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La saga Malaussène 2
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"Si les vieilles dames se mettent à buter les jeunots, si les doyens du troisième âge se shootent comme des collégiens, si les commissaires divisionnaires enseignent le vol à la tire à leurs petits-enfants, et si on prétend que tout ça c'est ma faute, moi, je pose la question : où va-t-on ?"
Ainsi s'interroge Benjamin Malaussène, bouc émissaire professionnel, payé pour endosser nos erreurs à tous, frère de famille élevant les innombrables enfants de sa mère, cœur extensible abritant chez lui les vieillards les plus drogués de la capitale, amant fidèle, ami infaillible, maître affectueux d'un chien épileptique, Benjamin Malaussène, l'innocence même ("l'innocence m'aime") et pourtant... pourtant, le coupable idéal pour tous les flics de la capitale.
Daniel Pennac interprète avec jubilation cette intrigue policière loufoque, où se croisent les personnages de la saga Malaussène.
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