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Adrian Bartholomew
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In March, 2018, I had a psychological breakdown that ultimately resulted in me committing myself to a mental institution. This novelized memoir, inspired by the pages of my psych ward journal, is my attempt to record and understand the events that took place both before and during my stay. This is a tale of madness, humor, friendship, and reflection, as told by a floundering mind trying to understand itself.
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Hits the nail on the head.
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Spot on!!
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