
Grandpa Hated Cats
Weirder Tales, Book 3
Failed to add items
Add to Cart failed.
Add to Wish List failed.
Remove from wishlist failed.
Adding to library failed
Follow podcast failed
Unfollow podcast failed
$0.99/mo for the first 3 months

Buy for $3.95
No default payment method selected.
We are sorry. We are not allowed to sell this product with the selected payment method
-
Narrated by:
-
Derek Dysart
-
By:
-
Steve Vernon
About this listen
“I hate cats more than any on the planet,” Grandpa always told us. “A dog you can take hunting and a moose you can shoot, but a cat only gets in the way and barfs on your carpet in the nighttime, most usually in the very spot that you step on first thing in the morning with your bare feet - and then you are left walking around the whole day long smelling of cat-barfed-on-footprints.”
Of course, I always wondered if there wasn't a different kind of story....
A touching and humorous, and almost-mostly true short story, by Steve Vernon - the man who brought you cat tales - issue number one.
©2019 Steve Vernon (P)2019 Steve VernonListeners also enjoyed...
-
Demon Copperhead
- A Novel
- By: Barbara Kingsolver
- Narrated by: Charlie Thurston
- Length: 21 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Set in the mountains of southern Appalachia, Demon Copperhead is the story of a boy born to a teenaged single mother in a single-wide trailer, with no assets beyond his dead father’s good looks and copper-colored hair, a caustic wit, and a fierce talent for survival. Relayed in his own unsparing voice, Demon braves the modern perils of foster care, child labor, derelict schools, athletic success, addiction, disastrous loves, and crushing losses.
-
-
Wow! It’s a Masterpiece
- By Billy on 10-25-22
-
The Deep, Deep Snow
- By: Brian Freeman
- Narrated by: January LaVoy
- Length: 10 hrs and 6 mins
- Original Recording
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Deputy Shelby Lake was abandoned as a baby, saved by a stranger who found her in the freezing cold. Now, years later, a young boy is missing - and Shelby is the one who must rescue a child. The only evidence of what happened to 10-year-old Jeremiah Sloan is a bicycle left behind on a lonely road. After a desperate search fails to locate him, the close bonds of Shelby’s hometown begin to fray under the weight of accusations and suspicion. Everyone around her is keeping secrets.
-
-
Get this while it's the daily deal!!!!
- By shelley on 06-20-19
By: Brian Freeman
-
Everything Sad Is Untrue
- (A True Story)
- By: Daniel Nayeri
- Narrated by: Daniel Nayeri
- Length: 7 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
At the front of a middle-school classroom in Oklahoma, a boy named Khosrou (whom everyone calls "Daniel") stands, trying to tell a story. His story. But no one believes a word he says. To them he is a dark-skinned, hairy-armed boy with a big butt whose lunch smells funny; who makes things up and talks about poop too much.
-
-
Could not get through it—2 out of 7 hrs
- By AbqRD on 09-13-20
By: Daniel Nayeri
-
Later
- By: Stephen King
- Narrated by: Seth Numrich
- Length: 6 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
The son of a struggling single mother, Jamie Conklin just wants an ordinary childhood. But Jamie is no ordinary child. Born with an unnatural ability his mom urges him to keep secret, Jamie can see what no one else can see and learn what no one else can learn. But the cost of using this ability is higher than Jamie can imagine—as he discovers when an NYPD detective draws him into the pursuit of a killer who has threatened to strike from beyond the grave.
-
-
Another amazing story
- By Victor @ theAudiobookBlog dot com on 03-02-21
By: Stephen King
-
Freak the Mighty
- By: Rodman Philbrick
- Narrated by: Elden Henson
- Length: 3 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Meet Maxwell Kane, narrator of Freak the Mighty. He's a timid soul stuck in the body of a teenage giant with size 14 shoes. Haunted by a dark secret in his past, he hides out in his basement room, avoiding the world. But when a new kid moves in next door, Max's life changes forever. The two outcasts form the "normal" world team up to become "Freak the Mighty".
