
I Saw a Porn That Started That Way
Ridiculous Stories of a Real-Life Cable Guy
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E.C. Douglas
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E.C. Douglas
About this listen
Indulge your inner gossip with this look into the unguarded lives of everyday people!
Have you ever wondered what people are really like behind closed doors? Like, the seemingly perfect couple down the street that probably has some kinky tastes. Oftentimes, we have no way of knowing who these people really are, but sometimes, somebody gets an opportunity to peek behind the curtain. In-home service workers are regularly welcomed into people’s homes. People can reveal their true selves when they think no one’s watching!
In I Saw a Porn That Started That Way, you will find:
- Twenty-two unbelievable true-to-life stories that will leave your mouth hanging open and your mind blown
- Tantalizing revelations guaranteed to leave you hot and bothered...and wanting more
- The curious case of the customer with an unexpected collection, which had the cable guy running out of his house
- Awkward encounters that will make you so grateful you’re not a cable guy
- A riveting recollection about the ominous day he came face-to-face with the Russian mafia and lived to tell the tale
- Hilarious anecdotes about the weirdos, perverts, and hoarders one encounters on a typical workday
- And more
This is a collection of stories you never thought you needed to know. Satisfy your curiosity about those people you only get to watch from afar.
Imagine being a fly on the wall during these ludicrous situations. See the hidden world of other people’s homes. And, maybe, next time, you’ll be more mindful of your actions!
If you’re looking to listen to something out of the ordinary that will have you feeling all sorts of emotions, sometimes, all at the same time, then scroll up and click the “Buy Now” button right now.
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Every chapter is a different story which makes it very interesting and makes you want to continue to listen to the next story, and the next, and the next, ...
Great narration as well.
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Great detail!!
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E.C. Douglas is that kind of guy, and lucky for us, he did actually write a book! It's a nice snapshot into the life of a cable guy as well as the weird things that go on behind closed doors.
I'm glad E.C. narrated the book as well. He has a relaxing voice that just makes you want to grab a cup of coffee and sit around the fire with him saying, "Tell us another."
Very entertaining, indeed! I'm looking forward to part 2!
Entertaining Story Telling
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Kept me amused from start to finish.
Good narration
short stories
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Seriously hilarious
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Much funnier than I expected!
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An interesting insight on people.
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A Fun Rollercoaster
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The book will inform others what to expect in this kind of job so that they are well prepared.
Educative and Relevant!
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Hilarious!
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