Gorb in the Schizocratic Linguiverse
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A conversation with the ineffable, Gorb in the Schizocratic Linguiverse is the literary equivalent of a psychotropic drug. Follow Gorb the Floovian down the rabbit hole of various minds in an attempt to understand a race of aliens who are as alienated from one another as they are from the rest of the cosmos.
Narrated by J. Martin Strangeweather, with music and atmosphere by Brennan Roach. Cover art by Dustin Myers. This audiobook may impair your ability to navigate reality. Listener discretion is advised.
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