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Abby Craden
About this listen
New York Times best-selling author Lisa Lutz conspires with - or should we say against? - coauthor David Hayward to write an original and hilarious tag-team crime novel.
Meet Paul and Lacey Hansen: orphaned, pot-growing twentysomething siblings eking out a living in rural Northern California. When a headless corpse appears on their property, they can't exactly dial 911, so they move the body and wait for the police to find it. Instead, the corpse reappears, a few days riper... and an amateur sleuth is born. Make that two.
When collaborators Lutz and Hayward (former romantic partners) start to disagree about how the story should unfold, the body count rises, victims and suspects alike develop surprising characteristics (meet Brandy Chester, the stripper with the Mensa IQ), and sibling rivalry reaches homicidal intensity. Think Adaptation crossed with Weeds. Will the authors solve the mystery without killing each other first?
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What disappointed you about Heads You Lose?
Thank goodness for the notes, or maybe it's the notes? I don't know what it is, the story was hard for me to follow, sometimes the notes helped, and sometime the notes got in the way. When I'm listening to a good book I want to be in the moment of the story, and the notes would take me into another moment, reality.What was most disappointing about Lisa Lutz and David Hayward ’s story?
The notes I think??? I would finally start enjoying the story, and then authors would break in with notes.What didn’t you like about Abby Craden’s performance?
I didn't NOT like her performance, it's just I couldn't enjoy it fully because of the notes.What character would you cut from Heads You Lose?
I don't know, there where so many characters!Any additional comments?
I do enjoy Lisa Lutz' writing loved her Spellmans series. However, I have to say there are more cons, than pros to recommending this book.The notes!
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Too much sniping
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not a fan
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Would you consider the audio edition of Heads You Lose to be better than the print version?
YesWould you be willing to try another book from Lisa Lutz and David Hayward ? Why or why not?
Yes the interplay between the authors suggests there's a whole lot of story left to tellWhat does Abby Craden bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?
The inflections used make it obvious that the bickering back and forth is good naturedDid you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?
Laughed out loud while walking down the street. Got some weird looks too.Any additional comments?
The story itself isn't anything spectacular but the comments and reactions that the authors have to what the other one is doing are priceless. Lisa is especially brutal. :)Good story Great listen
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Nothing Funny About This Story
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Where does Heads You Lose rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?
Heads you loose is entertaining not the usual novel one excepts, very different than the other Lisa Lutz books i've read/listened too. (I loved the Spellman series & the passenger). The banter between Lisa and David Hayward is awesome. The story is isn't completely cohesive but thats part of the gag. As explained in the introduction.Each writer writes a chapter then passes along to other writer to write the following chapter. Each writer isn't allowed to edit the others work no matter how badly they want to. It's interesting to see the past relationship between the writers unfold to the reader. Along with several on going jokes, for example the usage of the term "Turtling".Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?
The writers are killing off each others characters and plot developments.Funny and very different than other Lisa Lutz book
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Worst ending ever
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Laugh Out Loud Funny
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Terrible Book should be burned
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