-
-
A Mighty book for fifth graders
- By the teach on 01-16-13
By: Rodman Philbrick
-
Stay
- By: Catherine Ryan Hyde
- Narrated by: Nick Podehl
- Length: 8 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
In the summer of 1969, 14-year-old Lucas Painter carries a huge weight on his shoulders. His brother is fighting in Vietnam. His embattled parents are locked in a never-ending war. And his best friend, Connor, is struggling with his own family issues. To find relief from the chaos, Lucas takes long, meandering walks, and one day he veers into the woods.
-
-
Excellent read/listen!
- By Grammamikki on 12-18-19
-
Demon Copperhead
- A Novel
- By: Barbara Kingsolver
- Narrated by: Charlie Thurston
- Length: 21 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Set in the mountains of southern Appalachia, Demon Copperhead is the story of a boy born to a teenaged single mother in a single-wide trailer, with no assets beyond his dead father’s good looks and copper-colored hair, a caustic wit, and a fierce talent for survival. Relayed in his own unsparing voice, Demon braves the modern perils of foster care, child labor, derelict schools, athletic success, addiction, disastrous loves, and crushing losses.
-
-
Wow! It’s a Masterpiece
- By Billy on 10-25-22
-
The Deep, Deep Snow
- By: Brian Freeman
- Narrated by: January LaVoy
- Length: 10 hrs and 6 mins
- Original Recording
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Deputy Shelby Lake was abandoned as a baby, saved by a stranger who found her in the freezing cold. Now, years later, a young boy is missing - and Shelby is the one who must rescue a child. The only evidence of what happened to 10-year-old Jeremiah Sloan is a bicycle left behind on a lonely road. After a desperate search fails to locate him, the close bonds of Shelby’s hometown begin to fray under the weight of accusations and suspicion. Everyone around her is keeping secrets.
-
-
Get this while it's the daily deal!!!!
- By shelley on 06-20-19
By: Brian Freeman
-
Everything Sad Is Untrue
- (A True Story)
- By: Daniel Nayeri
- Narrated by: Daniel Nayeri
- Length: 7 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
At the front of a middle-school classroom in Oklahoma, a boy named Khosrou (whom everyone calls "Daniel") stands, trying to tell a story. His story. But no one believes a word he says. To them he is a dark-skinned, hairy-armed boy with a big butt whose lunch smells funny; who makes things up and talks about poop too much.
-
-
Could not get through it—2 out of 7 hrs
- By AbqRD on 09-13-20
By: Daniel Nayeri
-
Later
- By: Stephen King
- Narrated by: Seth Numrich
- Length: 6 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
The son of a struggling single mother, Jamie Conklin just wants an ordinary childhood. But Jamie is no ordinary child. Born with an unnatural ability his mom urges him to keep secret, Jamie can see what no one else can see and learn what no one else can learn. But the cost of using this ability is higher than Jamie can imagine—as he discovers when an NYPD detective draws him into the pursuit of a killer who has threatened to strike from beyond the grave.
-
-
Another amazing story
- By Victor @ theAudiobookBlog dot com on 03-02-21
By: Stephen King
-
Freak the Mighty
- By: Rodman Philbrick
- Narrated by: Elden Henson
- Length: 3 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Meet Maxwell Kane, narrator of Freak the Mighty. He's a timid soul stuck in the body of a teenage giant with size 14 shoes. Haunted by a dark secret in his past, he hides out in his basement room, avoiding the world. But when a new kid moves in next door, Max's life changes forever. The two outcasts form the "normal" world team up to become "Freak the Mighty".
-
-
A Mighty book for fifth graders
- By the teach on 01-16-13
By: Rodman Philbrick
-
Stay
- By: Catherine Ryan Hyde
- Narrated by: Nick Podehl
- Length: 8 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
In the summer of 1969, 14-year-old Lucas Painter carries a huge weight on his shoulders. His brother is fighting in Vietnam. His embattled parents are locked in a never-ending war. And his best friend, Connor, is struggling with his own family issues. To find relief from the chaos, Lucas takes long, meandering walks, and one day he veers into the woods.
-
-
Excellent read/listen!
