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Elle Sonali
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By:
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Marina Simcoe
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Aliens came to Earth to abduct our women, but it backfired. Now they're returning them, and I'm in charge of shuttling women back from orbit.
Ever since I first laid my eyes on the alien ship's commander, I've had a crush on him. Who can blame me? He's tall and gorgeous, with skin the color of midnight. He has a voice that can purr or roar and seven long tails that he really knows how to use.
I know I can't have him. I've never even spoken to him. But when an incident renders the commander unconscious, I have no choice but to take him to my remote hunting cabin.
Instead of cooperating, the commander thinks he's been abducted. Now, I have a pissed-off alien on the loose in the Canadian wilderness wearing my Snuggie.
I need to find him or risk losing my job and starting an interplanetary conflict—among other things.
What I don't know is that finding him will cost me my heart.
Contains mature themes.
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- Red Lipstick Coalition, Book 1
- By: Staci Hart
- Narrated by: Emily Woo Zeller, Teddy Hamilton
- Length: 8 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
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His body is as chiseled as Adonis. His lips are as sculpted as David. And his ego is the size of the Guggenheim. You know the type: wolfish smile and the gravity of a black hole - the kind of man who sucks all the air from the room the second he enters it. My cocky boss thinks this internship was wasted on me, and he doesn’t hesitate to let me know. But he’s wrong, and I’m going to prove it to him. If I can stay away from his devil lips, that is....
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Very, very slow
- By Lisa Foster on 02-18-20
By: Staci Hart
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Serpent's Touch
- Serpent's Touch, Book 1
- By: Marina Simcoe
- Narrated by: Stefanie Kay, Tyler Donne
- Length: 7 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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Mysterious and tragic, Madame Tan’s menagerie is the only home I’ve ever known. It’s a place where two worlds merge; a twilight zone between Earth and the magical Kingdom of Nerifir. The menagerie is filled with fantastic animals, but I discover that Madame captures and displays sentient beings too. One of them is locked in a crate day and night, not seen by anyone, and one day I learn why—looking at him kills. Even talking to Kyllen is forbidden, but I break that rule. I break many rules for him.
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Fizzled
- By Carol on 01-02-23
By: Marina Simcoe
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New Ink on Life
- Thorn & Thistle, Book 1
- By: Jennie Davids
- Narrated by: Kate Zane, Carly Robins
- Length: 9 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
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Leaving a job to apprentice as a tattoo artist was a drastic step after surviving breast cancer, but Cassie Whiteaker is nearly five years cancer-free. Nearly. She’s not ready to go out on her own until she clears that all-important hurdle. Also off-limits are relationships and sex - something Cassie is sure she’ll never want again. Struggling tattoo shop owner MJ Flores doesn’t give a damn what people think, but losing Thorn & Thistle would mean losing everything. When her former mentor’s protégé arrives at her door, MJ hires her out of obligation...at first.
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This is not a fairy tail romance
- By Drusha on 03-07-20
By: Jennie Davids
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Prince Joe
- By: Suzanne Brockmann
- Narrated by: Ashley Adlon
- Length: 8 hrs and 58 mins
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Media consultant Veronica St. John has been hired to teach a rugged Navy SEAL to impersonate a European prince who's been targeted by terrorists. But one conversation and Veronica knows there's no way she can turn streetwise New Yorker Joe Catalanotto into nobility. Joe, on the other hand, is confident he's got what it takes. Two days isn't a lot of time to get the job done...but it's enough time to fall in love.
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Prince Joe
- By K. Carter on 08-06-10
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Cyborgs on Mars: The First Collection
- Books 1-3
- By: Honey Phillips
- Narrated by: Eve Leonard, Rock Engle, Brooke Hayden, and others
- Length: 13 hrs and 22 mins
- Unabridged
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Earth Government turned soldiers into cyborgs to terraform Mars. After a decade of hard, lonely work they are little more than the machines as which they are treated—until the arrival of female settlers awakens feelings they have almost forgotten....
