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How to Win Girlfriends and Dominate People

By Using the Secret of Positive Thinking to Think and Grow Rich!

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How to Win Girlfriends and Dominate People

By: Ronnie Champ
Narrated by: Chris Faircloth
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This funny book is for anyone who loves to laugh at life's absurdity. Imagine Ignatius Reilly (from Confederacy of Dunces) and Yosemite Sam (from Loony Tunes) getting together and cowriting a self-help parody full of outlandish humor about relationships and sex. The result would be something like this hilarious book.

Are you a complete loser with no self-esteem? Do you want to learn the "secret" that will turn the universe into your personal genie so that you can get all the lucky breaks? Do you want to master the seven habits of highly dominant people so that you can get everyone around you to do your bidding?

If so, this funny satire is definitely for you. Apply the wisdom from this book to your relationships and to your life in general, and you will be transformed into the smug and selfish jerk you've always wanted to be. You will not find a better teacher, mentor, or guide than this book's author, Ronnie Champ. Mr. Champ is an accomplished self-help guru, motivational speaker, life coach, entrepreneur, consultant, professional awesomeness expert, author, financial adviser, and a host of other lofty titles that do not require any licensure or formal training.

If you're looking for a good time, don't call the number on the bathroom wall! Listen this self-help parody by Ronnie Champ. This funny book may not restore your life to total greatness, but it will entertain you and make you laugh.

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