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It's hard to prove Mom wrong when she's found Mr. Right . . .
Dumped by his boyfriend and stuck in an unfulfilling job, jaded NYC ghostwriter Sam Carmichael can't be more miserable. Until the eve of his thirty-fifth birthday when his mother, Gloria, arrives with a present from the past.
Years ago, exasperated by Gloria's matchmaking, Sam promised his mother that if he wasn't coupled up by thirty-five, he would do whatever she wanted to find a boyfriend. Sam was joking; his mother was not.
Gloria swoops in creating new dating profiles, redoing his wardrobe, and setting him up with a parade of bizarre matches. When his mom zeroes in on sexy and passionate artist, Finn Montgomery, Sam intends to prove her wrong and stop her interfering for good. But when it comes to finding love, does mother really know best?
Contains mature themes.
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Chase Myles can throw together a dinner party or redecorate a townhouse with jaw-dropping elegance. Followers scroll his Insta and see effortless workouts, exotic travel, and an adoring boyfriend. The world believes Chase is a style icon. The world is mistaken. Ethan Wells is actually the one who knows what to wear, what to eat, and how to do it but he's happy staying behind the scenes producing their hit LGBTQ show Myles of Style. When Chase walks off set just before the Pride live TV show that will make or break Ethan's career, Ethan thinks it's just another tantrum.
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Such a Fantastic Read!
- By Kevin LS on 04-03-24
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Brick Walls
- By: L.A. Witt
- Narrated by: Michael Ferraiuolo, Declan Winters
- Length: 12 hrs and 49 mins
- Unabridged
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"Cary “Sol” Solomon isn’t just in a slump—he’s a mess. His stats have plummeted. Fans hate him. After he caps off two awful seasons with a catastrophic playoff flop, his team is done with him. Worse, thanks to his downward spiral, the addiction that’s nearly cost him his career before is rearing its ugly head. As luck would have it, though, the Seattle Sasquatches are desperate for goalies. When they snatch up Sol off waivers, maybe he has a chance to turn things around… if he can stay sober and get back on his game.
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Hockey!!
- By Nova on 01-19-25
By: L.A. Witt
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Risky Behavior
- Bad Behavior, Book 1
- By: Cari Z, L.A. Witt
- Narrated by: Michael Ferraiuolo
- Length: 8 hrs and 43 mins
- Unabridged
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It’s day one of Darren Corliss’s career as a detective, and not only has he been assigned a notoriously difficult partner, but the guy might also be a pill-popping dirty cop. Internal Affairs needs proof, and Darren gets to be their eyes and ears whether he wants to or not. Detective Andreas Ruffner doesn’t play by the rules, and he doesn’t play well with others. With bodies piling up and a list of suspects who are way above his pay grade, the last thing he needs is a wet-behind-the-ears kid for a partner. Or babysitter. Not even if that partner is easy on the eyes.
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Nakita Thomas
- By Kindle Customer on 01-01-25
By: Cari Z, and others
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The Ghost in the Hall
- Beyond the Veil, Book 1
- By: KM Avery
- Narrated by: Daniel Henning
- Length: 14 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
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Something is very wrong with the Fitzwilliam estate. It was supposed to be a regular seance job. But from the minute I met an angry ghost in the hall, I knew there wasn't going to be anything ordinary about this house or its dead residents. First of all, there were way too many of them. Second, some of them had been helped along from living to dead. Third, my attempt to figure out what was going on got a bit sidetracked when I met the gardener. He was tall, dark green, and handsome. And really, really smart. So I hired him to help me figure out what was going on.
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Ok.
- By Trarv211 on 06-17-24
By: KM Avery
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Nightcrawler
- Trackers, Book 1
- By: Patricia Logan
- Narrated by: Michael Dean
- Length: 9 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
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I’ve always been a sucker for a guy with muscles and a handsome face. If that makes me sound shallow, maybe I am. I’ve never had a real relationship, unless you consider the guys in my Marine Corps Recon unit. I had a great relationship with those guys. Yeah, yeah, I know we’re splitting hairs. These days, long after my retirement from active duty, the only kind of relationships I really do now are with fictional characters.
