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S-ar spune, pe scurt, că lumea stă într-o tolerabilă cumpănă. Relele ei nu prevalează semnificativ asupra părţilor ei bune. Putem încă să ne aşezăm într-un unghi convenabil faţă de hărţuiala zilnică, să o interpretăm pedagogic şi, la limită, să ne salvăm, luând, faţă de tot şi de toate, o relativizantă distanţă. Cât va mai dura însă această cumpănă? Şi ce e de făcut pentru a întreţine statica ei precară?"
--Andrei PLEȘU©2015 Humanitas (P)2016 Humanitas
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- Delia
- 04-04-21
O carte despre o Românie (mereu) actuală
Excelentă! O carte narată de autor cu aceeași naturalețe, vioiciune și același umor fin, cu care a scris-o. Am ascultat-o și reascultat-o. Andrei Pleșu rămâne inegalabil.👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
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