The Coronavirus Bible: A Pandemic Parody
Revised Satirical Version
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Quintessential quarantine quips!
The Coronavirus Bible is what happens when a bunch of Christian comedians get together (virtually) during quarantine to raise money to support those in need.
Containing satirical COVID-19 takes on more than 60 beloved Bible stories and parables, including:
- Genesis 11 - The Tower of Toilet Rolls
- Psalm 23 - The Lord Is My Sales Assistant
- John 2 - Jesus Turns Water into Hand Sanitizer
- Luke 10 - The Parable of the Social Distancing Samaritan
- John 6 - Jesus Turns 5 Toilet Rolls into 5,000
- Ephesians 6 - Put on the PPE of God
This coronavirus comedy bible will not only raise a laugh, but also raise funds to help those in need. And since laughter is also good medicine, you’ll be helping yourself, too. Honest.
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In a world of uncertainty, pain, and struggle, where do you find solid assurance and unshakeable truth? Gifted Bible teacher and inspiring Women of Faith speaker Sheila Walsh offers powerful, heart-filled teaching on ten bedrock promises of God, providing the foundation for daily confidence, joy, and hope. In The Shelter of God's Promises, Sheila searches Scripture for what God has promised us, what God's promises mean, and how encounters with Christ are the eternal fulfillment of His unrelenting commitment to us.
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Love It
- By Amazon Customer on 05-02-19
By: Sheila Walsh
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The Pilgrim's Progress (AmazonClassics Edition)
- By: John Bunyan
- Narrated by: Steve West
- Length: 9 hrs and 53 mins
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Plagued by spiritual anguish, devout everyman Christian fears his fate in the sinful City of Destruction. He’s told that only by embarking for the Celestial City can he achieve personal salvation. After his wife and children refuse to join him, he sets forth alone into the unknown. Mocked for his faith, tempted at every turn, and heartened by fellow pilgrims, Christian’s winding journey toward grace unfolds. But as he reaches Mount Zion, his family chooses to follow the same treacherous path, hoping to join Christian in the shining light.
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Best version I have heard
- By Julie Rae Loving on 11-09-19
By: John Bunyan
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Decoding the Prophet Jeremiah
- What an Ancient Prophet Says About Today
- By: Mark Biltz
- Narrated by: Mike Lenz
- Length: 5 hrs and 46 mins
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This book is a clarion call to all believers. We need to see the bigger picture: It is not about us but about God’s heart and God’s kingdom. God is looking for warriors who are about advancing his kingdom by storming the gates of hell and setting his sons and daughters free from the clutches of the greatest narcissist of all time.
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Does Not Disappoint... Intense!!
- By Grateful Lady on 08-28-22
By: Mark Biltz
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Mother Angelica's Private and Pithy Lessons from the Scriptures
- By: Raymond Arroyo
- Narrated by: Lorna Raver
- Length: 8 hrs and 41 mins
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The founder of the world's largest religious media empire shares her beloved wit and down-to-earth spirituality in Mother Angelica's Private and Pithy Lessons from the Scriptures. Editor Raymond Arroyo draws on hundreds of never-before-released private lessons to present the renowned nun's definitive take on the Good Book. Angelica provides readers with guided meditations and probing personal questions, and unearths an often-overlooked practical spirituality.
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Meditation at its best!!!
- By Jairo on 08-09-10
By: Raymond Arroyo
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To Fly Again
- Surviving the Tailspins of Life
- By: Gracia Burnham, Dean Merrill
- Narrated by: Aimee Lilly
- Length: 3 hrs and 42 mins
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Twenty-one brief, theme-based chapters squarely address the challenges each of us faces as we pass through difficult times to take to the skies again. This audiobook offers no pat answers or easy solutions, just the battle-tested wisdom of a woman who lived her greatest nightmare and came through it more convinced of God's grace than ever before.
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a must read
- By Montana mama 5 on 02-18-18
By: Gracia Burnham, and others
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Left Behind
- A Novel of the Earth's Last Days
- By: Tim LaHaye, Jerry B. Jenkins
- Narrated by: Richard Ferrone
- Length: 11 hrs and 49 mins
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What would happen if millions of people around the world suddenly disappeared one day? In this fascinating apocalyptic thriller, best-selling Christian inspirational authors LaHaye and Jenkins pool their considerable talents to answer that question. Narrator Richard Ferrone's unusually deep and hypnotic voice will keep you right in the middle of this not-unimaginable end of the world nightmare.
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Great series!
- By Shannon L Hendon on 08-03-04
By: Tim LaHaye, and others
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He Chose the Nails
- What God Did to Win Your Heart
- By: Max Lucado
- Narrated by: Ben Holland
- Length: 3 hrs and 35 mins
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Max Lucado invites you to examine the cross, contemplate its purpose, and celebrate its significance in He Chose the Nails.Go ahead and linger on the hill of Calvary. Rub a finger on the timber and press the nail into your hand. Taste the tinge of cheap wine and feel the scrape of a thorn on your brow. Touch the velvet dirt, moist with the blood of God. Allow the tools of torture to tell their story. Listen as they tell you why the hope of all humanity balances on the truth of the claims of the cross.
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Ben Holland is the perfect narrator for this book!
- By AJ on 03-08-13
By: Max Lucado
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The Women of Easter
- Encounter the Savior with Mary of Bethany, Mary of Nazareth, and Mary Magdalene
- By: Liz Curtis Higgs
- Narrated by: Liz Curtis Higgs
- Length: 5 hrs and 20 mins
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Prepare for a life-changing encounter with Jesus, seeing him afresh through the eyes of three women who worship and adore him. Mary of Bethany prepares the way for the lord's burial when she anoints his feet and fills the air with her perfume. His mother, Mary of Nazareth, stands by her son from his first breath to his last, her loyalty unwavering. Mary Magdalene, delivered of seven demons, bravely supports her teacher through his darkest hours, then proclaims the glorious news of his resurrection.
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Makes the Biblical Characters Come Alive!
- By Amazon Customer on 04-13-18
By: Liz Curtis Higgs
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The Rest of God
- Restoring Your Soul by Restoring Sabbath
- By: Mark Buchanan
- Narrated by: Eric Michael Summerer
- Length: 8 hrs and 7 mins
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Stillness as a virtue is a foreign concept in our society, but there is wisdom in God's own rhythm of work and rest. Jesus practiced sabbath among those who had turned it into a dismal thing, a day for murmuring and finger-wagging, and he reminded them of the day's true purpose: liberation - to heal, to feed, to rescue, to celebrate, to lavish and relish life abundant. With this audiobook, Buchanan reminds us of this and gives practical advice for restoring the sabbath in our lives.
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I get it now
- By Kris on 02-23-20
By: Mark Buchanan
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The Time of Jacob's Trouble
- By: Donna VanLiere
- Narrated by: Donna VanLiere
- Length: 10 hrs and 8 mins
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A typical day at the rehabilitation center turns into a nightmare for Emma Grady when her favorite physical-therapy patient vanishes in front of her, along with several colleagues. Fear turns to chaos as Emma begins the frantic race from Brooklyn to Queens, anxious to discover if her boyfriend is safe. Subways are closed, graves are open, and countless people have inexplicably disappeared. Mayhem erupts as terror grips the residents of New York City. This unique book takes listeners on a riveting journey from New York City to Israel, and, in the final chapters, into the Bible.
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very inspirational!!
- By Valerie D. Pegram on 05-07-21
By: Donna VanLiere