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It's hard to prove Mom wrong when she's found Mr. Right . . .
Dumped by his boyfriend and stuck in an unfulfilling job, jaded NYC ghostwriter Sam Carmichael can't be more miserable. Until the eve of his thirty-fifth birthday when his mother, Gloria, arrives with a present from the past.
Years ago, exasperated by Gloria's matchmaking, Sam promised his mother that if he wasn't coupled up by thirty-five, he would do whatever she wanted to find a boyfriend. Sam was joking; his mother was not.
Gloria swoops in creating new dating profiles, redoing his wardrobe, and setting him up with a parade of bizarre matches. When his mom zeroes in on sexy and passionate artist, Finn Montgomery, Sam intends to prove her wrong and stop her interfering for good. But when it comes to finding love, does mother really know best?
Contains mature themes.
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- Narrated by: Michael Ferraiuolo
- Length: 8 hrs and 12 mins
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Being rejected by family hurt like hell, but I kept my head high, left my toxic relatives behind, and moved across the country to Gaynor Beach CA. Luckily, I have great furry company. My bulldog puppy, Widget, was dumped on me for not meeting my parents' ridiculously high standards either, so we're comforting each other. With a nice rental house, and a new job, Widget and I were ready for a fresh start, until I got a devastating diagnosis. I can't take care of Widget properly while trying to save my own life, and I expect a long hard road.
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A comfortable romance in stressful circumstances
- By SC on 02-13-25
By: Gabbi Grey
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Alive
- Alpha's Little Psycho, Book 1
- By: K.A. Bauer
- Narrated by: Chris Potter
- Length: 7 hrs and 45 mins
- Unabridged
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Ethan Sinclair is a stabby little psychopath...emphasis on the little part. After waking up in an underground lab the day after he turned thirteen, Ethan has been subjected to every type of assault and violation. It's not like they consider a werewolf a person in there anyways. Since he doesn't have his teddy bear, Mr. Whiskers, or his big brother Connor to save him, Ethan adapts to survive until his rescue almost eight years later.
By: K.A. Bauer
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Risky Behavior
- Bad Behavior, Book 1
- By: Cari Z, L.A. Witt
- Narrated by: Michael Ferraiuolo
- Length: 8 hrs and 43 mins
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It’s day one of Darren Corliss’s career as a detective, and not only has he been assigned a notoriously difficult partner, but the guy might also be a pill-popping dirty cop. Internal Affairs needs proof, and Darren gets to be their eyes and ears whether he wants to or not. Detective Andreas Ruffner doesn’t play by the rules, and he doesn’t play well with others. With bodies piling up and a list of suspects who are way above his pay grade, the last thing he needs is a wet-behind-the-ears kid for a partner. Or babysitter. Not even if that partner is easy on the eyes.
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Nakita Thomas
- By Kindle Customer on 01-01-25
By: Cari Z, and others
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Digging Deep
- By: Jay Hogan
- Narrated by: Gary Furlong
- Length: 12 hrs and 26 mins
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Drake Park has a complicated life. As a gay male midwife, he’s used to raising eyebrows. Add Crohn’s Disease and things get interesting—or not, considering the sad state of his love life. Experience has taught Drake that most men are fair weather sailors when it comes to handling his condition—gone for dust when things get rough. Staying healthy is a fulltime job without adding in any heartbreak, so a little loneliness is a small price to pay. If he says it often enough he might even believe it. One thing for sure, the cop who arrested him isn’t about to change that.
By: Jay Hogan
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Wrong Side of the Tracks Box Set
- By: K.A. Merikan
- Narrated by: Nathan Kelly
- Length: 50 hrs and 3 mins
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Shane is straight out of prison, and plans to wreck everything dear to the man who put him behind bars. And number one on that list is Rosen, Ed Beck’s son. Shane’s plan is to incriminate the boy, but when the dreamy blue eyes meet his, Shane can think of a hundred other ways to ruin Rosen right under his father’s nose.