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Cyborgs & girls with names ending in “ee”
- By 🔥 Phx17 🔥 on 03-29-22
By: Honey Phillips
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Wildfire Griffin
- Fire & Rescue Shifters: Wildfire Crew, Book 1
- By: Zoe Chant
- Narrated by: Lucy Rivers
- Length: 8 hrs and 22 mins
- Unabridged
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When firefighter Rory lays eyes on fire-watcher Edith, he instantly knows she’s the one. His fated mate. Now, to win her heart, he just has to protect her from: 1. A raging wildfire (actually, she’s already got that covered, thanks). 2. The lightning-throwing invisible monster that started it (um, the what?). 3. Killer bunnies (don't even ask). 4. The appalling matchmaking attempts from his crew of misfit shifters (not only is this guy scorching hot, but his dog is adorable too. And...weirdly smart?). 5. His own animal need to claim her. Now.
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Fun book with autism rep
- By Alex Fisher on 10-21-22
By: Zoe Chant
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Hair Out of Place
- By: Helen Juliet
- Narrated by: Kieran Flitton
- Length: 11 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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Confined to a London penthouse his whole life, hardly anybody knows that happy-go-lucky Raphie d’Oro is a prince in exile. Not even his grumpy new bodyguard, Griff Thompson. But when assassins strike, Raphie is forced to flee out into a strange new world with his crush on Griff growing. Griff has to remain professional, but he’s increasingly drawn to the beautiful Raphie. Griff also knows he’ll do anything to protect Raphie from harm, and that includes not breaking his heart. Can he really do his duty and walk away, or will true love conquer all?
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Horrible setup
- By jamie ackman on 05-29-22
By: Helen Juliet
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Guarding Evelyn
- By: Erin Zak
- Narrated by: Lula Larkin
- Length: 10 hrs and 36 mins
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After an unfortunate incident and a forced leave of absence from the Secret Service, Arden Ryan is moving back to Chicago where she can get over her failures in the comfort of her childhood home.
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The book itself was amazing ..
- By Marquie on 02-10-23
By: Erin Zak
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Homecoming King
- Three Kings, Book 1
- By: Penny Reid
- Narrated by: Joy Nash
- Length: 12 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
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Rex “TW” McMurtry’s perpetual singlehood wouldn’t bother him so much if all his ex-girlfriends didn’t keep marrying the very next person they dated, especially when so many of those grooms are his closest friends. He may be a pro-football defensive end for the Chicago Squalls, but the press only wants to talk about how he’s always a groomsman and never a groom. Bartender Abigail McNerny is the gal-pal, the wing-woman, the she-BFF. Abby is convinced no one on earth could ever entice her into a romantic relationship...except that one guy she’s loved since preschool.
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Penny Reid + Joy Nash = magic
- By V. Szupiany on 05-11-22
By: Penny Reid
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Untamed Virgins
- Mountain Men of Bear Valley, Book 1
- By: Frankie Love, Chantel Seabrook
- Narrated by: Teddy Hamilton, Reagan West
- Length: 3 hrs and 24 mins
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The moment I see Adelaide Spencer, I know she's my mate. Neither of us have given ourselves to another - because we were both waiting for a moment like this. Her and me, under the stars, the night spread out in front of us, full of hope and a thousand tomorrows. But our pasts have collided in ways she doesn't know, and when she finds out, she'll never forgive me. Not for the mountain man I am, or for the bear I've been.
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A little different but very good!
- By Margaret on 03-06-19
By: Frankie Love, and others
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A Highlander Walks into a Bar
- Highland, Georgia, Book 1
- By: Laura Trentham
- Narrated by: Siiri Scott
- Length: 11 hrs and 7 mins
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Isabel Buchanan is fiery, funny, and never at a loss for words. But she is struck speechless when her mother returns from a trip to Scotland with a six-foot-tall, very handsome souvenir. Izzy’s mother is so infatuated by the fellow that Izzy has to plan their annual Highland Games all by herself. Well, not completely by herself. The Highlander’s strapping young nephew has come looking for his uncle.
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Cute, but missed the mark
- By Shawna (@what.shawna.reads) on 09-29-20
By: Laura Trentham
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- 04-05-23
Solid 4 Stars
This book is one of many in a standalone series by the same author and I have to say, this one that I picked to start with first was a solid alien romance story. I would've preferred a bit more "birthday" theme as this is a series revolving around holidays, but they story was still compelling and could easily be the start of a spinoff.
I thought the narrator did a pretty good job overall, but her inflection for some of the male dialogue was a bit odd at times.
Now that I've gotten a feel for this author's writing style, I'm pretty sure I'm going to check out her other titles in this series. Would definitely recommend this one even if you aren't looking for a too much of a holiday theme because the birthday bit is basically at the start and then very end.
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