Monster Fart Wars
Farts vs. Burps, Book 1
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Narrated by:
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Will Tulin
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By:
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A M Shah
About this listen
If you love farts, boogers, burps, and pimples, then you do not want to miss the Monster Fart Wars and the battle to control Gas Mountain. Mayor Donald Fart gets invaded by the Boogers in part one, and his team of Farts is fighting off the Boogers by calling in the extra farty - Monster Farts! A non-stop and can't stop laughing middle-school book that will make feel just - gross! If you love grossness, don't miss this one.
"A.M. Shah knows what kids find funny, and delivers a rollicking, rude load of it" - Blue Ink Reviews.
"Fans of farts, burps, and other gross-out humor should love this tale" - Kirkus Reviews
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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- Joel Figueroa
- 02-17-17
Laughing MFAO!! Fun
Would you listen to Monster Fart Wars again? Why?
Spooky Spooky Spooky!
What was one of the most memorable moments of Monster Fart Wars?
Rumbly Fart in the wind
Which scene was your favorite?
Butt CAVE scene was great
Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?
Loved it! Couldn’t put it down
Any additional comments?
Best book in silly funny humor
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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- Burks
- 02-27-24
The farts are amazing
I love farts and the smell of the air from the farts I love the fart vile and the smell of the farts
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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- Jerry W
- 02-17-17
GROSSSS-est & funniest book ever
If you could sum up Monster Fart Wars in three words, what would they be?
Sticky Boogers was sick!!
What was one of the most memorable moments of Monster Fart Wars?
Deputy Willard big Butts
Which character – as performed by Will Tulin – was your favorite?
Fart Quake was so funny
Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?
Can't wait for the Farts v Burps
Any additional comments?
Trust me on this---You can't put it down--that's how funny it is!
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
- BRIAN TAYLOR
- 03-01-21
Blown away!!
My son loved the book. He could not stop laughing and often requests this book..
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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- Vic P
- 02-20-17
Captain Underpants Feel-----Really funny!
What did you love best about Monster Fart Wars?
Captain Underpants Style Adventure!
What was one of the most memorable moments of Monster Fart Wars?
Fart Vatons!!
Which character – as performed by Will Tulin – was your favorite?
Monster FARTs coming into FARTVILLE
If you were to make a film of this book, what would the tag line be?
Gross but Funny!
Any additional comments?
Kids adored it! Even though it was GROSSS and Funny
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
- Melissa
- 03-15-17
Absolutely Loved It
Monster Fart Wars - Farts vs. Burps is such a fun book! It is so comical but yet it has a very unique story. I absolutely loved it! I can't wait to share it with my neices and nephews. I have no doubt they will love it too!
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- Gary Peterson
- 02-21-17
Dope story line--must get the collection
If you could sum up Monster Fart Wars in three words, what would they be?
Fart. Burps. What else is there?
Who was your favorite character and why?
Butt CAVE!!!
Which character – as performed by Will Tulin – was your favorite?
The fight scene at end--FARTY Funny!
If you were to make a film of this book, what would the tag line be?
Power house HUMOR AND FARTY action packed
Any additional comments?
best book I have ever read in this category. Short, funny, to the point, suspensful
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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- Horencia T
- 02-23-17
Cool story. Was Pretty Sweet Read
Would you listen to Monster Fart Wars again? Why?
Masterpeice-Tight Work
Who was your favorite character and why?
Monster Butt Fight Scene!
Have you listened to any of Will Tulin’s other performances before? How does this one compare?
When Dale Burps Comes through!!
Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?
funny aF!I hope there is a part 2
Any additional comments?
Sweet Farty book. Plot is good. Didn't once think about anything else. Read it straight through
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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- Rebecca
- 09-01-19
great for stopping the arguments on long car ride !
arguments became belly laughs! Thank you Fartville! My son exclaimed at the end “I want to hear the second book!”
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- Kevin Brown
- 02-17-17
Pow--Boom---Pop---LMFAO funny!
Would you consider the audio edition of Monster Fart Wars to be better than the print version?
Couldn’t put it Down!
Who was your favorite character and why?
Dale Burp battling Donald FART
Have you listened to any of Will Tulin’s other performances before? How does this one compare?
Part 2!! Where is it?
Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?
Couldn't stop laughing. Must listen
Any additional comments?
Fun but little too scary!
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