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Great Bang for Buck(credit)
- By RD on 01-26-25
By: K.A. Merikan
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The Problem with Perfect
- By: Philip William Stover
- Narrated by: John Solo
- Length: 8 hrs and 49 mins
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Chase Myles can throw together a dinner party or redecorate a townhouse with jaw-dropping elegance. Followers scroll his Insta and see effortless workouts, exotic travel, and an adoring boyfriend. The world believes Chase is a style icon. The world is mistaken. Ethan Wells is actually the one who knows what to wear, what to eat, and how to do it but he's happy staying behind the scenes producing their hit LGBTQ show Myles of Style. When Chase walks off set just before the Pride live TV show that will make or break Ethan's career, Ethan thinks it's just another tantrum.
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Such a Fantastic Read!
- By Kevin Smith on 04-03-24
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Love Furever
- Friends of Gaynor Beach Animal Rescue
- By: Gabbi Grey
- Narrated by: Michael Ferraiuolo
- Length: 8 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
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Being rejected by family hurt like hell, but I kept my head high, left my toxic relatives behind, and moved across the country to Gaynor Beach CA. Luckily, I have great furry company. My bulldog puppy, Widget, was dumped on me for not meeting my parents' ridiculously high standards either, so we're comforting each other. With a nice rental house, and a new job, Widget and I were ready for a fresh start, until I got a devastating diagnosis. I can't take care of Widget properly while trying to save my own life, and I expect a long hard road.
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A comfortable romance in stressful circumstances
- By SC on 02-13-25
By: Gabbi Grey
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Alive
- Alpha's Little Psycho, Book 1
- By: K.A. Bauer
- Narrated by: Chris Potter
- Length: 7 hrs and 45 mins
- Unabridged
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Ethan Sinclair is a stabby little psychopath...emphasis on the little part. After waking up in an underground lab the day after he turned thirteen, Ethan has been subjected to every type of assault and violation. It's not like they consider a werewolf a person in there anyways. Since he doesn't have his teddy bear, Mr. Whiskers, or his big brother Connor to save him, Ethan adapts to survive until his rescue almost eight years later.
By: K.A. Bauer
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Risky Behavior
- Bad Behavior, Book 1
- By: Cari Z, L.A. Witt
- Narrated by: Michael Ferraiuolo
- Length: 8 hrs and 43 mins
- Unabridged
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It’s day one of Darren Corliss’s career as a detective, and not only has he been assigned a notoriously difficult partner, but the guy might also be a pill-popping dirty cop. Internal Affairs needs proof, and Darren gets to be their eyes and ears whether he wants to or not. Detective Andreas Ruffner doesn’t play by the rules, and he doesn’t play well with others. With bodies piling up and a list of suspects who are way above his pay grade, the last thing he needs is a wet-behind-the-ears kid for a partner. Or babysitter. Not even if that partner is easy on the eyes.
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Nakita Thomas
- By Kindle Customer on 01-01-25
By: Cari Z, and others
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Digging Deep
- By: Jay Hogan
- Narrated by: Gary Furlong
- Length: 12 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
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Drake Park has a complicated life. As a gay male midwife, he’s used to raising eyebrows. Add Crohn’s Disease and things get interesting—or not, considering the sad state of his love life. Experience has taught Drake that most men are fair weather sailors when it comes to handling his condition—gone for dust when things get rough. Staying healthy is a fulltime job without adding in any heartbreak, so a little loneliness is a small price to pay. If he says it often enough he might even believe it. One thing for sure, the cop who arrested him isn’t about to change that.
By: Jay Hogan
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Wrong Side of the Tracks Box Set
- By: K.A. Merikan
- Narrated by: Nathan Kelly
- Length: 50 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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Shane is straight out of prison, and plans to wreck everything dear to the man who put him behind bars. And number one on that list is Rosen, Ed Beck’s son. Shane’s plan is to incriminate the boy, but when the dreamy blue eyes meet his, Shane can think of a hundred other ways to ruin Rosen right under his father’s nose.