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Well then...quite good
- By Amazon Customer on 03-04-25
By: Patricia Logan
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The Summer of Us
- By: Lily Morton
- Narrated by: Joel Leslie
- Length: 7 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
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John is an exceptionally good lawyer. He’s driven, arrogant, and hides a warm heart beneath a façade of cool politeness. He’s used to people disliking him, but for some reason, when meeting Matt in London, the other man’s open dislike bothers him. He’s therefore surprised to find himself offering Matt a place to stay in his villa in the South of France while he’s working nearby. He’d actually planned to spend the summer working on his book and plotting to get his ex-wife back.
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4.5 STARS
- By LausBariatric on 01-05-25
By: Lily Morton
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The Problem with Perfect
- By: Philip William Stover
- Narrated by: John Solo
- Length: 8 hrs and 49 mins
- Unabridged
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Chase Myles can throw together a dinner party or redecorate a townhouse with jaw-dropping elegance. Followers scroll his Insta and see effortless workouts, exotic travel, and an adoring boyfriend. The world believes Chase is a style icon. The world is mistaken. Ethan Wells is actually the one who knows what to wear, what to eat, and how to do it but he's happy staying behind the scenes producing their hit LGBTQ show Myles of Style. When Chase walks off set just before the Pride live TV show that will make or break Ethan's career, Ethan thinks it's just another tantrum.
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Such a Fantastic Read!
- By Kevin LS on 04-03-24
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Brick Walls
- By: L.A. Witt
- Narrated by: Michael Ferraiuolo, Declan Winters
- Length: 12 hrs and 49 mins
- Unabridged
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"Cary “Sol” Solomon isn’t just in a slump—he’s a mess. His stats have plummeted. Fans hate him. After he caps off two awful seasons with a catastrophic playoff flop, his team is done with him. Worse, thanks to his downward spiral, the addiction that’s nearly cost him his career before is rearing its ugly head. As luck would have it, though, the Seattle Sasquatches are desperate for goalies. When they snatch up Sol off waivers, maybe he has a chance to turn things around… if he can stay sober and get back on his game.
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Hockey!!
- By Nova on 01-19-25
By: L.A. Witt
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Risky Behavior
- Bad Behavior, Book 1
- By: Cari Z, L.A. Witt
- Narrated by: Michael Ferraiuolo
- Length: 8 hrs and 43 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
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Story
It’s day one of Darren Corliss’s career as a detective, and not only has he been assigned a notoriously difficult partner, but the guy might also be a pill-popping dirty cop. Internal Affairs needs proof, and Darren gets to be their eyes and ears whether he wants to or not. Detective Andreas Ruffner doesn’t play by the rules, and he doesn’t play well with others. With bodies piling up and a list of suspects who are way above his pay grade, the last thing he needs is a wet-behind-the-ears kid for a partner. Or babysitter. Not even if that partner is easy on the eyes.
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Nakita Thomas
- By Kindle Customer on 01-01-25
By: Cari Z, and others
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The Ghost in the Hall
- Beyond the Veil, Book 1
- By: KM Avery
- Narrated by: Daniel Henning
- Length: 14 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
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Story
Something is very wrong with the Fitzwilliam estate. It was supposed to be a regular seance job. But from the minute I met an angry ghost in the hall, I knew there wasn't going to be anything ordinary about this house or its dead residents. First of all, there were way too many of them. Second, some of them had been helped along from living to dead. Third, my attempt to figure out what was going on got a bit sidetracked when I met the gardener. He was tall, dark green, and handsome. And really, really smart. So I hired him to help me figure out what was going on.
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Ok.
- By Trarv211 on 06-17-24
By: KM Avery
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Nightcrawler
- Trackers, Book 1
- By: Patricia Logan
- Narrated by: Michael Dean
- Length: 9 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
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I’ve always been a sucker for a guy with muscles and a handsome face. If that makes me sound shallow, maybe I am. I’ve never had a real relationship, unless you consider the guys in my Marine Corps Recon unit. I had a great relationship with those guys. Yeah, yeah, I know we’re splitting hairs. These days, long after my retirement from active duty, the only kind of relationships I really do now are with fictional characters.
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Well then...quite good
- By Amazon Customer on 03-04-25
By: Patricia Logan
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The Summer of Us
- By: Lily Morton
- Narrated by: Joel Leslie
- Length: 7 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
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John is an exceptionally good lawyer. He’s driven, arrogant, and hides a warm heart beneath a façade of cool politeness. He’s used to people disliking him, but for some reason, when meeting Matt in London, the other man’s open dislike bothers him. He’s therefore surprised to find himself offering Matt a place to stay in his villa in the South of France while he’s working nearby. He’d actually planned to spend the summer working on his book and plotting to get his ex-wife back.
