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Narrated by:
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Saffron Coomber
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By:
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Larry Hayes
About this listen
Get set for the new hilarious out-of-this-world adventure series for listeners aged eight +—this is the perfect new series for fans of Tom Gates, David Solomons and Star Wars!
Mum and Dad have left—gone to Mars, and they’re never coming back....
FREEDOM AT LAST!
But this isn’t one of Dad’s weird jokes; it’s REAL. It’s up to 10-year-old Eliza and her genius little brother, Johnnie, to find out what’s going on, and launch a rescue....
Can they handle vampire squids, a suspicious villain, a secret island full of traps and a trip into space? And—more importantly—will they ever get their parents back?
The funniest, zaniest, most out-of-this-world adventure you’ll hear all year!
Look out for Eliza and Johnnie's second adventure, How to Survive Time Travel. Out now!
©2021 Larry Hayes (P)2021 Simon & Schuster AudioListeners also enjoyed...
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- Kayte01
- 09-20-22
how to survive without grown-ups
amazing I loved it so much I think that the story was so cool it took me on a adventure with elizer limmg
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