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Narrated by:
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Rueby Wood
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By:
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Bruce Coville
About this listen
The long-awaited audiobook of the third volume in Bruce Coville's international bestselling series MY TEACHER IS AN ALIEN finds Peter Thompson and the alien Broxholm heading for the good ship New Jersey (it's actually as big as the state it's named for!) Once aboard–and properly disinfected–Peter begins to interact with a delightfully strange assortment of aliens, most of all the mysterious (and mischievous) Hoo Lan, who becomes his mentor. But what, exactly, is Hoo Lan up to? And what will it mean for the future of Earth? Reuby Wood, the break-out star of Disney's recent hit musical "Better Nate Than Ever" leads a full cast of FCA favorites in this exciting and sometimes hilarious (wait till you meet Fleef and Gurk!) listening experience.
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- Erika
- 01-31-23
The best story is this book !
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- William Wood
- 06-09-24
Great book
Just listened with my 7 year old. She loved it. Looking for the next book now
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- D.S.
- 01-24-23
Changed Narrator
The narrator for Peter is downright effeminate vs the one in the previous recordings. He was soft spoken and slightly lispy in the first two books, but that’s it. My daughter and I were convinced it was a girl (maybe a woman?) trying to sound like a boy for a few chapters. It really threw us off and ruined the recording for us.
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