
Newborn Pink
Midland Tales, Book 1
Failed to add items
Add to Cart failed.
Add to Wish List failed.
Remove from wishlist failed.
Adding to library failed
Follow podcast failed
Unfollow podcast failed

Get 2 free audiobooks during trial.
Buy for $24.95
No default payment method selected.
We are sorry. We are not allowed to sell this product with the selected payment method
-
Narrated by:
-
Sean Lester
About this listen
Paulie Galamb is the hapless hero of this story, no matter if he likes it or not. The unattractive, unassuming divorcee was good at his job as a taste-tester of lab-grown meats, until his body turned against him.
All Paulie ever wanted was to live his boring life inside the We-Store storage facility. Now that dream is tossed out of the window after a simple dental procedure takes a turn for the weird, and he notices a strange growth in his throat. What's even weirder is that the tumor can speak.
While Paulie tries to sort out the absurd, cancerous situation, he finds out that the corporation he works for is prepared to go to any lengths to silence him before he reveals their secrets. What those secrets are is unclear to Paulie.
Embracing his own mortality, Paulie has to navigate a maze of off-beat neighbors, homeless teenage bullies, evil middle managers, and a mysterious man who might or might not be who he claims to be. But can he find his way through and live to tell the tall tale?
Listeners also enjoyed...
-
Before He Wakes
- By: Mark Allan Gunnells, Crystal Lake Publishing
- Narrated by: Andrew Gibson
- Length: 6 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Patrick and Clare wake up trapped in a basement, a thin wall separating their cells. Their captor is mysteriously absent, which at first seems like a blessing. As more time passes with no food or water, they begin to realize a clock is ticking for their survival. Combining their intelligence and determination, the two begin plotting an escape from their shared prison. Overcoming each obstacle only presents another obstacle standing in the way of their freedom. It will take all of their ingenuity and strength to find their way out of this mess.
-
-
Amazing narration!
- By Nathan on 09-16-21
By: Mark Allan Gunnells, and others
-
Tru Lockhart
- Secrets Don't Stay Buried
- By: Derek Clark, Michael Laemmle
- Narrated by: Brandon Francis
- Length: 15 hrs and 34 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
One evening, Tru Lockhart gets a bizarre visit from his father Argus, who has escaped from an institution for the criminally insane. Tru is certain that murder is on his father's mind. Instead, Argus performs a bizarre ceremony that will trigger a startling chain of events, plunging Tru into many oddball worlds, and into the hands of many outlandish villains.
-
-
A Tale of Redemption and Mystery
- By Wilson J. Mayo on 08-12-23
By: Derek Clark, and others
-
The Institute
- A Novel
- By: Stephen King
- Narrated by: Santino Fontana
- Length: 18 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
In the middle of the night, in a house on a quiet street in suburban Minneapolis, intruders silently murder Luke Ellis' parents and load him into a black SUV. The operation takes less than two minutes. Luke will wake up at The Institute, in a room that looks just like his own, except there's no window. And outside his door are other doors, behind which are other kids with special talents - telekinesis and telepathy - who got to this place the same way Luke did: Kalisha, Nick, George, Iris, and 10-year-old Avery Dixon.
-
-
I really wanted to like this novel.. but..
- By Wendi on 09-21-19
By: Stephen King
-
The Wrong Family
- By: Tarryn Fisher
- Narrated by: Lauren Fortgang
- Length: 8 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Before moving in with the Crouch family, Juno thought Winnie and her husband, Nigel, had the perfect marriage, the perfect son — the perfect life. Only now that she’s living in their beautiful house, she sees the cracks in the crumbling facade are too deep to ignore. Still, she isn’t one to judge. After her grim diagnosis, the retired therapist simply wants a place to live out the rest of her days in peace. But that peace is shattered the day Juno overhears a chilling conversation between Winnie and Nigel....
-
-
This one grips you hard where it hurts and squeezes!
