House Divided
A Political Satire
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Bruce Campbell
About this listen
In a country torn between left and right, two politicians are about to make history. How? By working together! In a nutshell, that’s the premise of this book.
House Divided is a political satire, but it’s really a political fantasy, because it takes two opposing candidates, who wouldn’t normally be caught dead together, and challenges them to spend a weekend in the remote Oregon desert - hiking together, camping together, even getting wasted together!
Having lived in rural Oregon for over twenty years, I can assure you that the characters presented in this fictional book are almost all based on actual people. In the Oregon backcountry, almost anything goes, so the idea that a “far-right” veteran and a “far-out” hippie might run for the same county commissioner seat is not as absurd as you might think.
While this book was not written to solve the country’s political problems, I do think we need to have a laugh at both sides and everything in-between - it’s time to put the party back into politics!
I hope you enjoy this book.
Regards,
Bruce
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In this fast-paced survival story set in Hawaii, electronics fail worldwide, the islands become completely isolated, and a strange starscape fills the sky. Leilani and her father embark on a nightmare odyssey from Oahu to their home on the Big Island. Leilani's epilepsy holds a clue to the disaster, if only they can survive as the islands revert to earlier ways.
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I love this book
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Monument 14
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In Emmy Laybourne’s action-packed debut novel, six high school kids (some popular, some not), two eighth graders (one a tech genius), and six little kids trapped together in a chain superstore build a refuge for themselves inside. While outside, a series of escalating disasters, beginning with a monster hailstorm and ending with a chemical weapons spill, seems to be tearing the world - as they know it - apart.
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Dull
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A mysterious woven metal artifact is found at a paleontological dig in Africa. Mystified experts, confounded by the impossible timeline they get from traditional dating methods, call upon a stubborn young man with a unique talent. Matthew Turner's gift is also his curse: When he touches any object, his awareness is flooded with the thoughts and feelings of those who touched it before him. It is a talent that many covet, some fear, and almost no one understands.
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So I liked it, in a random sorta way...
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Summer 1977. The Blyton Summer Detective Club (of Blyton Hills, a small mining town in Oregon's Zoinx River Valley) solved their final mystery and unmasked the elusive Sleepy Lake monster - another low-life fortune hunter trying to get his dirty hands on the legendary riches hidden in Deboën Mansion. And he would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for those meddling kids.
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should have been a YA novel
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The Last Policeman
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What’s the point in solving murders if we’re all going to die soon, anyway? Detective Hank Palace has faced this question ever since asteroid 2011GV1 hovered into view. There’s no chance left. No hope. Just six precious months until impact. The economy spirals downward while crops rot in the fields. Churches and synagogues are packed. People all over the world are walking off the job—but not Hank Palace. He’s investigating a death by hanging in a city that sees a dozen suicides every week—except this one feels suspicious, and Palace is the only cop who cares.
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Not your regular mystery
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When out-of-shape IT technician Roen wakes up and starts hearing voices in his head, he naturally assumes he’s losing it. He isn’t. As of last night, he has a passenger in his brain - an ancient alien life-form called Tao, whose race crash-landed on Earth before the first fish crawled out of the oceans. Over the millennia his people have trained human heroes to be great leaders, to advance our species at a rate far beyond what it would have achieved on its own. Split into two opposing factions - the peace-loving, but under-represented Prophus, and the savage, powerful Genjix - the aliens have been in a state of civil war for centuries.
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Not funny, just a lot of fighting
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Impasse
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Forty and facing a midlife crisis, Stu Stark has lost his mojo. He simply gave up after being fired from his prestigious job as a prosecuting attorney for losing the biggest case of his career. So when Stu's best friend gifts him a one-week trip into the Alaskan wilderness to rediscover his manhood, Stu thinks it just might do him some good. But after a horrible week, Stu is crushed when he realizes no one is coming back for him.
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A Truly Great Crime/Revenge Novel
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- Joshua Bade
- 08-14-22
awesome
absolutely wonderful awesome stupendous and great. highly recommend this book and Bruce is the king...hail to the king!
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- paul burbank
- 12-07-22
awesome
just love Bruce. always makes me laugh and enjoy hearing his voice. great job Bruce.
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- qpqrkjq
- 12-12-21
It's Bruce Campbell
It's the man himself. For $7, what in the world are you waiting for? Assault on Pricinct 14?
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- Tom Randall
- 08-20-22
Bruce Campbell at his best again!
so glad bruce is back again in book form! A bit short but still worth reading and listening to after!
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- Brittany Vanderpool
- 12-22-21
You won't regret it.
Bruce Campbell could narrate the dictionary and it would be a 5/5! The story is fun too!
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- OJ Pimpson
- 09-27-23
Better than the Bible
This is single-handedly without a doubt absolutely greatest book ever written in the history of the English language.
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- BRANDON GASKINS
- 03-03-22
It's like Black Friday
I am a fan of Bruce Campbell and I enjoyed contributing to his standard of living by purchasing this book. It is alot like the movie Black Friday, it's not what I expected, it was ok, but mostly it has Bruce Campbell reading.
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- Teresa
- 02-07-22
A funny, breath of fresh air!
Kudos to Bruce Campbell! Just what we all need right now in our divided county. Fun, hilarious, and thought-provoking, I enjoyed every second of it.
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- Joe B.
- 10-03-22
Good but not his best
Some of my favorite audiobooks are the past few written and read by Bruce. And he did a great job with the audio on this but I just expected more great true stories but got something a bit different with a fictional short story. For being about politics it sure does a good job of not playing favorites and keeping away from real world situations. The only reason I didn't give 5 star is it's hard to say it's as great as the last few audiobooks Campbell has put out. Will be looking forward to his next
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- Justin Ullom
- 01-30-22
Enjoyed it immensely.
Its a thoroughly enjoyable story if ya go into it with satirical B Movie expectations. I laughed out loud a lot at the fantastically stereotypical characters and their behaviors. I thought for certain I had the ending figured out a little over halfway through only to be wonderfully surprised. If you enjoy his movies, you'll enjoy the book.
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