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4.5 STARS
- By LausBariatric on 01-05-25
By: Lily Morton
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Perfectly Imperfect Pixie
- Perfect Pixie Series, Book 1
- By: MJ May
- Narrated by: Tor Thom, Cooper North
- Length: 11 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Pixies are supposed to be petite, beautifully lithe creatures with gossamer wings. Sporting luscious, ombre pink hair and fluttering pink wings, Phil meets two out of three of those criteria. At over six feet tall, no one would dare call Phil petite. As a home-and-hearth pixie, Phil yearns to find a home and family he can bond to. When no one's willing to hire a pixie of his stature, Phil is forced to find work elsewhere. Turns out, pixies make terrible bouncers.
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I love a good finding your place story
- By Jovan on 10-12-23
By: MJ May
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The Backup Plan
- King Sports, Book 1
- By: Eden Finley
- Narrated by: Liam Dicosimo, Tim Paige
- Length: 8 hrs and 34 mins
- Unabridged
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Failing to make it in pro ball left me absolutely devastated. Baseball has been my life, my dream, but it’s time to move on. Becoming a sports agent was always my back-up plan, and now that I’m interning at the biggest queer-focused firm in the country, I’m doing my best not to let my bitterness toward baseball affect my future. That’s really difficult when I’m assigned to babysit Kelley Afton, hotshot rookie pitcher for Philly. He has everything I ever wanted, and he doesn’t even appreciate it. I didn’t become an agent so I could soothe the ego of diva athletes.
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Glad I ignored negative reviews!
- By Tim Sauke on 02-05-25
By: Eden Finley
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Digging Deep
- By: Jay Hogan
- Narrated by: Gary Furlong
- Length: 12 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
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Drake Park has a complicated life. As a gay male midwife, he’s used to raising eyebrows. Add Crohn’s Disease and things get interesting—or not, considering the sad state of his love life. Experience has taught Drake that most men are fair weather sailors when it comes to handling his condition—gone for dust when things get rough. Staying healthy is a fulltime job without adding in any heartbreak, so a little loneliness is a small price to pay. If he says it often enough he might even believe it. One thing for sure, the cop who arrested him isn’t about to change that.
By: Jay Hogan
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Promises of Forever
- By: Nicky James
- Narrated by: Nick J. Russo
- Length: 10 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
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Childhood tragedy left Koa Burgard with many scars. Reclusive and still healing, he is sent to summer camp, where the other kids tease and bully. All except the outgoing, popular boy from his cabin. A boy who dreams about being a hockey star. A tentative friendship forms. Every summer, they reconnect for adventure. Every winter, they write letters back and forth.
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⭐️⭐️ 5 STARS ⭐️⭐️
- By ❤️Cyndi Marie❤️🎧Audiobook Addicts🎧 on 03-28-24
By: Nicky James
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City of Night
- By: John Rechy
- Narrated by: Paul Boehmer
- Length: 17 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
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When John Rechy's explosive first novel appeared in 1963, it marked a radical departure in fiction, and gave voice to a subculture that had never before been revealed with such acuity. It earned comparisons to Genet and Kerouac, even as Rechy was personally attacked by scandalized reviewers. Nevertheless, the book became an international best seller, and 50 years later, it has become a classic. Bold and inventive in style, Rechy is unflinching in his portrayal of one hustling "youngman" and his search for self-knowledge.
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A seminal classic
- By Robert Simmons on 09-22-19
By: John Rechy
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Not So Silent Night
- The Kings: A Treemendous Christmas, Book 1
- By: Charlie Cochet
- Narrated by: Greg Boudreaux
- Length: 2 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
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Escape to a Winter Wonderland with CEO and billionaire Colton Connolly as he embarks on a shenanigan-filled journey in search of the idyllic white Christmas he's always craved. Inspired by the enchantment of his favorite holiday movies, Colton surprises his beloved husband and their found family with a trip to the captivating mountain town of Winterhaven.