- By Ole Hippie on 01-01-21
By: Tarryn Fisher
-
Nestlings
- By: Nat Cassidy
- Narrated by: Cassandra Campbell, Nat Cassidy
- Length: 13 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Ana and Reid needed a lucky break. The horrifically complicated birth of their first child has left Ana paralyzed, bitter, and struggling: with mobility, with her relationship with Reid, with resentment for her baby. That's about to change with the words any New Yorker would love to hear—affordable housing lottery. They've won an apartment in the Deptford, one of Manhattan's most revered buildings. Reid dismisses disturbing events and Ana’s deep unease and paranoia as the price of living in New York—people are odd—but he can't explain the needle-like bite marks on the baby.
-
-
One of my favorite new authors
- By Jess A. on 04-01-24
By: Nat Cassidy
-
Borrowed Time
- By: John Nolte
- Narrated by: Jim Seybert
- Length: 13 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Joshua Mason has been alive for thousands of years. He doesn't know how or why it happened, only that he can die like any man, but will always return. When you live forever, everything you love will die, so he decided long ago to not become attached. That all changed when he met Doreen. With her, he found something more than the woman he loves, after thousands of years of wandering, he found his place in the world. Now she's dying of old age. Distraught, Joshua promises to look after Charlie, Doreen's grandson, who is thirty-six, but forever a child due to a terrible brain injury.
-
-
Great story, compelling characters
- By Amazon Customer on 10-23-23
By: John Nolte
-
Before He Wakes
- By: Mark Allan Gunnells, Crystal Lake Publishing
- Narrated by: Andrew Gibson
- Length: 6 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Patrick and Clare wake up trapped in a basement, a thin wall separating their cells. Their captor is mysteriously absent, which at first seems like a blessing. As more time passes with no food or water, they begin to realize a clock is ticking for their survival. Combining their intelligence and determination, the two begin plotting an escape from their shared prison. Overcoming each obstacle only presents another obstacle standing in the way of their freedom. It will take all of their ingenuity and strength to find their way out of this mess.
-
-
Amazing narration!
- By Nathan on 09-16-21
By: Mark Allan Gunnells, and others
-
Tru Lockhart
- Secrets Don't Stay Buried
- By: Derek Clark, Michael Laemmle
- Narrated by: Brandon Francis
- Length: 15 hrs and 34 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
One evening, Tru Lockhart gets a bizarre visit from his father Argus, who has escaped from an institution for the criminally insane. Tru is certain that murder is on his father's mind. Instead, Argus performs a bizarre ceremony that will trigger a startling chain of events, plunging Tru into many oddball worlds, and into the hands of many outlandish villains.
-
-
A Tale of Redemption and Mystery
- By Wilson J. Mayo on 08-12-23
By: Derek Clark, and others
-
The Institute
- A Novel
- By: Stephen King
- Narrated by: Santino Fontana
- Length: 18 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
In the middle of the night, in a house on a quiet street in suburban Minneapolis, intruders silently murder Luke Ellis' parents and load him into a black SUV. The operation takes less than two minutes. Luke will wake up at The Institute, in a room that looks just like his own, except there's no window. And outside his door are other doors, behind which are other kids with special talents - telekinesis and telepathy - who got to this place the same way Luke did: Kalisha, Nick, George, Iris, and 10-year-old Avery Dixon.
-
-
I really wanted to like this novel.. but..
- By Wendi on 09-21-19
By: Stephen King
-
The Wrong Family
- By: Tarryn Fisher
- Narrated by: Lauren Fortgang
- Length: 8 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Before moving in with the Crouch family, Juno thought Winnie and her husband, Nigel, had the perfect marriage, the perfect son — the perfect life. Only now that she’s living in their beautiful house, she sees the cracks in the crumbling facade are too deep to ignore. Still, she isn’t one to judge. After her grim diagnosis, the retired therapist simply wants a place to live out the rest of her days in peace. But that peace is shattered the day Juno overhears a chilling conversation between Winnie and Nigel....
