
My Dinosaur Farts
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Discover a Children's Book That Is Highly Entertaining, Humorous, Great for Early Learners, and a Great Bedtime Story
Great for ages four to 12.
Zach and Fred are best friends. They always have fun no matter where they go. Fred can be a little stinky sometimes, and he always eats way too much, but he is the greatest friend a kid could have. When Zach is happy, Fred farts, sings, and wiggles. When Zach is shy, Fred farts for giggles. Fred is an invisible dinosaur that burps, farts, and sneezes. Zach is the boy he loves to pieces. Fred's real name is long, like his never-ending tail. He can only be seen by Zach, Emily, and Dale. Zach is lucky to have a friend like Leo McStinky Fluffy Farty Fat Fred.
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- shuchita
- 03-20-17
fantastic time for kids..njoi have fun
My kid enjoyed the fun story very much. Great for toddlers and elementary kids
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- Chris
- 08-25-22
Grandson loves this book!
This book is requested in the car every time! Grandson has been listening to this since he was probably two and just turned five and still loves it.
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- Rachel Falke
- 07-20-20
Rainbow Farts!
My nephew's (7 and 5) couldn't stop laughing! They wanted rainbow farts played over and over and over again! We listened to the story 3 times in a row!
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- Nurse Cundiff
- 05-19-17
Great book!
A great way to have story time with the Grands! My grandson is in love with dinosaurs, he listened attentively and cracked up with laughter throughout the reading of this book.
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- Anonymous User
- 04-18-24
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- Allen Wadford
- 05-15-21
Not worth the credit
My son loves fart jokes but this was a bit much. Even he got tired of the same fart jokes over and over.
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