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Great Bang for Buck(credit)
- By RD on 01-26-25
By: K.A. Merikan
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Now I'm Here
- By: Jim Provenzano
- Narrated by: Tim Curran
- Length: 11 hrs and 19 mins
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Jim Provenzano's sixth novel, "Now I'm Here," is set in the small town of Serene, Ohio, in the 1970s and 80s. Two boys from different families Joshua, with his stable middle-class home in town, and David, raised by his alcoholic and abusive father on their isolated farm - discover, then lose, then find each other again. Thirty years later, as the town's history is slowly erased by fading memories and encroaching suburbia, their childhood friend, Eric Gottlund, tells the tale of their quiet heroism with poignancy and a sharp eye for detail.
By: Jim Provenzano
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American Scholar
- By: Patrick E. Horrigan
- Narrated by: Michael Fell
- Length: 7 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
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James Fitzgerald likes his life the way it is. He has a stable academic career teaching American literature, a comfortable townhouse in Brooklyn, a satisfying, open marriage with his partner of fifteen years, a sweet and playful young boyfriend, and a recently-published, well-received novel about a famous early-twentieth-century Harvard professor. But his poise is shattered when a woman appears at a book signing bearing a surprise gift: an unsent letter from her brother Gregory, James' first boyfriend.
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The Summer of Us
- By: Lily Morton
- Narrated by: Joel Leslie
- Length: 7 hrs and 26 mins
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John is an exceptionally good lawyer. He’s driven, arrogant, and hides a warm heart beneath a façade of cool politeness. He’s used to people disliking him, but for some reason, when meeting Matt in London, the other man’s open dislike bothers him. He’s therefore surprised to find himself offering Matt a place to stay in his villa in the South of France while he’s working nearby. He’d actually planned to spend the summer working on his book and plotting to get his ex-wife back.
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4.5 STARS
- By LausBariatric on 01-05-25
By: Lily Morton
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Provoked
- Enlightenment
- By: Joanna Chambers
- Narrated by: Hamish McKinlay
- Length: 5 hrs and 52 mins
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David Lauriston is struggling to build his reputation in Edinburgh's privileged legal world. His humble origins are enough of a hurdle, never mind his recent decision to defend a group accused of treason, prompting speculation that he may harbour radical sympathies. David's personal life is no more successful. Tormented by his forbidden desires for other men, David tries to live a celibate existence. But then into David's repressed and orderly world bursts Lord Murdo Balfour. Cynical, hedonistic, and utterly unapologetic, Murdo could not be less like David.
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M/m erotica for straight cis women who are faintly repulsed by gay men
- By tsarin black on 04-29-21
By: Joanna Chambers
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Brick Walls
- By: L.A. Witt
- Narrated by: Michael Ferraiuolo, Declan Winters
- Length: 12 hrs and 49 mins
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"Cary “Sol” Solomon isn’t just in a slump—he’s a mess. His stats have plummeted. Fans hate him. After he caps off two awful seasons with a catastrophic playoff flop, his team is done with him. Worse, thanks to his downward spiral, the addiction that’s nearly cost him his career before is rearing its ugly head. As luck would have it, though, the Seattle Sasquatches are desperate for goalies. When they snatch up Sol off waivers, maybe he has a chance to turn things around… if he can stay sober and get back on his game.
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Hockey!!
- By Nova on 01-19-25
By: L.A. Witt
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The Guy Next Door
- By: Devon McCormack
- Narrated by: Tim Paige
- Length: 7 hrs and 40 mins
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Is it wrong that I watch him? Leif Anderson seems like a friendly, kind, normal, boy-next-door type. Unlike me. His stalker, a creep who moved into the place next to his parents’ house to keep an eye on him. I’m not the bad guy, though. I’m the one who will protect him. The cops don’t believe he’s in danger. Maybe they’re right, and this is all in my messed-up head. I’ve been wrong before. And no matter how I justify this to myself, my motives aren’t entirely pure.
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The development of the characters.
- By Brian Saint Louis on 12-23-24
By: Devon McCormack
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Someone Wild
- By: Stephen Elliott
- Narrated by: Nick Johnson
- Length: 6 hrs and 4 mins
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Someone Wild is an opposites-attract, slow-burn, great-adventure rom-com-meets-heartfelt-romance-love story. Join Peter and Darius as they begin the adventure of a lifetime through rugged North Wales, passing crumbling castles and towering mountains, tumbling waterfalls and deep blue lakes.