-
-
This one grips you hard where it hurts and squeezes!
- By Ole Hippie on 01-01-21
By: Tarryn Fisher
-
Nestlings
- By: Nat Cassidy
- Narrated by: Cassandra Campbell, Nat Cassidy
- Length: 13 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Ana and Reid needed a lucky break. The horrifically complicated birth of their first child has left Ana paralyzed, bitter, and struggling: with mobility, with her relationship with Reid, with resentment for her baby. That's about to change with the words any New Yorker would love to hear—affordable housing lottery. They've won an apartment in the Deptford, one of Manhattan's most revered buildings. Reid dismisses disturbing events and Ana’s deep unease and paranoia as the price of living in New York—people are odd—but he can't explain the needle-like bite marks on the baby.
-
-
One of my favorite new authors
- By Jess A. on 04-01-24
By: Nat Cassidy
-
Borrowed Time
- By: John Nolte
- Narrated by: Jim Seybert
- Length: 13 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Joshua Mason has been alive for thousands of years. He doesn't know how or why it happened, only that he can die like any man, but will always return. When you live forever, everything you love will die, so he decided long ago to not become attached. That all changed when he met Doreen. With her, he found something more than the woman he loves, after thousands of years of wandering, he found his place in the world. Now she's dying of old age. Distraught, Joshua promises to look after Charlie, Doreen's grandson, who is thirty-six, but forever a child due to a terrible brain injury.
-
-
Great story, compelling characters
- By Amazon Customer on 10-23-23
By: John Nolte
-
When the Bough Breaks
- An Alex Delaware Novel
- By: Jonathan Kellerman
- Narrated by: Alexander Adams
- Length: 12 hrs and 47 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Dr. Morton Handler practiced a strange brand of psychiatry. Among his specialties were fraud, extortion, and sexual manipulation. Handler paid for his sins when he was brutally murdered in his luxurious Pacific Palisades apartment. The police have no leads, but they do have one possible witness: seven-year-old Melody Quinn.
-
-
Changing my ways.....
- By karen on 05-31-13
-
2050: Psycho Island, Book 1
- By: Phil M. Williams
- Narrated by: Tristan Wright, Sarah Grace Wright, GraceWright Productions
- Length: 11 hrs and 40 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
A tropical paradise destroyed by hurricanes. Converted into an open-air prison. The perfect place for undesirables. The American dream is a mirage. The gap between the haves and the have-nots is wider than ever before. In 2050, people struggle for their piece of a shrinking pie. In 2050, the seeds of discontent are growing. The elites will stop at nothing to maintain their dominance. But the people are awakening to the rigged game. And they’re very, very angry.
-
-
A look into our future.
- By Becky on 08-25-23
By: Phil M. Williams
-
Ignorance Is Strength
- By: John Joseph Adams - editor, Hugh Howey - editor and contributor, Christie Yant - editor
- Narrated by: Paul Boehmer, Gabrielle de Cuir, Susan Hanfield, and others
- Length: 11 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength. George Orwell once wrote of a world where abuse of power begins with an abuse of language and a bastardization of truth. Some of today's most exciting voices in speculative fiction explore the ramifications of those ideas in Ignorance Is Strength.
-
-
Decent stories, seemingly unaware of its own ironies
- By Amazon Customer on 06-14-21
By: John Joseph Adams - editor, and others
-
Beautiful Bad
- By: Annie Ward
- Narrated by: Xe Sands, Vivienne Leheny, Paul Fox
- Length: 10 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Maddie and Ian’s love story began with a chance encounter at a party overseas; he was serving in the British army, and she was a travel writer visiting her best friend, Jo. Now, almost two decades later, married with a beautiful son, Charlie, they are living the perfect suburban life in Middle America. But when a camping accident leaves Maddie badly scarred, she begins attending writing therapy, where she gradually reveals her fears about Ian’s PTSD; her concerns for the safety of their young son; and the couple’s tangled and tumultuous past with Jo.
