture. Their story begins a few months before the start of the Tribulation period and follows their attempts to survive the rise of the Antichrist and the subsequent wars and famines.
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Must Read! Very well written
- By Joseph Byler on 02-08-18
By: D. R. Roquemore
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Unleash!
- Breaking Free from Normalcy
- By: Perry Noble
- Narrated by: Brandon Batchelar
- Length: 5 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
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When you're ready for something truly extraordinary, consider living life unleashed! Jesus promised us a full and abundant life. But if we’re honest, most of us feel as if we’re missing out. Every one of us - that includes you - has been custom designed with a purpose and a plan beyond imagination. Yet for some reason, we fill our days with normalcy, complacency, and predictability. In Unleash!, Perry Noble challenges us to grab on to God’s promise of full and complete living.
By: Perry Noble
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The Bible Tells Me So
- Why Defending Scripture Has Made Us Unable to Read It
- By: Peter Enns
- Narrated by: Joe Barrett
- Length: 6 hrs and 56 mins
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Trained as an evangelical Bible scholar, Peter Enns loved the Scriptures and shared his devotion by teaching at Westminster Theological Seminary. But the further he studied the Bible, the more he found himself confronted by questions that could neither be answered within the rigid framework of his religious instruction nor be accepted among the conservative evangelical community.
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Popular level look at how we understand scripture
- By Adam Shields on 04-21-15
By: Peter Enns
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The Seagull
- By: Anton Chekhov, Christopher Hampton - translator
- Narrated by: Calista Flockhart, T. R. Knight, Stephen Collins, and others
- Length: 1 hr and 49 mins
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Anton Chekhov’s The Seagull is considered one of his most haunting and atmospheric character studies. A would-be playwright is at war with his egoistic mother while the town has become intoxicated by a sensational author. And as the alluring newcomer steals away Kosta’s only love, their new romance could have devastating consequences.
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Superb
- By Stephen on 03-02-15
By: Anton Chekhov, and others