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Joe Vampire Series, Book 1
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Jeff Lowe
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By:
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Steven Luna
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Joe was just an average guy with an office job, a synthesizer band, and crush on a girl in the marketing department, until a horrible misunderstanding on a date with friends turned him into a real-life vampire. It didn’t take long for him to find out the afterlife isn’t nearly as glamorous as he’s been led to believe; it ruined his already-struggling love life, damaged things with his best friend, and pushed him away from his crazy family. So he’s letting the whole world know what it’s really like to be a card-carrying member of the undead, fighting his ridiculous situation every step of the way. But not everyone is happy to find out the truth, and for every ally he finds in the vampire world, there’s an enemy lurking in the real one, just waiting for a chance to show Joe a little vampire truth of their own...
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Joe Vampire
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This book is an obvious response to the Twilight books and other modern urban vampire media. It's certainly not a romanticized CW take and not the thudding action of Blade either. Joe is just trying to figure out how to hold down a job, keep his electrolytes balanced, have time for his hobbies, and maybe meet a girl... adult sh*t made more difficult by vampirism.
Vampirism: not so glamourous
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Loads of fun!
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I received a review copy
So good!
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Good narration and funny story
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really enjoyed it!
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Not funny at all
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if you are into senseless ramblings and rantings with a lot of hipster opinion and foul language mixed in to try to provide merit, then this book is for you.
if you’re looking for a well written credible story that is also entertaining, this is not your book
They lost me at Chapter 1
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