-
-
WHOA!! Bad people but an amazing book.
- By Grace76 on 03-07-19
By: Annie Ward
-
Fan Fiction
- A Mem-Noir: Inspired by True Events
- By: Brent Spiner, Jeanne Darst
- Narrated by: Barrie Kreinik, Brent Spiner, Gates McFadden, and others
- Length: 6 hrs and 53 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Set in 1991, just as Star Trek: The Next Generation has rocketed the cast to global fame, the young and impressionable actor Brent Spiner receives a mysterious package and a series of disturbing letters, that take him on a terrifying and bizarre journey that enlists Paramount Security, the LAPD, and even the FBI in putting a stop to the danger that has his life and career hanging in the balance.
-
-
Best narration of any audiobook, ever.
- By Kristen Mack on 10-14-21
By: Brent Spiner, and others
-
Sims
- By: F. Paul Wilson
- Narrated by: Braden Wright
- Length: 16 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Just a few hundred genes separate humans from chimpanzees. Imagine someone altering the chimp genome, splicing in human genes to increase the size of the cranium, reduce the amount of body hair, enable speech. What sort of creature would result? Sims takes place in the very near future, when the science of genetics is fulfilling its vaunted potential. A world where dangerous or boring manual labor is gradually being transferred to “sims”, genetically altered chimps who occupy a gray zone between simian and human.
-
-
Fantastic Story
- By Tod M. Clark on 03-01-20
By: F. Paul Wilson
-
Lullabies for Suffering: Tales of Addiction Horror
- By: Caroline Kepnes, Kealan Patrick Burke, Gabino Iglesias, and others
- Narrated by: Linda Jones
- Length: 10 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Addiction starts like a sweet lullaby sung by a trusted loved one. It washes away the pains of the day and wraps you in the warmness of the womb where nothing hurts and every dream is possible. Yet soon enough, this warm state of bliss becomes a cold shiver, the ecstasy and dreams become nightmares, yet we can't stop listening to the lullaby. We crave to hear the siren song as it rips us apart.
-
-
Loved it
- By timj26 on 01-30-20
By: Caroline Kepnes, and others
-
Permanent Midnight
- A Memoir (20th Anniversary Edition)
- By: Jerry Stahl, Nic Sheff - foreword
- Narrated by: Jerry Stahl, Scott Merriman
- Length: 11 hrs and 43 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
A searing confessional infused with the darkest humor, Permanent Midnight chronicles the opiated abyss of a Hollywood screenwriter and his formidable climb into sobriety. Made into a major motion picture starring Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson, Permanent Midnight is revered by critics and an ever-growing cult of devoted fans as one of the most compelling contemporary memoirs.
-
-
Point deduction for the recording
- By Amazon Customer on 11-21-20
By: Jerry Stahl, and others
-
Gordon Pope Thrillers
- Books 1-3
- By: B. B. Griffith
- Narrated by: Kevin R. Free
- Length: 24 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
He's the psychiatrist that the cops call when the case gets too weird. He specializes in unexplained mysteries of the mind. When the clues stop making sense and children's lives are at risk, he's the outside expert the Baltimore City Police have on speed dial. Gordon isn't afraid to dive headfirst into the paranormal world of the human brain, but sometimes, he needs a little help to pull himself back out again.
-
-
a different kind of murder mystery
- By Sharon vails on 08-12-24
By: B. B. Griffith
-
Superhero Syndrome
- Solstice Survivors, Book 1
- By: Caryn Larrinaga
- Narrated by: Ruby Hankey
- Length: 7 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Tess McBray was dying. The solstice syndrome had no cure, and she resigned herself to an early grave. But just when she gave up on survival, all her symptoms mysteriously disappeared. All but one symptom, anyway. Something is wrong with Tess’ hands. They absorb any material they touch, and her skin turns to wood, steel, or concrete. It doesn’t take this comic book obsessed 21-year-old long to figure out what’s going on: somehow, she’s developed super powers. And she’s not the only one; across the country, people are coming forward and sharing their gifts with the world.
