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Steve Thomas
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A bearded wrecking ball rampages his way through 16 hilarious adventures.
Monsters killed his parents, and Klondaeg is out for revenge. Wielding a talking battle-axe with a split personality, Klondaeg travels the world, teaming up with outlandish adventurers in search of new monsters to slay. He’ll battle lycanthropic garden gnomes, gold-devouring demons, aliens from a long-dead universe, the mighty maxotaur, an apocalyptically misguided wizard, and much, much more on his tireless quest to track down and bury every monster he can find.
Klondaeg may be the world’s greatest monster hunter, but the world needs more than a monster hunter. It needs a hero.
Kicking Axe and Taking Gnomes collects the first three volumes of Klondaeg's outrageous adventures, including "Klondaeg the Monster Hunter," "Klondaeg and the Klondaeg Hunters," and "Klondaeg: Lord of Heroes."
For fans of Discworld and Saturday morning cartoons.
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