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The continuing storyline
- By Kindle Customer on 01-30-25
By: Charlie Cochet
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The Royal Curse
- Twilight Mages, Book 1
- By: Eliot Grayson
- Narrated by: Kirt Graves
- Length: 8 hrs and 47 mins
- Unabridged
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His birth magic leaves Prince Nikola with nothing but bad choices: live as another man's possession, subject to his whims and his desires, or remain dependent on a potion that stunts his powers and prevents him from knowing love. Andreas vows to protect the prince with his life—whether Nikola wants him to or not. After all, the queen pays his soldier's wage. Nikola's nothing but a job to do. But when they find themselves stranded, with Nikola's potion running out, Andreas has to… improvise. Because what Prince Nikola needs to survive is the opposite of a lowly guard's respectful protection.
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One Spicy Story
- By R Edwards on 02-21-25
By: Eliot Grayson
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Cold Cold Heart
- Willow Falls Murders, Book 1
- By: Laura Jordan
- Narrated by: Teddy Hamilton
- Length: 9 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
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Two things saved Lincoln Bennett after his wife died. The first was a murder Marla had been trying to solve, a murder that hinted at the secret life she'd been leading, and the lies that had formed the bedrock of their entire marriage. The second was Milo Rose, the donor recipient who'd been granted a new chance at life thanks to Marla's own heart. As the two men are drawn deeper into the mystery, Linc finds himself drawn closer to Milo.
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Chefs kiss!!!
- By Ris on 09-19-24
By: Laura Jordan
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Grinch Kisses
- A Christmas Falls Standalone
- By: DJ Jamison
- Narrated by: Darcy Stark, Iggy Toma
- Length: 5 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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I'm the Grinch who saves Christmas… Yep, you read that right. Every year, I save Christmas—and Christmas Falls—by organizing a massive festival that sustains tourism in our little town. It turns out that when Christmas is your life 24/7, the shine wears off the twinkly lights after a while. The holidays are a heck of a lot of work, and when I go home, I want peace and quiet, not fa-la-la-ing on my porch. That all changes when my sister brings me an early Christmas gift. One I didn't ask for. One that's tall, broad, and handsome...
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Never too early for Christmas
- By Jay J. on 08-08-24
By: DJ Jamison
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Mulligans
- By: Charlie David
- Narrated by: Charlie David
- Length: 4 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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Chase never had many friends, but at college, he meets and forms close ties with straight jock Tyler Davidson—a connection he fears he’ll lose if he tells Tyler he’s gay. Keeping his sexuality secret becomes harder for Chase as he joins Tyler and his family at their idyllic lake house for the summer. It grows more and more difficult for Chase to avoid Tyler’s attempts to set him up with girls, and he’s tired of making excuses. Chase is ready to embrace the man he is, but he’s afraid of what it will cost him.
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The worst audiobook I've ever listened to
- By Zell Oakley on 12-09-24
By: Charlie David
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The Stargazers of Copper County
- By: May Archer
- Narrated by: Michael Dean
- Length: 1 hr and 37 mins
- Unabridged
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There’s nothing wrong with admiring a work of art, or so I tell myself…even when the admiring is more like peeping out my bedroom window, and the work of art is the shirtless, sweaty, body of the man who’s been mowing my lawn once a week every summer for years.
By: May Archer
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Devil's Dance
- Rebel Kings MC, Book 1
- By: Garrett Leigh
- Narrated by: Dan Calley
- Length: 9 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
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Opposites attract. The outlaw biker and the accountant. Straightlaced vs straight to hell. Or heaven, depending on how you look at it. And you can look at it any way you like, doesn't mean it's true. Either way, falling for snarky Alexei Ivanov is the lightbulb moment I've been waiting for my whole damn life. Or at least since my head got turned by someone else. A man I call brother, but he's so much more than that.
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a pleasant surprise
- By Alex Chapman on 02-20-25
By: Garrett Leigh
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- Russ Cummings
- 01-08-25
Absolutely loved it !
Loved the humor and references Great light hearted story to get lost in . Highly recommend!!!
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- Amy E. Harth
- 12-28-24
Funny, heartfelt, unique
I’ve read all 5 of the author’s books and love them all. I love this one so much because he combines humor with so much heart and is able to create an enjoyable romance that also feels real. There are so many queer characters and they feel like people I actually know and they have joys and struggles like me and my friends do. This is the kind of book that can be enjoyed at a surface level and also you can go deeper with it. As the author shows, it really depends on whether you are ready to confront your emotions and get to know yourself. We’re not always ready for that and the people who love us understand that too. I highly recommend this book and I will definitely be re-reading it!
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