-
-
"Origin" story with great characters and narration
- By Kara on 08-17-19
By: Caryn Larrinaga
-
The Warehouse
- A Novel
- By: Rob Hart
- Narrated by: Emily Woo Zeller, Jason Culp, Karissa Vacker
- Length: 13 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Paxton never thought he’d be working for Cloud, the giant tech company that’s eaten much of the American economy. Much less that he’d be moving into one of the company’s sprawling live-work facilities. But compared to what’s left outside, Cloud’s bland chainstore life of gleaming entertainment halls, open-plan offices, and vast warehouses...well, it doesn’t seem so bad. It’s more than anyone else is offering.
-
-
Soylent Green meets a Sam Walton Biography
- By RD on 09-01-19
By: Rob Hart
-
Talk to Me
- A Novel
- By: T. C. Boyle
- Narrated by: Stacey Glemboski
- Length: 11 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
When animal behaviorist Guy Schermerhorn demonstrates on a TV game show that he has taught Sam, his juvenile chimp, to speak in sign language, Aimee Villard, an undergraduate at Guy's university, is so taken with the performance that she applies to become his assistant. A romantic and intellectual attachment soon morphs into an interspecies love triangle that pushes hard at the boundaries of consciousness and the question of what we know and how we know it. What if it were possible to speak to the members of another species - to converse with them?
-
-
Themes Better Covered Elsewhere
- By Indyquaz on 12-11-21
By: T. C. Boyle
What listeners say about Newborn Pink
Average customer ratingsReviews - Please select the tabs below to change the source of reviews.
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- Katie
- 03-19-23
Great book!
The book is reminiscent of my favorite 80’s horror comedies and I love that. Sometimes my stomach was squeamish and I had to stop listening when I was making potato soup and there was a particularly grotesque part. And I had to listen with headphones at work, for sure. But the story was highly entertaining. The only down side was the voice took some getting used to, and there were quite a few words read in odd ways, and parts the narrator made mistakes. Over all, worth the ride.
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
1 person found this helpful
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- Amanda Palmer
- 04-19-23
Great book but could use edits
I really enjoyed the book and the story. I liked the build up a lot. However,there were some things that could’ve been left out just because they weren’t necessary. But mostly for me, the big thing that needs changed is that the narrator misreads multiple times and rather than removing the messed up passage it was left in. Multiple times he misreads lines, repeats lines, or mispronounces words and they’re just left in the story. Quite a few times I was enjoying the story and was taken out of it by the repeats.
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- J. S.
- 04-16-23
Wild, weird ride
This story was a bit of a wild trip. Some of the narrative devices were hard to grasp, like I was never quite sure who the first person narrator was that kept breaking into the story with some meta commentary. Was that the novel's author? Or one of the bar patrons? Also, a lot of the sentences held redundant words and phrases, which didn't seem to be on purpose, so that distracted me a bit too.
Overall though, the story itself, after it really got rolling, was very engaging and unique. I enjoyed the characters, I enjoyed the humor, I enjoyed the strangeness. I liked how it all tied together in the end. For my tastes, the gross body horror elements could have been taken further. And the violence felt a little too subdued for the carnage taking place.
The resolution felt earned, and I like that there may be a sequel on the way. All in all, I was entertained, though it did take some convincing to get me there.
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- Megan S.
- 06-25-23
The story is amazing, the audio needs work.
I absolutely loved the story. It was so strange, so descriptive, it made me feel all kinds of things, and it was just simply amazing. The audio however did a great disservice to the story and I’m very disappointed in that. There was many times I got completely confused and thrown off due to skipping parts or repeating. Towards the end the edits were clearly non existent as there were so many errors. This story deserves an audio that matches its greatness. But seriously, give this book a read/listen. Shawn is so creative and this book will take you for a wild ride.
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!