
Robert
A Forty Proof Novella
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Narrated by:
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Jake Bordeaux
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By:
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Shannon Mayer
About this listen
**This is Robert's story before he became the Robert you know in the Forty Proof Series.**
In 1876, we were called to Savannah, Georgia to help with an infestation of demons. If we'd known what we, my wife Evangeline, and I, were walking into, we'd have run the other way.
As it was, we shared tea with a vampire and stepped into a battle we did not understand until it was too late.
On the night we arrived, Evangeline went missing, taken from our room.
Now, in a strange city, filled with demons, and monsters, I must find her before those monsters make her one of their own.
The only question that remains is one for you, dear listener.
Are you brave enough to come with me on this journey, my friend? It is not for the weak of heart, but for those who believe that love is always strong enough...and that a kind soul or two can make all the difference in your life as you face the darkness.
**You can listen to this novella WITHOUT having listened to any of the other books in the Forty Proof Series. Robert's story continues in Midlife Bounty Hunter**
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It’s 1984, and life has changed beyond recognition. Airstrip One, formerly known as Great Britain, is a place where Big Brother is always watching, and nobody can hide. Except, perhaps, for Winston Smith. Whilst working at the Ministry of Truth, rewriting history, he secretly dreams of freedom. And in a world where love and sex are forbidden, where it’s hard to distinguish between friend and foe, he meets Julia and O’Brien and vows to rebel.
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- LJ
- 02-15-25
Hmmmm
I think I liked this short novella. It was difficult for me to understand some of what he was reading due to his accent. But now I know the history of Robert and curious to see where this series will go.
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- Rebecca D.
- 01-28-24
I love Robert!
Robert has always been one of my favorite characters in this series. Getting this short insight into his past makes me feel like I know him so much better. After listening to this, I want to start the whole series over from the beginning. The narrator did a fantastic job.
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- Kimberley Ubhoff
- 02-02-24
horrible, horrible narrator!
The story was rushed and although it was somewhat in keeping with the series, it was almost an afterthought. I loved the other books but this one not so much. and honestly that horrible southern accent was like fingernails on a chalkboard! I could hardly listen to it. it was an hour long and it took me three different sessions just because I couldn't stand to hear the man's voice. now for the story again it was rushed. it basically showed us one day. it could have included a lot more history about Robert and Evangeline but it didn't. I was pretty disappointed in this one.
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- Taryn Sikes
- 01-31-25
Narrator…
The book was good, but I really dislike the narrator. I hate to say terrible, but…
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- Nyxi Luna
- 02-01-24
Robert’s past fills in some blind spots for sure
Story and narrator were great and I just wish it was longer. Yes I realize it’s a novella, but I’m greedy with characters/series I love this much. 🤷🏼♀️ This short novella gave those of us who love this character and can’t get enough of him some needed backstory as to how he got into the situation where we first meet him in the cemetery. It gives insight to the connections to other characters, both good and bad & how he is tied to bringing the ritual full circle. ***Trying not to give spoilers, so just do yourself a favor & listen to it… this novella is frosting on a well crafted cake 🎂
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- G. Blankenship
- 02-04-24
love the back story!
I have read the entire 40 proof series, of which Robert, in his skeletal form, is a part of. I have loved them all, but often wondered who Robert was in life and how he became his skeletal form.
Shannon does a great job of giving us a glimpse of this in this short novella, helping the reader to understand a bit about who Robert was and the details of how he became who he is now. And if you are a 40 proof fan, you will recognize a few cameo appearances...
the only downside was the fake accent that the narrator had. I found it very distracting to the story.
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- fallenjade
- 02-01-24
Friend 💕
Robert is one of the best side characters ever. Despite knowing so little of him in the beginning, he quickly became a favorite. The more you learn about him, the better he gets. This was a great insight into his past. Forever the best friend
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- steph
- 02-28-24
great story line but...
I really liked the story line but the narrator was a but hard to listen to. I found myself having to rewind and listen again. His voice was a bit monotone for my liking and I had a hard time focusing on what he was saying.
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- Jessie-Gail
- 01-31-24
1883 meets supernatural
If your a fan of the Yellowstone spin off 1883 and like the paranormal fantasy you'll love this!! it's a quick listening too and the voice actor is amazing! Totally makes me want more and shows the tragedy of poor Robert and his Evangeline!!
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- Tammy Hinspeter
- 04-18-24
the ending!!!!
oh my goodness I am so happy right now! getting to hear Roberts story and now knowing what he was thinking when he woke in the graveyard!!!! totally worth the money!!!
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