
House Divided
A Political Satire
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Bruce Campbell
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Bruce Campbell
About this listen
In a country torn between left and right, two politicians are about to make history. How? By working together! In a nutshell, that’s the premise of this book.
House Divided is a political satire, but it’s really a political fantasy, because it takes two opposing candidates, who wouldn’t normally be caught dead together, and challenges them to spend a weekend in the remote Oregon desert - hiking together, camping together, even getting wasted together!
Having lived in rural Oregon for over twenty years, I can assure you that the characters presented in this fictional book are almost all based on actual people. In the Oregon backcountry, almost anything goes, so the idea that a “far-right” veteran and a “far-out” hippie might run for the same county commissioner seat is not as absurd as you might think.
While this book was not written to solve the country’s political problems, I do think we need to have a laugh at both sides and everything in-between - it’s time to put the party back into politics!
I hope you enjoy this book.
Regards,
Bruce
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One of my dad’s favorite jokes about getting older was: “I went out for coffee when I was twenty-one and when I got back I was fifty-eight!” I get what he meant now. Time flies. My first book, If Chins Could Kill: Confessions of a "B" Movie Actor, was published back in 2001 and it chronicles the adventures of a “mid-grade, kind of hammy actor" (my words), cutting his teeth on exploitation movies far removed from mainstream Hollywood. This next book, an “Act II” if you will, could be considered my “maturing years” in show business, when I began to say “no” more often and gravitated toward self-generated material. Taking stock in the overall quality of my life, I fled Los Angeles and moved to a remote part of Oregon to renew, regroup and reload. If that sounds tame, the journey from Evil Dead to Spider-Man to Burn Notice was long, with plenty of adventures/mishaps along the way. I never pictured myself hovering above Baghdad in a Blackhawk helicopter, facing a pack of wild dogs in Bulgaria, or playing an aging Elvis Presley with cancer on his penis - how can you predict this stuff? The sheer lunacy of show business is part of the fun for me and I hope you'll come along for the ride.
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Hail to the Chin...Win for the Ears!
- By B Huck on 02-13-18
By: Bruce Campbell, and others
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The Mystery of the Iron Box
- By: Bruce Campbell
- Narrated by: Tom Weiss
- Length: 5 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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Ken Holt is the son of a world-famous foreign correspondent named Richard Holt. Holt travels the world and is home infrequently. Ken's mother is no longer alive and Ken lives with the Allen family. One of his closest friends is Sandy Allen. Sandy and Ken both at the Brentwood Advance, a local newspaper. Things start off innocently enough as Ken's father comes to stay with the Allen's for the Christmas holiday. Naturally he brings gifts. For Mom Allen, he has brought an ornate iron box. The box is old but apparently, not very valuable.
By: Bruce Campbell
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- Joshua Bade
- 08-14-22
awesome
absolutely wonderful awesome stupendous and great. highly recommend this book and Bruce is the king...hail to the king!
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- paul burbank
- 12-07-22
awesome
just love Bruce. always makes me laugh and enjoy hearing his voice. great job Bruce.
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- qpqrkjq
- 12-12-21
It's Bruce Campbell
It's the man himself. For $7, what in the world are you waiting for? Assault on Pricinct 14?
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- Tom Randall
- 08-20-22
Bruce Campbell at his best again!
so glad bruce is back again in book form! A bit short but still worth reading and listening to after!
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- Brittany Vanderpool
- 12-22-21
You won't regret it.
Bruce Campbell could narrate the dictionary and it would be a 5/5! The story is fun too!
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- OJ Pimpson
- 09-27-23
Better than the Bible
This is single-handedly without a doubt absolutely greatest book ever written in the history of the English language.
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- BRANDON GASKINS
- 03-03-22
It's like Black Friday
I am a fan of Bruce Campbell and I enjoyed contributing to his standard of living by purchasing this book. It is alot like the movie Black Friday, it's not what I expected, it was ok, but mostly it has Bruce Campbell reading.
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- Teresa
- 02-07-22
A funny, breath of fresh air!
Kudos to Bruce Campbell! Just what we all need right now in our divided county. Fun, hilarious, and thought-provoking, I enjoyed every second of it.
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- Joe B.
- 10-03-22
Good but not his best
Some of my favorite audiobooks are the past few written and read by Bruce. And he did a great job with the audio on this but I just expected more great true stories but got something a bit different with a fictional short story. For being about politics it sure does a good job of not playing favorites and keeping away from real world situations. The only reason I didn't give 5 star is it's hard to say it's as great as the last few audiobooks Campbell has put out. Will be looking forward to his next
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- Justin Ullom
- 01-30-22
Enjoyed it immensely.
Its a thoroughly enjoyable story if ya go into it with satirical B Movie expectations. I laughed out loud a lot at the fantastically stereotypical characters and their behaviors. I thought for certain I had the ending figured out a little over halfway through only to be wonderfully surprised. If you enjoy his movies, you'll enjoy the book.
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