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The Prince Has No Pants

Ben's Damn Adventure, Book 1

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The Prince Has No Pants

By: Matthew Howry
Narrated by: Johnathan McClain
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All life on Earth has been stolen away by The System.

It was transported to another world at the behest of a distant galactic empire that lives in terror of humanity's potential.

Ben - just a normal, if not slightly above average guy - had been about to go on the first real vacation of his adult life. But plans changed. Now, he must contend with danger and mystery in a world full of monsters, magic, and treasure. Armed with nothing but his wits and a special item given to him by The System, he embarks on a damn good adventure.

Written by Matthew Howry, better known to Royal Road fans as Salty Waters.

©2020 Matthew Howry (P)2021 Podium Audio Adventure Fantasy Fiction Humorous Science Fiction Witty Funny Comedy
Hilarious Humor • Engaging Characters • Relatable Protagonist • Creative Worldbuilding • Emotional Depth
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love the backstory of why humans are so op and the book is just funny as hell

surprisingly good

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book is hilarious better than 99% of all litrpgs out there. Author actually gives his character a soul

i almost never give 5 star ratings

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I’m enjoying the authors humor quite a bit. I have no clue how this story will unfold but it’s a good laugh. I do agree the story is moving really slow….but I’m kinda indifferent to that so far.

Pretty funny

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I am really loose with giving 5 stars as to be honest it wasn't the absolute best book. it lacked a bit in the plot in the sense that it feels like a prologue to the whole story rather than a book on it's own and the author decided to just stop because it sounded like a good place rather than it being the end of a book. I was hoping that (to not spoil anything ill just say) his "animal companion" story arc would get resolved at least.

but all in all it had everything I like about these lit RPGs with jokes and action and working in how the character's original skills somehow wind up useful in a fantasy setting and a dungeon AI that has a good personality. Even though it took half the book to get to the game world it was still kept interesting and my hatred of elves feels so validated


I will say it was ironic that I passed my phone to my friend to chose me a book from my wishlist at random and I hear McClain's voice again after I just finished the last noobtown book. Didn't even realize it till 10 min in.

Not bad, overall a fun book

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Just a great, fun listen. Clever writing and good performance! Heading off to get the next one now

Ridiculous and fun!

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Damn I love this book, a good mix of sub-genres in just the right way

A wonderful listen

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loved this book. It was a very enjoyable book. I would recommend it to everyone.

this was a great and funny book

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Everything was great. The story was really good, great characters, and very funny.The performance was excellent, except where he completely butchered the jaws theme.

Great story can't wait for the next book

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Putting aside the excellent narration and the comedy that lands, this author knows how to make promises and fulfill them.

Early on you think that the backstory of the character has been payed off, but no, Howry hits you at the least expected moment with a comedic flare. And the way he is able to disguise info-dumps inside of comedy? I can't even begin.

Comedic and story PAYOFF

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Slow start then got better the story was short and ended way too soon! Cant waite for next book!

Not bad

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