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Shalom Auslander
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Shalom Auslander
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By the author of Foreskin's Lament, a novel of identity, tribalism, and mothers.
Seventh Seltzer has done everything he can to break from the past, but in his overbearing, narcissistic mother's last moments he is drawn back into the life he left behind. At her deathbed, she whispers in his ear the two words he always knew she would: "Eat me."
This is not unusual, as the Seltzers are Cannibal-Americans, a once proud and thriving ethnic group, but for Seventh, it raises some serious questions, both practical and emotional. Of practical concern, his dead mother is six-foot-two and weighs about 450 pounds. Even divided up between Seventh and his 11 brothers, that's a lot of red meat. Plus Second keeps kosher, Ninth is vegan, First hated her, and Sixth is dead. To make matters worse, even if he can wrangle his brothers together for a feast, the Can-Am people have assimilated, and the only living Cannibal who knows how to perform the ancient ritual is their Uncle Ishmael, whose erratic understanding of their traditions leads to conflict.
Seventh struggles with his mother's deathbed request. He never loved her, but the sense of guilt and responsibility he feels - to her and to his people and to his "unique cultural heritage" - is overwhelming. His mother always taught him he was a link in a chain, thousands of people long, stretching back hundreds of years. But, as his brother First says, he's getting tired of chains.
Irreverent and written with Auslander's incomparable humor, Mother for Dinner is an exploration of legacy, assimilation, the things we owe our families, and the things we owe ourselves.
©2020 Shalom Auslander (P)2020 Penguin AudioListeners also enjoyed...
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Critic reviews
"Auslander uses his signature dark humor to brilliantly satirize tribalism in America...Graphic situations abound; even the characters are revolted, while, through their often ludicrous stories, Auslander explores the sense of otherness and the value of diversity. This could be a portrait of any ethnic group that has been consumed by America, though, in this case, it’s unclear who is devouring whom.” (Booklist)
"Auslander...turns his taboo-shattering satiric gaze to cannibalism in this outrageous, salty take on contemporary culture...[a] riotous dissection of cultural formation and a community’s hunger for meaning." (Publishers Weekly)
"Maintaining tradition becomes all-consuming in Shalom Auslander's novel... Mother for Dinner ... turns a jaundiced eye toward ethnic identity and the burdens of tradition as they concern a different oppressed minority group...jokes are dependably good.” (The Wall Street Journal)
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The Butler family has had their share of trials - as sisters Althea, Viola, and Lillian can attest - but nothing prepared them for the literal trial that will upend their lives. Althea, the eldest sister and substitute matriarch, is a force to be reckoned with, and her younger sisters have alternately appreciated and chafed at her strong will. They are as stunned as the rest of the small community when she and her husband, Proctor, are arrested, and in a heartbeat, the family goes from one of the most respected in town to utter disgrace.
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Loved It!
- By Amazon Customer on 02-22-19
By: Anissa Gray
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Daughter
- By: Claudia Dey
- Narrated by: Ellie Moon, Kristen Thomson, Jonathon Young, and others
- Length: 7 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
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To be loved by your father is to be loved by God. So says Mona Dean—playwright, actress, and daughter of a man famous for one great novel, a man whose needs and insecurities exert an inescapable pull and exact an immeasurable toll on the women of his family: Mona, her sister, her half sister, their mothers. His infidelity destroyed Mona’s childhood, setting her in opposition to a stepmother who, though equally damaged, disdains her for being broken.
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Frill-less
- By Amazon Customer on 10-24-24
By: Claudia Dey
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The Charmed Wife
- By: Olga Grushin
- Narrated by: Karissa Vacker
- Length: 9 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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Cinderella married the man of her dreams - the perfect ending she deserved after diligently following all the fairy-tale rules. Yet now, 13 and a half years later, things have gone badly wrong, and her life is far from perfect. One night, fed up and exhausted, she sneaks out of the palace to get help from the witch who, for a price, offers love potions to disgruntled housewives. But as the old hag flings the last ingredients into the cauldron, Cinderella doesn't ask for a love spell to win back her Prince Charming. Instead, she wants him dead.
