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Will he ever get the girl?
From New York Times best seller Mimi Jean Pamfiloff comes Mr. Ultra Mega Love, book one of a twisted romance serial with bad language and a cape.
My name is Hudson Ulysses Ferris, better known as Huff. And I’m an ultra-nerd with mega-hang-ups. You’ll see why after you walk a day in my Converses. (My past isn’t pretty.) But hey, that’s no excuse for avoiding everything I want in life, including a fresh start at an out-of-state university.
My first night there, I meet the girl of my dreams (so cool). She’s taken, of course. But even if she weren’t, she’d never date a scrawny loser like me. Then my best friend, River, is manhandled by some dipsh*t twice her size (not cool), and for once, I act like a man. It costs me big because that dude and his friends leave me for dead.
But I don’t die.
And when I wake up the next morning, I look different. I feel different. The bruises and cuts don’t even hurt.
What the heck happened last night?
Because I just lifted a bus to save a puppy, and suddenly all the girls are looking at me. Except one. She might actually be afraid of the transformation that saved my life. Just my luck.
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- Rocdoc32
- 10-19-22
Crying, Laughing, Shook, and Crying
Spoiler-free review!
The opening chapter of this book was so shocking and made me cry!! (kleenex's needed)
The story was so intriguing and unexpected. The characters are well-developed and by the end, you love the two main characters.
The narrator utilized intonation and inflection of his voicing of the characters rather than just "reading" the book to you. It provided another level of entertainment to the story. I recommend listening to the sample first if you prefer a book to be read to you to ensure that you like performance narration. I thoroughly enjoy Mr. Posvistak's narration style and the life he brings to the story.
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- Kindle Customer
- 09-10-22
Hurry!
I will admit that I am not the target audience. However the author wrote a great story and if you were reading this you would be happy. The narrator has a great voice and his characters are distinct. Why the two stars? The narrator slows down the story way too much and tries to hard to make everything epic. It greatly takes away from the story, I skipped the first eight chapters because of it. I believe if he stopped trying to do too much while describing events in the first part of the story, I would rate this at least four stars. I was debating just putting this story down. I am glad I didn't but it was rough during the first part
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