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Jacob Morgan
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Virginia Rose
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The world’s sexiest firefighter is about to get a second chance with the virgin next door....
He’s bossy, arrogant, and so ridiculously hot that he should come with a warning label and a pair of flame-retardant coveralls.
He’s also the boy who broke my heart when we were in high school.
I want to move in next door to Ryan O’Dell the way I want to be the virgin gamer geek suddenly in charge of running my sister’s sex-toy factory. Too bad both are written in my stars.
Yeah, I’m the world’s oldest virgin code-writing nerd. And he’s the world’s hottest firefighter. And even though he intimidates the heck out of me, I can’t seem to control my libido when he’s around.
Where is my dignity? My self-respect? My panties?
Seriously...have you seen them? Anyone?
Maybe they’re hiding in his bedroom. With my heart.
Yeah, I know. I’m hosed. So hosed.
Hosed is a steamy, fun romantic comedy between a firefighter and the virgin nerd next door, complete with a pet raccoon, scandalous gossip, and dildo football. (No, really.) This romance has no cheating or cliff-hangers and ends with a banging-hot happily ever after.
©2019 Pippa Grant and Lili Valente (P)2019 Pippa Grant and Lili ValenteListeners also enjoyed...
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Mister McHottie is the hilariously sexy prequel to the Copper Valley Thrusters series, where you’ll first meet the twin tank hockey players who inspired the next books. It comes complete with an organic happy-ever-after (or seven), a Bratwurst Wagon, ill-advised office pranks between a billionaire boss and the woman he tormented as a child, and no cheating or cliffhangers.
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Love this series
- By Avid Reader on 01-30-22
By: Pippa Grant
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Rockaway Bride
- A Rockstar / Kidnapping / Runaway Bride Romantic Comedy
- By: Pippa Grant
- Narrated by: Savannah Peachwood, Jason Clarke
- Length: 8 hrs and 7 mins
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A rock star kidnaps a runaway bride...Kidnapping the bride seemed like a good idea at the time. Her fiancé stole my fortune, so I stole his woman. Tit for tat. Or tat for tit. However you want to look at it. The one thing I didn’t expect? Willow Honeycutt, preschool teacher, boy band super fan, is completely crazy. And somehow she’s turned the tables on me.
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A 5 ⭐️ SCREWBALL LOL ROM COM
- By CAROLYN 🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹 on 07-23-19
By: Pippa Grant
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Not My Kind of Hero
- By: Pippa Grant
- Narrated by: Savannah Peachwood, Connor Crais
- Length: 8 hrs and 35 mins
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I knew fixing up my life with a fresh start on the hobby ranch I inherited in Hell’s Bells, Wyoming, would come with challenges. Things like snow. Wildlife. Local gossip about why my daughter and I are here. But the biggest challenge? My surly new tenant. He’s like a bear. Fascinating from a distance, but don’t get too close, or he’ll bite. His personality should be a good thing. I have no need of a new man in my life. But he’s not only my tenant; he’s also my daughter’s math teacher and soccer coach.
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Not a lot to recommend
- By SLAB on 08-29-23
By: Pippa Grant
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The V Card
- Good Love, Book 1
- By: Lauren Blakely, Lili Valente
- Narrated by: Andi Arndt, Sebastian York
- Length: 5 hrs and 29 mins
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When you think about how easy it is to lose keys, phones, sunglasses and your dignity on social media, you might figure it'd be a cinch for me to ditch my V Card. You'd be wrong. At 25, I run a successful business, live in a fantastic apartment, and have fabulous friends to go out with any night of the week. And yet I'm still a card-carrying member of a club I don't want to belong to anymore. Good thing I know just the man for the deflowering job - my brother’s business partner and best friend.
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Fun, sexy and sweet.
- By Readers Together on 12-13-17
By: Lauren Blakely, and others
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The Playboy Prince
- By: Lili Valente
- Narrated by: Shane East, Lili Valente
- Length: 6 hrs and 45 mins
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My fiancée is a dreary little mouse, and I have no doubt we’ll make each other miserable if we go through with our arranged marriage. But I can’t dishonor my grandfather’s dying wish. Which leaves me one choice — make my sweet fiancée so miserable during our engagement festivities that she calls it quits. Operation Prince Charmless will get her out of my hair. And then I'm back to Sexy Single Ruler business as usual. Or that’s the plan…. But my fiancée is feistier than I remembered. Sexier, too. Looks like the Royal Package and I are in for more than we bargained for….
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The total royal romantic comedy package!