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Warning
- By Ijw on 01-26-21
By: Olga Grushin
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Good Citizens Need Not Fear
- Stories
- By: Maria Reva
- Narrated by: Allen Lewis Rickman, Kathleen Gati, David Pittu, and others
- Length: 6 hrs and 28 mins
- Unabridged
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A bureaucratic glitch omits an entire building, along with its residents, from municipal records. So begins Reva's "darkly hilarious" (Anthony Doerr) intertwined narratives, nine stories that span the chaotic years leading up to and immediately following the fall of the Soviet Union. But even as the benighted denizens of 1933 Ivansk Street weather the official neglect of the increasingly powerless authorities, they devise ingenious ways to survive.
By: Maria Reva
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No Heaven for Good Boys
- A Novel
- By: Keisha Bush
- Narrated by: Samba Schutte
- Length: 10 hrs and 11 mins
- Unabridged
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Six-year-old Ibrahimah loves snatching pastries from his mother’s kitchen, harvesting string beans with his father, and searching for sea glass with his sisters. But when he is approached in his rural village one day by Marabout Ahmed, a seemingly kind stranger and highly regarded teacher, the tides of his life turn forever.
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Captivating
- By Amazon Customer on 02-05-21
By: Keisha Bush
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Snowflake
- A Novel
- By: Louise Nealon
- Narrated by: Louisa Harland
- Length: 7 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
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Eighteen-year-old Debbie was raised on her family’s rural dairy farm, 40 minutes and a world away from Dublin. She lives with her mother, Maeve, a skittish woman who takes to her bed for days on end, claims not to know who Debbie’s father is, and believes her dreams are prophecies. Rounding out their small family is Maeve’s brother, Billy, who lives in a caravan behind their house, drinks too much, and likes to impersonate famous dead writers online. Though they may have their quirks, the Whites’ fierce love for one another is never in doubt. But Debbie’s life is changing.
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Fantastic debut!
- By Barbara S on 09-22-21
By: Louise Nealon
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Maxwell's Demon
- By: Steven Hall
- Narrated by: Piers Hampton
- Length: 10 hrs and 49 mins
- Unabridged
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Thomas Quinn is having a hard time. A failed novelist, he's stuck writing short stories and audio scripts for other people's characters. His wife, Imogen, is working on a remote island halfway around the world, and talking to her over the webcam isn't the same. The bills are piling up, the dirty dishes are stacking in the sink, and the whole world seems to be hurtling toward entropic collapse. Then he gets a voicemail from his father, who has been dead for seven years.
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Great Follow Up For Steven Hall
- By Daemon M. on 08-17-21
By: Steven Hall
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The Dreamers
- A Novel
- By: Karen Thompson Walker
- Narrated by: Cassandra Campbell
- Length: 10 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
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One night in an isolated college town in the hills of Southern California, a first-year student stumbles into her dorm room, falls asleep - and doesn't wake up. She sleeps through the morning, into the evening. Her roommate, Mei, cannot rouse her. Neither can the paramedics, nor the perplexed doctors at the hospital. When a second girl falls asleep, and then a third, Mei finds herself thrust together with an eccentric classmate as panic takes hold of the college and spreads to the town.
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What's the point?
- By Betsy A Alles on 01-17-19
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Eliza Starts a Rumor
- By: Jane L. Rosen
- Narrated by: Lisa Flanagan
- Length: 8 hrs and 50 mins
- Unabridged
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It wasn’t supposed to happen this way. When Eliza Hunt created the Hudson Valley Ladies’ Bulletin Board 15 years ago, she was happily entrenched in her picture-perfect suburban life with her husband and twin preschoolers. Now, with an empty nest and a crippling case of agoraphobia, the once-fun hobby has become her lifeline. So, when a rival parenting forum threatens the site’s existence, she doesn’t think twice before fabricating a salacious rumor to spark things up a bit. It doesn’t take long before that spark becomes a flame.
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Reader's Digest Meets Hallmark
- By Ashleigh Marie Brown on 11-30-21
By: Jane L. Rosen
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A Crooked Tree
- A Novel
- By: Una Mannion
- Narrated by: Sophie Amoss
- Length: 8 hrs and 51 mins
- Unabridged
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It is the early 1980s and fifteen-year-old Libby is obsessed with The Field Guide to the Trees of North America, a gift from her father before he died. She finds solace in “The Kingdom,” a stand of red oak and mountain laurel near her home in suburban Pennsylvania, where she can escape from her family and share menthols with her best friend. One night, while driving home, Libby’s mother, exhausted with the fighting in the backseat, pulls over and orders Libby’s little sister Ellen to walk home. What none of this family knows as they drive off is what will happen next.