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A walk to remember
- By Vasilisa on 01-24-25
By: Stephen Elliott
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Falling for Raine
- By: Lane Hayes
- Narrated by: Joel Leslie
- Length: 6 hrs and 15 mins
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Moving to London is scary and daunting, but I desperately need this job–and a redo. Okay, so I may have oversold my qualifications. That shouldn’t be a big deal, though. I mean, being an assistant’s assistant seems easy enough, and I’m a fast learner. Hold up! I’m already in over my head with spreadsheets, new pronunciations, and temperamental appliances.
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swoooooonnn ❤️🔥
- By 🎧💕💕💕 readittomebaby 💕💕💕🎧 on 03-12-24
By: Lane Hayes
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SOS Hotel: For a Supernaturally Safe Stay!
- SOS Hotel, Book 1
- By: Adam Vex
- Narrated by: Michael Lesley
- Length: 5 hrs and 35 mins
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A scandalous ex-porn star demon and a morally shady billionaire vampire walk into a bar… But this is no joke. It's opening day at the SOS Hotel and that lust demon? He's my business partner. I know. What was I thinking? The sexy, suave vampire, however? He's something else… Creating a sanctuary for the supernaturals left here when the tear in the veil sealed was always going to be difficult, but it's all I have, and I'm going to make it work. Despite the murders, the missing humans, and the psychotic real estate mogul who wants to bulldoze the hotel.
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Awesome! 👌🏻
- By JW on 11-26-24
By: Adam Vex
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Knox
- An MM Romance Story (Monsters of Veridia, Book 1)
- By: Silvana Falcon
- Narrated by: John Solo
- Length: 8 hrs and 2 mins
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Adrian is about to find out. When he complains about the latest chapter of his favorite web novel online, he doesn't expect the main character to come crashing through his skylight. And yet, that’s exactly what happens. Suddenly, Adrian finds himself face-to-face with the incubus Knox, a demon who's even more captivating in person than he was on the page. Ebony horns, dark magic, eyes that make Adrian’s knees go weak—Knox has got it all.
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Loved It!
- By Nina Diab on 12-04-24
By: Silvana Falcon
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The Nephilim’s Touch
- By: Morgan Lysand
- Narrated by: Zachary Zaba
- Length: 3 hrs and 33 mins
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Hex, Indiana is the one place Gabe has found acceptance as a nephilim. He keeps his head down and enjoys his work at the one bar in town while making sure stray feathers don’t find their way into the wrong hands. Tending his beloved plants helps him stay busy, but he longs for someone to care for.
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To Tame a Crossroad Demon!
- By K-Me on 12-19-24
By: Morgan Lysand
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The Backup Plan
- King Sports, Book 1
- By: Eden Finley
- Narrated by: Liam Dicosimo, Tim Paige
- Length: 8 hrs and 34 mins
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Failing to make it in pro ball left me absolutely devastated. Baseball has been my life, my dream, but it’s time to move on. Becoming a sports agent was always my back-up plan, and now that I’m interning at the biggest queer-focused firm in the country, I’m doing my best not to let my bitterness toward baseball affect my future. That’s really difficult when I’m assigned to babysit Kelley Afton, hotshot rookie pitcher for Philly. He has everything I ever wanted, and he doesn’t even appreciate it. I didn’t become an agent so I could soothe the ego of diva athletes.
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Glad I ignored negative reviews!
- By Tim Sauke on 02-05-25
By: Eden Finley
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- Russ Cummings
- 01-08-25
Absolutely loved it !
Loved the humor and references Great light hearted story to get lost in . Highly recommend!!!
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- Amy E. Harth
- 12-28-24
Funny, heartfelt, unique
I’ve read all 5 of the author’s books and love them all. I love this one so much because he combines humor with so much heart and is able to create an enjoyable romance that also feels real. There are so many queer characters and they feel like people I actually know and they have joys and struggles like me and my friends do. This is the kind of book that can be enjoyed at a surface level and also you can go deeper with it. As the author shows, it really depends on whether you are ready to confront your emotions and get to know yourself. We’re not always ready for that and the people who love us understand that too. I highly recommend this book and I will definitely be re-reading it!
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