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Jokester
- Narrated by: Mike Vendetti
- Length: 33 mins
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Where do jokes come from? Using a mighty computer called "Multivavac", Noel Meyerhof, a Grand Master, asks two questions of Multivac after feeding it all the jokes he knows to find where they came from. Would you believe extraterresterials?
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