- By Jen Valencia on 04-10-20
By: Lili Valente
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Come Again
- By: Lauren Blakely
- Narrated by: Sebastian York, Vanessa Edwin
- Length: 6 hrs and 23 mins
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There are three words most men can’t resist - I dare you. So as you can see, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I had no choice when my buddies said, “I bet you can’t get that brunette beauty to kiss you before the night ends.” I proved them wrong, and oh how good it felt to be right when I swept the quick-tongued woman into my arms and kissed the breath out of her at the party. But, I made a slight miscalculation. Turns out she’s my brand new enemy.
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✫✫ 5 Stars ✫✫
- By ❤️Cyndi Marie❤️🎧Audiobook Addicts🎧 on 11-30-21
By: Lauren Blakely
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The Worst Wedding Date
- By: Pippa Grant
- Narrated by: Kit Swann, Ryan West
- Length: 12 hrs and 40 mins
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I didn’t know bridesmaid was code for babysitter for the bride’s brother, but if that’s what my best friend needs of me for her dream wedding to go off without a hitch, that’s what I’ll do. Even if Theo Monroe has been a pain in my rear since third grade. Even if he should be responsible enough to not wreak havoc at his sister’s destination wedding.
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I laughed, I cried, I sneezed 😂
- By Amanda on 04-22-23
By: Pippa Grant
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A Real Good Bad Thing
- By: Lauren Blakely
- Narrated by: Stella Hunter, Ryan West
- Length: 9 hrs and 41 mins
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After the year I’ve had, the last thing I need is a hot, tattooed, rugged stranger distracting me from my job. But when the irresistible man I meet in a dive bar devastates me with a knee-weakening kiss, I throw caution to the wind and spend a scorching night in his arms on the beach.
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story was entertaining ....
- By Siu on 01-23-24
By: Lauren Blakely
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Dirty Talking Rival
- By: Pippa Grant
- Narrated by: Jason Clarke, Virginia Rose
- Length: 10 hrs and 56 mins
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Anything your tongue desires, I can bake it. Scones? Child's play. Cupcakes? I'll frost them so good you won't know what hit you. Donuts? Please! You're talking to a master baker. But there's one egg I've never been able to crack. My best friend. Correction: my former best friend. She's the apple in my pie. The whip in my cream. The lemon in my meringue. The wish in my bone. She's the one who got away.
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Not my favorite
- By Tiffany S. on 11-22-19
By: Pippa Grant
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Playing for Keeps
- By: Kendall Ryan
- Narrated by: Jason Clarke, Virginia Rose
- Length: 6 hrs and 32 mins
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The first book in the scorching new Hot Jocks series by New York Times best-selling author Kendall Ryan - available in audio first! I've never been so stupid in my entire life. Elise Parrish, my teammate's incredibly sweet and gorgeous younger sister, should have been off-limits, but my hockey stick didn't get the memo. After our team won the championship, our flirting turned physical, and I took her to bed. Then shame sent her running the next morning from our catastrophic mistake.
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TOO MANY THINGS I DIDN'T LIKE
- By 🔵🔷🔹Kaly🔹🔷🔵 on 05-29-19
By: Kendall Ryan
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Fake Dating the Boss
- Fake Dating in the City, Book 1
- By: Lili Valente
- Narrated by: Tyler Donne, Summer Roberts
- Length: 7 hrs and 30 mins
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Face it, ladies: love sucks and then you cry…while your ex rides off into the sunset banging your best friend. But why let a break-up end in tears when it can end with sweet revenge? Enter Magnificent B Consulting and me, chief executive B. I’ve got it all—looks, brains, a heart of gold, and the fake dating instincts guaranteed to make your ex regret the day he said goodbye.
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Bunch of daydreaming about sex
- By john on 12-21-24
By: Lili Valente
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- Dana Frail
- 02-19-19
Literally laughed out loud!
Enjoyed this narration and story. Laughed out loud! What an enjoyable way to spend an evening.
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- Jessica
- 05-30-19
Laugh Out Loud Funny
Laugh out loud funny rom com that immerses you in the town of Happy Cat, GA, a town full of real characters! Come for the love story between Cassie and Ryan, and Ryan's pet raccoon, George Cooney, and stay for the bonus epilogue! Best bonus epilogue ever!
