
Monster Fart Wars
Farts vs. Burps, Book 1
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Narrated by:
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Will Tulin
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By:
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A M Shah
About this listen
If you love farts, boogers, burps, and pimples, then you do not want to miss the Monster Fart Wars and the battle to control Gas Mountain. Mayor Donald Fart gets invaded by the Boogers in part one, and his team of Farts is fighting off the Boogers by calling in the extra farty - Monster Farts! A non-stop and can't stop laughing middle-school book that will make feel just - gross! If you love grossness, don't miss this one.
"A.M. Shah knows what kids find funny, and delivers a rollicking, rude load of it" - Blue Ink Reviews.
"Fans of farts, burps, and other gross-out humor should love this tale" - Kirkus Reviews
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Spooky Spooky Spooky!What was one of the most memorable moments of Monster Fart Wars?
Rumbly Fart in the windWhich scene was your favorite?
Butt CAVE scene was greatWas there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?
Loved it! Couldn’t put it downAny additional comments?
Best book in silly funny humorLaughing MFAO!! Fun
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The farts are amazing
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If you could sum up Monster Fart Wars in three words, what would they be?
Sticky Boogers was sick!!What was one of the most memorable moments of Monster Fart Wars?
Deputy Willard big ButtsWhich character – as performed by Will Tulin – was your favorite?
Fart Quake was so funnyWas there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?
Can't wait for the Farts v BurpsAny additional comments?
Trust me on this---You can't put it down--that's how funny it is!GROSSSS-est & funniest book ever
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Blown away!!
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What did you love best about Monster Fart Wars?
Captain Underpants Style Adventure!What was one of the most memorable moments of Monster Fart Wars?
Fart Vatons!!Which character – as performed by Will Tulin – was your favorite?
Monster FARTs coming into FARTVILLEIf you were to make a film of this book, what would the tag line be?
Gross but Funny!Any additional comments?
Kids adored it! Even though it was GROSSS and FunnyCaptain Underpants Feel-----Really funny!
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Absolutely Loved It
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If you could sum up Monster Fart Wars in three words, what would they be?
Fart. Burps. What else is there?Who was your favorite character and why?
Butt CAVE!!!Which character – as performed by Will Tulin – was your favorite?
The fight scene at end--FARTY Funny!If you were to make a film of this book, what would the tag line be?
Power house HUMOR AND FARTY action packedAny additional comments?
best book I have ever read in this category. Short, funny, to the point, suspensfulDope story line--must get the collection
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Would you listen to Monster Fart Wars again? Why?
Masterpeice-Tight WorkWho was your favorite character and why?
Monster Butt Fight Scene!Have you listened to any of Will Tulin’s other performances before? How does this one compare?
When Dale Burps Comes through!!Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?
funny aF!I hope there is a part 2Any additional comments?
Sweet Farty book. Plot is good. Didn't once think about anything else. Read it straight throughCool story. Was Pretty Sweet Read
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great for stopping the arguments on long car ride !
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Would you consider the audio edition of Monster Fart Wars to be better than the print version?
Couldn’t put it Down!Who was your favorite character and why?
Dale Burp battling Donald FARTHave you listened to any of Will Tulin’s other performances before? How does this one compare?
Part 2!! Where is it?Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?
Couldn't stop laughing. Must listenAny additional comments?
Fun but little too scary!Pow--Boom---Pop---LMFAO funny!
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