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John Spencer
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John Spencer
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Restore the wonder of the parables, the joy of the Gospel...and the discomfort of the Sword of Truth stabbed firmly in your gut.
Not the Parables of Jesus contains more than 40* different takes on the original parables to snap us out of our over-familiarity and to open our eyes to the truth of the Gospel.
Half tongue-in-cheek, half right between the eyes
Often fun, sometimes poignant, and occasionally painful, these parables reveal our cultural biases, hidden assumptions, and the lies we believe.
Not the Bible. It’s like the Bible. Only not.
* Bet you think that means there are only 41 parables? Well there are actually 42. So there!
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The Shelter of God's Promises
- By: Sheila Walsh
- Narrated by: Sheila Walsh
- Length: 5 hrs and 34 mins
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In a world of uncertainty, pain, and struggle, where do you find solid assurance and unshakeable truth? Gifted Bible teacher and inspiring Women of Faith speaker Sheila Walsh offers powerful, heart-filled teaching on ten bedrock promises of God, providing the foundation for daily confidence, joy, and hope. In The Shelter of God's Promises, Sheila searches Scripture for what God has promised us, what God's promises mean, and how encounters with Christ are the eternal fulfillment of His unrelenting commitment to us.
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Love It
- By Amazon Customer on 05-02-19
By: Sheila Walsh
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The Bad Habits of Jesus
- Showing Us the Way to Live Right in a World Gone Wrong
- By: Leonard Sweet
- Narrated by: Dean Gallagher
- Length: 4 hrs and 29 mins
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Did Jesus have bad habits? In our culture we have a tendency to describe Jesus in ways that soften his revolutionary edge. Len Sweet uncovers and presents to us the offensive and scandalous Jesus described in the Bible. Did he disappear when people needed him most? Yes. Did he refuse to answer questions directly? Yes. Did Jesus offend the people of his day? Absolutely yes. Popular author and speaker Len Sweet examines the words and actions of Jesus and places them in context.
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My I have the bad habits of Jesus
- By Bob I. on 02-26-17
By: Leonard Sweet
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Mother Angelica's Private and Pithy Lessons from the Scriptures
- By: Raymond Arroyo
- Narrated by: Lorna Raver
- Length: 8 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
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The founder of the world's largest religious media empire shares her beloved wit and down-to-earth spirituality in Mother Angelica's Private and Pithy Lessons from the Scriptures. Editor Raymond Arroyo draws on hundreds of never-before-released private lessons to present the renowned nun's definitive take on the Good Book. Angelica provides readers with guided meditations and probing personal questions, and unearths an often-overlooked practical spirituality.
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Meditation at its best!!!
- By Jairo on 08-09-10
By: Raymond Arroyo
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What Jesus Meant
- By: Garry Wills
- Narrated by: Garry Wills
- Length: 4 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
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In what are billed "culture wars", people on the political right and the political left cite Jesus as endorsing their views. Garry Wills argues that Jesus subscribed to no political program. He was far more radical than that. In a fresh reading of the gospels, Wills explores the meaning of the "reign of heaven" that Jesus not only promised for the future but brought with him into this life.
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The best book on Jesus I've read.
- By Jack on 10-29-11
By: Garry Wills
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Apocrypha Now
- By: Mark Russell, Shannon Wheeler
- Narrated by: James Urbaniak
- Length: 5 hrs and 28 mins
- Unabridged
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Mark Russell & Shannon Wheeler's faithful yet irreverent approach to the Bible made their book God Is Disappointed in You a modern cult classic. Now, by popular demand, they turn their attention to the best parts left out of the canonical Bible, including the Midrash, the Apocrypha, Gnostic Gospels, and more! And if you thought the Bible had some weird stuff in it....
