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Mike Vendetti
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Isaac Asimov
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As the people of Earth develop atomic power, they are recorded as having achieved maturity by the Galactic keeper of records. But when the keeper learns that they have not yet penetrated space, and that they test their atomic weapons on the planetary surface, he strikes them from the record, commenting that Earth people are 'Silly Asses'.
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- Nathaniel
- 08-30-15
Nice commentary
Good commentary on the stupid things we do w/ tech. Well worth the read. recomended.
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