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enjoyable listen
- By Barbara S on 01-23-21
By: Una Mannion
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Caul Baby
- By: Morgan Jerkins
- Narrated by: Joniece Abbott-Pratt
- Length: 10 hrs and 53 mins
- Unabridged
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Laila desperately wants to become a mother, but each of her previous pregnancies has ended in heartbreak. This time has to be different, so she turns to the Melancons, an old and powerful Harlem family known for their caul, a precious layer of skin that is the secret source of their healing power. When a deal for Laila to acquire a piece of caul falls through, she is heartbroken, but when the child is stillborn, she is overcome with grief and rage. What she doesn't know is that a baby will soon be delivered—by her niece, Amara—and delivered to the Melancons to raise as their own.
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Meh
- By Medicmedic on 05-06-21
By: Morgan Jerkins
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Affliction
- By: Russell Banks
- Narrated by: Richard Ferrone
- Length: 15 hrs and 45 mins
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Wade Whitehouse is an improbable protagonist for a tragedy. A well-digger and policeman in a bleak New Hampshire town, he is a former high-school star gone to beer fat, a loner with a mean streak. It is a mark of Russell Banks' artistry and understanding that Wade comes to loom in one's mind as a blue-collar American Everyman afflicted by the dark secret of the macho tradition. Told by his articulate, equally scarred younger brother, Wade's story becomes as spellbinding and inexorable as a fuse burning its way to the dynamite.
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The Enigma of Human Life
- By Carlo Pate on 12-07-20
By: Russell Banks
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Foreskin's Lament
- A Memoir
- By: Shalom Auslander
- Narrated by: Shalom Auslander
- Length: 7 hrs
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Foreskin's Lament reveals Auslander's youth in a strict, socially isolated Orthodox community, and recounts his rebellion and efforts to make a new life apart from it. Auslander remembers his youthful attempt to win the "blessing bee" (the Orthodox version of a spelling bee), his exile to an Orthodox-style reform school in Israel after he's caught shoplifting Union Bay jeans from the mall, and his 14-mile hike to watch the New York Rangers play in Madison Square Garden without violating the Sabbath.
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Best memoir I have listened to in my life!
- By Crusader on 03-06-09
By: Shalom Auslander
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The Anatomy of Dreams
- A Novel
- By: Chloe Benjamin
- Narrated by: Brittany Pressley
- Length: 10 hrs and 49 mins
- Unabridged
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When Sylvie Patterson, a bookish student at a Northern California boarding school, falls in love with a spirited, elusive classmate named Gabe, they embark on an experiment that changes their lives. Their headmaster, Dr. Adrian Keller, is a charismatic medical researcher who has staked his career on the therapeutic potential of lucid dreaming: by teaching his patients to become conscious during sleep, he believes he can relieve stress and trauma. Over the next six years, Sylvie and Gabe become consumed by Keller’s work, following him across the country.
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Really bad
- By Mugs on 04-30-20
By: Chloe Benjamin
I also find the way he narrates his own work excellent, unlike many self-narrating authors.
Loved it
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Great Satire
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I have never come across a work so brilliantly adapt at skewering ethnocentrism, ethnic narcissism and out and out racism and bigotry so thoroughly and hilariously. I did not think that Auslander was capable of toping his 2012 novel Hope: A Tragedy, but I think he may have.
Everyone who wants to understand just how preposterous so many parts of American culture have become as well as the terrible weight that many people feel compelled to impose upon themselves. Auslander does all while making the reader (listener) laugh so hard that soiling oneself or hyperventilation remain a constant possibility.
Funnier and smarter than I would have thought possible. Should be read by anyone who loves great comedy and intelligent commentary through nearly perfect storytelling. Auslander is the ****!
Funniest, wildest, craziest stuff I have ever listened to.
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A great cynical view of the great melting pot
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A veritable tour de force of story telling and narration.
An absolute riot
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brilliant but wierd
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Tedious
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weird and entertaining
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a deep delve into an unknown culture
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