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- Kara Schmidt
- 02-02-19
#ILoveGeorgeCooney and Co 🦄👨🏼🚒🔥🦝
This was a funny and quirky book with a few “what the Huh?” moments (anyone else still trying to visualize the what the huh and how toilet scene?) that was a perfect palate cleanser for my mind after I just finished a dark and heavy book. It was cute, funny, a bit silly and fanciful with a side of sweet and just enough sour to keep one engaged with its crazy cast of characters. #ILoveGeorgeCooney The narrators are awesome as usual and some of my favorites! Take this book for what it is...a BackDraft, Tommy Boy and Mayberry Rom-Com mixed into a magically delicious book of lucky charm unicorn dildo’s and enjoy!
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- Shirley M
- 03-13-19
enjoyed the book
loved the book
was good audio was funny and interesting would recommend it again to someone
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- CAP1491
- 01-25-19
Funny and hot
From the very first chapter, I was laughing. This is a story I needed.
Virginia Rose’s narration was so good, she’s quickly becoming my favorite female narrator. Jacob Morgan honestly brings this book to life though. Sure, he does the super sexy voice to perfection, but his female voices are brilliant. It’s such a joy to listen to him.
Yes, the bonus epilogue is hilariously genius, too. Get this, you will not regret it.
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- Lydia Rella
- 01-25-19
Sex toys & George Cooney make for a must-listen!
Straight out-I LOVED Hosed! It was hot, hilarious and spit-your-coffee out funny. I am George Cooney's #1 fan, so please do not claim him as your next BBF. Pippa Grant and Lili Valente's writing was hysterical. The sexiness was great and the mystery just enough to keep my brain curious but not overwhelmed for a rom-com.
The narration by Jacob Morgan and Virginia Rose was sublime. Jacob Morgan always delivers and this is no exception. He consistently hits all the right emotional notes when needed and is always sexy in his delivery. Virginia Rose was exceptional and well cast. She brings the drama without being overly dramatic (which I find is a pitfall for some narrators) and has one of my most desired attributes in a narrator: authenticity.
The bonus epilogue will have you hooting with laughter and is the shiny cherry on top! I am now shopping for a pet raccoon and I blame Lili and Pippa. A definite must-listen that's going on my Best of 2019 list already. Definitely worth a credit! #auralfixation
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- Heabooknurse
- 01-23-20
Cute!
Super cute super funny no angsts happily ever after romance. Virgins rose and Jacob Morgan both had great performances. The story was so adorable. And nothing better than a trash panda to make a story better.
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- AlohaMama🌺
- 01-30-19
By George I Think She's Got It!!!
2/26/21- Updated review. This book is still hilarious, sexy, quirky, adorable & just a plain breath of fresh air. It is better the 2nd, 3rd, 4th and 5th time around. Seriously I almost pee my pants in a few spots. I dont get those reviews that call this book boring? I think those who find it boring or bad should try writing a book then we will see who's boring. I am forever thankful for authors like Pippa grant. Who have helped me through chemo, yard work, depression & so much more. Life is too short not to enjoy!
First, you get bonus points it you know where the review title originated.
Secondly, this was an automatic buy for me when it hit the Audible library. I cannot resist Jacob Morgan & Lili Valente.
Lastly, this book was an AMAZING work of art. Fun & Funny! Sweet & Sexy! Happy & Sappy!
It was simply PERFECTION!!!
I must also add that I enjoyed Virginia Rose as Cassie and look forward to listening to more by her. Pippa's work is also new to me but again I'll be looking for more of her work. With over 900 titles in my Audible library it is not often that I write a review like this. But i was soooooooo
thrilled with this book that I was inspired to review it. As I write this I have already begun a second listen. I just cant get enough of Happy Cat🐱, Sunshine🌞 , Cassie❤Ryan & George 🐼.
WORTH A CREDIT AND MORE!!! I hope you enjoy it even a fraction as much as I did.
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- Sweet Reads and Treats - Mere
- 02-01-21
Laughed out loud and no shame in my game
This was a super fun story with more than a dash of silliness that made it very enjoyable. It almost borders on ludicrous but honestly I found myself laughing more than anything else. Additionally while I'm sure this is a fun read, it's a great listen. The audio book had me LOLing more than once. And no spoiler, the epilogue. I AM DEAD. Jacob Morgan had me about to pee in my pants laughing. Virginia Rose plays his other half and they balance well with each other. I would highly recommend this if you need a break from suspense and angst. It was a sweet treat to laugh that much at a book.
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- gretareadsromance
- 11-20-20
What a fun book!
Hosed introduced me to the town of Happy Cat where hot firefighters have raccoons as pets and a sex toy factory is tearing apart the town.
This is my first read by this author and I cannot wait to continue this series. It was funny and steamy and the characters were people I would want to know. This small town romance has it all. The gossipy townsfolk were hysterical and I loved their town chats.
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