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Marry Me, Juliet
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Aileen Huynh
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Jodi McAlister
About this listen
She’s the reality TV villain everyone will love to hate. He’s the producer tasked with making it happen. What could go wrong? A hilarious, heartfelt rom-com for fans of The Unhoneymooners.
‘A full-on villain romance, with all the lying, scheming and blazingly tumultuous sex you could hope for.’ New York Times
Reality TV producer Murray O’Connell is the showrunner for reality dating show Marry Me, Juliet, and that means he’s the boss: he controls the cast, the crew and the story. Until Lily Fireball turns up.
Lily is everything viewers love to watch: she’s feisty, dramatic, and never backs down from a fight. Her villain narrative should be easy to pull off, but Murray keeps getting in her way. Because before she was Lily Fireball, she was Lily Ong—Murray's best friend, and he's determined to stop her blowing up her life on television.
As the season unfolds, Lily and Murray go head to head. Lily just wants to have some fun with her role, and Murray just wants to film the show he planned. Why won't she listen to him? And why can't Murray focus on the job, instead of the woman he thought was just a friend?
‘The best friends to lovers book I've read in a long while, maybe ever … A perfect finale to the bingeworthy Marry Me, Juliet series.’ Karina May, author of Duck à l'Orange for Breakfast and Never Ever Forever
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- Hi My Name is Brookie
- 08-20-24
Loved the Narrators
It was entertaining! Story line was a little confusing to me but overall I had a good time listening!
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- BranWick
- 02-06-24
Don't get it
I really don't understand all the 5-star reviews. The storyline was interesting and gave insight onto 'reality' TV, but that was about it. The male narrator was good, but the female narrator was awful.
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- Phil Saul
- 03-02-24
Totally contrived
Really disliked Murray as a character. Lilly was slightly more tolerable but still contrived. Further, if you’re not into reality TV, the story is terrible. Not at Al sure why i finished It.
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