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A Goldmine of Weirdness
- By Susie on 05-31-16
By: Mark Russell, and others
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After You've Blown It
- Reconnecting with God and Others
- By: Erwin Lutzer
- Narrated by: Lloyd James
- Length: 1 hr and 46 mins
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You Can Start Over Again...Many Christians become so discouraged because of their sins and failures that they give up on ever having fellowship with God again. They also fear that their broken relationships will never heal. For everyone who has wished for a fresh beginning, here is good news. This gentle, affirming work emphasizes how much God wants his wandering children to return to him.
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Practical steps
- By Lisa L. on 04-08-21
By: Erwin Lutzer
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If Men Are Like Buses, Then How Do I Catch One?
- When You're Standing Between Hope and Happily Ever After
- By: Michelle McKinney Hammond
- Narrated by: Michelle McKinney Hammond
- Length: 2 hrs and 50 mins
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Fans have asked for more from Chicago talk show cohost Michelle McKinney Hammond - especially women from her huge following of Christian singles. If Men Are Like Buses will pick them up where two previous best sellers left off, with counsel that is both enjoyable and instructional. "The mood of the book is conversational, scriptural, with a touch of humor," Michelle says. "It's the kind of book I wanted but couldn't find, so I had to write it!"
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Wonderful book
- By Amoore on 08-11-23
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The Women of Easter
- Encounter the Savior with Mary of Bethany, Mary of Nazareth, and Mary Magdalene
- By: Liz Curtis Higgs
- Narrated by: Liz Curtis Higgs
- Length: 5 hrs and 20 mins
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Prepare for a life-changing encounter with Jesus, seeing him afresh through the eyes of three women who worship and adore him. Mary of Bethany prepares the way for the lord's burial when she anoints his feet and fills the air with her perfume. His mother, Mary of Nazareth, stands by her son from his first breath to his last, her loyalty unwavering. Mary Magdalene, delivered of seven demons, bravely supports her teacher through his darkest hours, then proclaims the glorious news of his resurrection.
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Makes the Biblical Characters Come Alive!
- By Amazon Customer on 04-13-18
By: Liz Curtis Higgs
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Abraham
- One Nomad's Amazing Journey of Faith
- By: Charles R. Swindoll
- Narrated by: Bob Souer
- Length: 8 hrs and 16 mins
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When we rewind history to Abraham's era, we encounter people who concocted false superstitions to explain the unexplainable. Powerful kings claimed to be gods, building massive pyramids in an attempt to achieve immortality. Out of this mass of misunderstandings, this collage of confusion, one man emerged. Why, thousands of years later, are we still discussing the faith of this desert nomad? Chuck Swindoll answers that question and many more in this compelling and insightful biography that will inspire your own faith.
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Father of Faith
- By POTSY on 01-06-17
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The Tale of Two Sons
- The Inside Story of a Father, His Sons, and a Shocking Murder
- By: John MacArthur
- Narrated by: John MacArthur
- Length: 3 hrs and 33 mins
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Nearly 2,000 years ago, Jesus told a simple parable about a family...a father and his two sons. It was a story of rebellion, repentance, and unfathomable grace. The Parable of the Prodigal Son still stands out as a crucial lesson about our struggle with sin and dependence on divine salvation. But there is a part of this story that often goes untold. It's a message you need to hear.
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Great Story ... Great book about this story.
- By R. Whitten on 04-07-09
By: John MacArthur
What listeners say about Not the Parables of Jesus: Revised Satirical Version
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- Joyce
- 12-26-18
I chuckled several times
if you know the parables well, as i do, it is funny.
I think God rolls his eyes at our human nature sometimes and these corrected parables are more corrcect according to how our society works.
really funny, not for a the bible thumping christian.
but it would feel good to thump them back with this book.
((read a little slower next time) oh yeah i can slow down the speed with my app)
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- K. Nixon
- 10-05-18
Appropriately Irreverent
Jesus is honored and more clear to me because of this book. It is like standing on your head while being verbally assaulted by angry retail customers. It certainly gives one a new perspective, and one leaves very changed.
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- Kindle Customer
- 10-12-24
refreshing
both humorous and convicting. loved the fresh view of the parables. laughed the whole way through.
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