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Ten Short Stories
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Narrated by:
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Gary Roelofs
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By:
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Bill Bernico
About this listen
Ten short stories soon to be available in audio format, including:
Hands Off
Dial 693-WINE
Disarming
Gimme a Beer
Friends For Life
Follow That Bill
Dog Day Morning
Eat Your Peas
Elevator4
Escape
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