
Lake of the Ozarks
My Surreal Summers in a Vanishing America
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Before there was "tourism" and souvenir ashtrays became "kitsch", the Lake of the Ozarks was a Shangri-La for middle-class Midwestern families on vacation, complete with man-made beaches, Hillbilly Mini Golf, and feathered rubber tomahawks.
It was there that author Bill Geist spent summers in the '60s during his school and college years working at Arrowhead Lodge - a small resort owned by his bombastic uncle - in all areas of the operation, from cesspool attendant to bellhop.
What may have seemed just a summer job became, upon reflection, a transformative era where a cast of eccentric, small-town characters and experiences shaped (some might suggest "slightly twisted") Bill into the man he is today. He realized it was this time in his life that had a direct influence on his sensibilities, his humor, his writing, and ultimately a career searching the world for other such untamed creatures for the Chicago Tribune, the New York Times, and CBS News.
In Lake of the Ozarks, Emmy Award-winning CBS Sunday Morning correspondent Bill Geist reflects on his coming of age in the American heartland and traces his evolution as a man and a writer. He shares laugh-out-loud anecdotes and tongue-in-cheek observations guaranteed to evoke a strong sense of nostalgia for "the good ol' days". Written with Geistian wit and warmth, Lake of the Ozarks takes listeners back to a bygone era and demonstrates how you can find inspiration in the most unexpected places.
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Critic reviews
"Readers of Geist's vintage will enjoy sauntering through his formative summers and perhaps recall some of their own on the way." (Booklist)
"Geist's writing is consistently nostalgic as he shows how those carefree summers helped mold him into the man he became. The book is a quick, pleasant read that effectively reflects how his time at the lodge showed him that 'life is more difficult and rewarding and fun when you manage to do things your way.' Old-fashioned, wistful stories that will appeal to fans of Geist's previous books." (Kirkus)
"A tenderhearted remembrance...Geist's entertaining account of life in a resort town in the 1960s will certainly resonate with folks of his generation, and will offer younger readers a glimpse into a bygone era." (Publishers Weekly)
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- sjh1031
- 03-09-21
This is wonderful!
Loved the stories and hearing Bill and Willie talk at the end. I live in KC so have been to the "lake" many times. So fun to hear how it was in more innocent times.
Bill is a legendary storyteller.
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- Carolyn L. Langley
- 06-15-19
A light-hearted, youthful step back into the past shared by August we’ve come to know & admire thru CBS Sunday Morning.
A light-hearted, youthful step back into the past shared by a delightful, comical person we’ve come to know & admire thru CBS Sunday Morning. Thx for memories of our own days .
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- SANDRA THOMASON
- 05-18-19
Lake of the Ozarks
My husband’s family owned a resort on a river and this book brought back so many memories. Thank you Bill for all your funny stories.
We have been a devoted fan of Sunday Morning and we miss you. Keep writing!!
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- Kindle Customer
- 02-11-20
I was their
Mr Geist wrote a book so special that I thought I was there with him. Loved every word can't wait to let my family read this book . I laughed a lot
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- L
- 12-31-22
I remember Arrowhead Lodge…
And, while I certainly didn’t know it the way the author did, that lends credence and sentimentality to the enjoyment of reading these tales. Knowing the Ozarks in general will help the reader enjoy this, but I would think anybody would laugh and empathize as they hear these amusing and frequently touching tales of real-life people in a slightly off-kilter world.
Author Bill Geist reads the opening and closing sections with charm and an abundance of personality. The narrator who covers the middle section is serviceable, but lacks the warmth and authenticity of the author telling his tales.
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- Jill A. Vander Pluym
- 10-01-19
Memory Lane
As a childhood resident of mid-Missouri, this audio book was able to bring alive those crazy memories of Lake of the Ozarks visits. I laughed out loud and enjoyed the fact that someone else had had these similar experiences of unforgettable summers in the sometimes bizarre world of the Ozarks. Thank you so much, Bill Geist!
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- veggiemama
- 06-13-20
Great Book
Very funny and those of a certain age can relate to it. But every age will enjoy!
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- OverthehillBilly
- 01-26-23
Pleasantly Nostalgic…
Had me remembering “Indian Lake” lodges in Ohio at the same time as Bill’s Arrowhead Lodge adventures. Fond memories, thanks. (I also went to Vietnam.)
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- szzyquester
- 05-27-19
Funny, insightful, a brilliant story of days gone by!
This is Book was stories of places that were treasured, simpler times. Enjoyable fun read! Thank you for your memories.
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- Amazon doesn't care what I think
- 07-06-19
Ozark summers...
The story brought back memories for me. Having grown up there, it was amazing. The idiosyncratic nuances of the writer came through to me taking me back to Taney County and my Summers there.
Even his Military experiences paralleled mine. As a Signal Officer in Viet Nam, I too felt drawn in to the story.
The Ozarks are calling to me again and I must blame that on the writer. (Thank You!)
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