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Miranda Richardson
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Francesca Simon
About this listen
Four new stories in which Horrid Henry terrorizes his classmates at a school sleepover in the museum; plays with Perfect Peter and tricks him into handing over all his money; gets out of writing his own story for Miss Battle-Axe by adapting one of Peter's; and meets the Nudie Foodie, a celebrity chef, who comes to the school to improve school dinners. No more burgers! No more chips!
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- 01-25-21
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- Mark
- 01-08-12
Excellent as always
What made the experience of listening to Horrid Henry and the Zombie Vampire the most enjoyable?
My children aged 8 and 10 just love listening to HH at bedtime....keep them coming !
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