- By Grammamikki on 12-18-19
-
The Wonder Boy of Whistle Stop
- A Novel
- By: Fannie Flagg
- Narrated by: Fannie Flagg
- Length: 7 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Bud Threadgoode grew up in the bustling little railroad town of Whistle Stop with his mother, Ruth, church-going and proper, and his Aunt Idgie, the fun-loving hell-raiser. Together they ran the town's popular Whistle Stop Cafe, known far and wide for its fun and famous fried green tomatoes. And as Bud often said of his childhood to his daughter, Ruthie, "How lucky can you get?"
-
-
Truly lovely!!!
- By Emily M. on 11-03-20
By: Fannie Flagg
-
Dirt
- Growing Strong Roots in What Makes the Broken Beautiful
- By: Mary Marantz
- Narrated by: Mary Marantz
- Length: 6 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Dirt is a story about the places where we start. From a single-wide trailer in the mountains of rural West Virginia to the halls of Yale Law School, Mary Marantz's story is one of remembering our roots while turning our faces to the sky. From growing up in that trailer, where it rained just as hard inside as out and the smell of mildew hung thick in the air, Mary has known what it is to feel broken and disqualified because of the muddy scars leaving smudged fingerprints across our lives.
-
-
Excellent story of hard work and perserverance
- By Northland on 10-23-23
By: Mary Marantz
-
The Journey of a Lifetime
- By: Larry L. Booker
- Narrated by: Jason Skarda
- Length: 12 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
This is a biography of an ex-hippie and how God turned his life around. It has a combination of humor and pathos. It makes a very interesting listening experience.
-
-
A Riveting Account of Gods Mercy
- By J. Lopez on 12-21-16
By: Larry L. Booker
-
Standing in the Rainbow
- A Novel
- By: Fannie Flagg
- Narrated by: Kate Reading
- Length: 15 hrs and 11 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Fannie Flagg gives us a story of richly human characters, the saving graces of the once-maligned middle classes and small-town life, and the daily contest between laughter and tears.
-
-
An old favorite
- By JuliMc on 03-19-19
By: Fannie Flagg
-
Hell of a Book
- A Novel
- By: Jason Mott
- Narrated by: JD Jackson, Ronald Peet
- Length: 9 hrs and 40 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
In Jason Mott’s Hell of a Book, a Black author sets out on a cross-country publicity tour to promote his bestselling novel. That storyline drives Hell of a Book and is the scaffolding of something much larger and more urgent: Mott’s novel also tells the story of Soot, a young Black boy living in a rural town in the recent past, and The Kid, a possibly imaginary child who appears to the author on his tour.
-
-
Four Stars for Content, One More for...
- By Paul Frandano on 08-12-21
By: Jason Mott
-
Everybody, Always for Kids
- By: Bob Goff, Lindsey Goff Viducich, Diane Le Feyer - illustrator
- Narrated by: Bob Goff
- Length: 2 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
If you loved Bob Goff's New York Times best-selling book Everybody, Always, you'll enjoy sharing the same beautiful message of loving without inhibition, insecurity, or restriction with your family in the children's edition. Everybody, Always for Kids will get your children excited about being themselves, caring for others, and making a difference in the world. Bob Goff's magnetic spirit and hilarious wit, alongside his daughter Lindsey Goff Viducich's love and understanding of children, shine through each story in Everybody, Always for Kids.
-
-
Great book!
- By Penelope A. Sites on 05-31-23
By: Bob Goff, and others
-
Five Lives Remembered
- By: Dolores Cannon
- Narrated by: Carol Morrison, Julia Cannon
- Length: 9 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
What do you do when you discover information that is before its time? What do you do when your curiosity takes you on an adventure that is so bizarre that there is nothing normal to relate to? This is what happened to Dolores Cannon in 1968, long before she began her career as a past-life hypnotherapist and regressionist. Travel back with us to that time when the words reincarnation, past-lives, regression, walk-ins, New Age were unknown to the general population.
-
-
One of the best Past Life books of many I've read
- By Diana on 05-18-17
By: Dolores Cannon
-
I'll Get There. It Better Be Worth the Trip.
