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Chase Johnson
About this listen
Written by NY Times Best-Selling Author Kristen Middleton.
Meet Paxton. A man who barely survived a plane crash and is now slapped in the face with a zombie apocalypse. Unfortunately, Paxton hasn't been out of his apartment for the last year, due to his Agoraphobia. But, he knows that the only way to survive this horror is to leave the safety of his home, whether he likes it or not. Especially since Coborn's no longer delivers....
Dark humor, profanity, and violence.
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- NKosbob
- 07-01-19
Excellent
Wow, it’s been a while seen I listened to a book where I would rewind if I missed even a fraction. Paxton is my kind of character and there’s equal parts humor and action in this tale. Among the best of the lighter side of a zombie apocalypse! Crap now I don’t want to wait till the next in the series. Hopefully it’ll be longer. Only downside, I do hate these books that are 5 hours or less.
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- xenduro
- 11-04-20
another good twist on zombie books
the narrator fits the lead nicely, slightly, comedic. did not want it to end.
i got a free copy of this book
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- Hepcat89
- 08-30-20
Entertaining Story
This was a very cleverly written story.
What is NORMAL in the usual Zombie Apocalypse is different here.
Characters are well developed and do REAL critical thinking.
The narration made the story more realistic!
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- Rebecca D.
- 10-09-20
Great!
I loved Paxton! The characters were great. This story is a great companion to the Zombie Games. The narrator did a great job. He definitely brought Paxton to life for me. It wouldn't have been as good reading it for me.
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- Sairaika
- 04-27-20
An apocalyptic read!
He knows that the only way to survive this horror is to leave the safety of his home, whether he likes it or not...
I love apocalyptic reads and this was no different! Bonus points because ZOMBIES!
Excellent writing and story. Enjoyed every minute and second of this novel. Entertaining.
Great narration.
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- Michelle Titherington VanDaley
- 09-11-20
Fun Zombie Read
This is a fun Zombie story that kept me entertained with bad dad jokes & dog farts. I liked the characters and the narrator did a great job bringing the story to life. I look forward to more by this author
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