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If You're Reading This, It's Too Late

By: Pseudonymous Bosch
Narrated by: Joshua Swanson
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Publisher's summary

Beware!

Dangerous secrets lie in the audio of this book.

Okay, I warned you. But if you think I'll give anything away or tell you that this is the sequel to my first literary endeavor, The Name of This Book Is Secret, you're wrong.

I'm not going to remind you of how we last left our heroes, Cass and Max-Ernest, as they awaited initiation into the mysterious Terces Society, or the ongoing fight against the evil Dr. L and Ms. Mauvais. I certainly won't be telling you about how the kids stumble upon the Museum of Magic, where they finally meet the amazing Pietro!

Oh, blast! I've done it again. Well, at least I didn't tell you about the missing Sound Prism, the nefarious Lord Pharaoh, or the mysterious creature born in a bottle over 500 years ago, the key to the biggest secret of all.

I really can't help myself, now can I? Let's face it - if you're reading this, it's too late.

PLEASE NOTE: When you purchase this title, the accompanying reference material will be available in your Library section along with the audio.

©2016 Pseudonymous Bosch (P)2016 Hachette Audio
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Interestingly Invigorating

there must be fifteen words in my review, but I believe my title is enough.

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Loved the story, hated most of the voices

I love Pseudonymous Bosch and his books. I think they are outstanding for all ages. The theme of everlasting life/youth is a longstanding one that many have explored, but none have achieved the mastery that Mr. Bosch exemplifies. However, I am not fond of the vocal performance in this audio book and I think it ruined the story--at least for me. I appreciate the variety of voice actors instead of the monotony of one person trying to do a few voices, so kudos to them for that.

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Love this Series! Entertaining and Smartly Written

I also love that it is family friendly. My 14 year old daughter and I listened to the first two books on a 2 day road trip. We laughed like crazy and thoroughly enjoyed the drive and the books.

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Thanks PB this is great!

This is a really good book and audiobook all the voices were really good. I listen again and again and never get tired of it!

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My seven-year-old loved it. Great cast!

My 7 year old loved the characters’ voices and the gripping story. He says the story “had a lot tension” and he “loved the background music”. His suucincr review is “best book ever”.

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