- By: John Donovan
- Narrated by: Michael Urie, Stacey Donovan, Brent Hartinger, and others
- Length: 5 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
When the grandmother who raised him dies, Davy Ross, a lonely 13-year-old boy, must move to Manhattan to live with his estranged mother. Between alcohol-infused lectures about her self-sacrifice and awkward visits with his distant father, Davy's only comfort is his beloved dachshund, Fred. Things start to look up when he and a boy from school become friends. But when their relationship takes an unexpected turn, Davy struggles to understand what happened and what it might mean.
-
-
Will I get there?
- By michael on 04-03-11
By: John Donovan
-
One Two Three
- A Novel
- By: Laurie Frankel
- Narrated by: Emma Galvin, Jesse Vilinsky, Rebecca Soler
- Length: 14 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Everyone knows everyone in the tiny town of Bourne, but the Mitchell triplets are especially beloved. Mirabel is the smartest person anyone knows, and no one doubts it just because she can’t speak. Monday is the town’s purveyor of books now that the library’s closed - tell her the book you think you want, and she’ll pull the one you actually do from the microwave or her sock drawer. Mab’s job is hardest of all: get good grades, get into college, get out of Bourne.
-
-
fantastic audio production!
- By Barbara S on 07-19-21
By: Laurie Frankel
-
How to Set a Fire and Why
- A Novel
- By: Jesse Ball
- Narrated by: Emma Galvin
- Length: 5 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Lucia's father is dead, her mother is in a mental hospital, and she's living in a garage-turned-bedroom with her aunt. And now she's been kicked out of school - again. Making her way through the world with only a book, a Zippo lighter, a pocketful of stolen licorice, a biting wit, and the striking intelligence that she tries to hide, Lucia spends her days riding the bus to visit her mother and following the only rule that makes any sense to her: Don't do things you aren't proud of.
-
-
Girl after my own heart, jaded sans pyro
- By Zoe on 01-09-23
By: Jesse Ball
-
Liberation Day
- Stories
- By: George Saunders
- Narrated by: George Saunders, Tina Fey, Michael McKean, and others
- Length: 7 hrs and 6 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
The “best short story writer in English” (Time) is back with a masterful collection that explores ideas of power, ethics, and justice, and cuts to the very heart of what it means to live in community with our fellow humans. With his trademark prose—wickedly funny, unsentimental, and perfectly tuned—Saunders continues to challenge and surprise: here is a collection of prismatic, deeply resonant stories that encompass joy and despair, oppression and revolution, bizarre fantasy and brutal reality.
-
-
Extraordinary
- By REBECCA on 10-18-22
By: George Saunders
-
Remarkables
- By: Margaret Peterson Haddix
- Narrated by: Jorjeana Marie
- Length: 6 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
One minute they’re there: laughing and having fun at the house next door. The next minute, the teens are gone. Like magic. Marin can’t believe her eyes. Who are they? Can anyone else see them? What makes them so happy? Marin is lonely in this new town of hers and eager to figure out more. Then she meets Charley, who reveals that he knows about them, too. He calls them the “Remarkables”. Charley warns her to stay away from the Remarkables - and him.
-
-
Great for a family road trip!
- By J. Tanner on 07-17-20
What listeners say about Grandpa Hated Cats
Average customer ratingsReviews - Please select the tabs below to change the source of reviews.
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- Toby
- 05-29-19
Great story, great performance
Really great story. I listened to it on my commute and I was absolutely delighted. Vernon writes in a straightforward voice and Dysart manages to really capture the heart of the story.
5/5 both for story and narration.
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- Anonymous User
- 08-22-19
Fantastic narration and good listen overall
I was not expecting much from a 23-minute audiobok. However, it was a very nice, calm story (you could call it sad) that was made even better by the narrator. I enjoyed it.
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- John S
- 06-12-19
Very nice story.
Great for a quick listen. very sweet and endearing. it felt like a touching memorial to his grandfather. got me right in the feels. recommend especially if you miss you grandfather.
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!