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Hayden Bishop
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Emily Jane
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In Emily Jane's rollicking debut, when spaceships arrive and then depart suddenly without a word, the certainty that we are not alone in the universe turns to intense uncertainty as to our place within it.
"Weird and sweet … like a 2020s White Noise: loud and colorful Americana with a sprinkle of apocalyptic doom."—Edgar Cantero
"Heartfelt, witty, and secretly romantic … a delightful and poignant story about what it is to be human, and what we owe each other." —Christina Lauren
Since long before the spaceships' fleeting presence, Blaine has been content to go along with the whims of his supermom wife and half-feral, television-addicted children. But when the kids blithely ponder skinning people to see if they're aliens, and his wife drags them all on a surprise road trip to Disney World, even steady Blaine begins to crack.
Half a continent away, Heather floats in a Malibu pool and watches the massive ships hover overhead. Maybe her life is finally going to start. For her, the arrival heralds a quest to understand herself, her accomplished (and oh-so-annoying) stepfamily, and why she feels so alone in a universe teeming with life.
Suddenly conscious and alert after twenty catatonic years, Oliver struggles to piece together his fragmented, disco-infused memories and make sense of his desire to follow a strange cat on a westward journey.
Embracing the strangeness that is life in the twenty-first century, On Earth as It Is on Television is a rollicking, heartfelt tale of first contact that practically leaps off the planet.
©2023 Emily Jane (P)2023 Hyperion AvenueListeners also enjoyed...
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Fun and engaging
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Hayden Bishop gives such a fantastic performance that I'm considering buying other books she's read.
My wife and i listen to audio books nonstop. When we can't find an audio book, we use a text-to-speech reader. I can't tell you how many times we've turned away from bad readers who over-pronounce certain consonants, or read with an odd cadence, making a robotic voice more pleasurable.
Hayden Bishop gives voice to these characters in a beautiful way, bringing them to life and making me want more of them.
A good book only gets better when the reader is this good.
The story:
Emily Jane lays down a tale of immense emotion. I went into the story blind, without reading much more than a blurb. Started the preview on a whim, and bought the book to continue the story. My only regret is that Emily Jane has not written more books!
I haven't laughed and then cried and then laughed so hard I cried while reading (or listening to) a book in a very long time. Her skill with humor is exquisite, touching on the darker parts of life in ways that make brighter times nearly blinding.
If you enjoy stories about human emotion, rambunctious children, TV, and cats, then this is definitely the story for you. I will certainly be recommending this book to friends and family.
I will be impatiently watching for more from Emily Jane.
Random find, unexpectedly amazing!
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Slow burn
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Lukewarm Drama
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Cats? Aliens? I’m in!
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Some things I liked: the first 30% of the book shows the fear and uncertainty that comes with a world-altering event, and the struggle people experience with trying to figure out what it all means and how to find answers. It then switches gears a bit as truths get revealed and turns into a great piece about perspective, seeing beauty in all of life, and what it really means to be human.
The sci-fi aspect of the book was kept uncomplicated, letting the characters and their journeys drive the plot. This made it an easy and enjoyable listen.
The take on cats experiencing the universe on a totally different wavelength is, honestly, the best take on cats I've read so far. Funky little freaks doing Olympic sprints at 4am must be aware of greater universal wisdom, right?
The author captures the feeling of being an excited stranger trying to fit in to a strange land so well. Marveling at every little cultural idiosyncrasy, stuffing yourself full of new food, trying to insert yourself into daily life like a local despite the obvious "outsider" quirks you can't quite shed. And loving every minute of your life you've built despite those differences
Some areas of improvement:
The narrator did a great job with providing so many different voices, though occasionally it was hard to tell a few apart in conversations.
I love cats and dogs alike, but I don't know if non-cat people would feel put off by the constant "hims a chonky boi!" I'd be interested to hear what non-cat people think about it
While the reactions of every day people are spot on (especially Dave and his cult camp of Ohioan alien fighting militia doomsday preppers) it was hard to buy how chill world governments seemed towards the end. I think it was intentional on the author's part to keep the focus on the characters' journeys, not try to figure out whatever political clusterfuck would occur as a result of the ships appearance, but some might find it a little too optimistic to digest, if that makes sense.
Overall, this is a book for someone looking for a great, casual summer read that will no doubt remind them what a confusing, beautiful, chaotic, and wonderful thing it is to be a puny life form on a puny rock hurtling through the endless vastness of the universe. And what a lovely invention cheese is
An Optimistic Take on Uncertainty and Humanity
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Great story!
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Semi-enjoyable
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The performance was done well, providing a consistent read-through. The readers impression of annoying children is incredibly effective.
Close encounters with nostalgia
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