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Poop, Booze, and Bikinis

By: Ed Robinson
Narrated by: Dave Wright
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Ed Robinson's first book, Leap of Faith/Quit Your Job and Live on a Boat, was an Amazon best seller in multiple categories. Now he's back with this hilarious look at the nautical lifestyle. From Poop to Booze to Bikinis, he covers the funnier side of the issues encountered by boaters all of types. With chapters like Signs You Live on a Boat, Stupid People on Rental Equipment, and Zombies Can't Swim, you'll find plenty of laughs. There's even a chapter for Tim Dorsey fans.

If you are a liveaboard, cruiser, weekender, wannabe boater, have boating friends, or are just a fan of Ed Robinson's wit, you will enjoy this light hearted romp through many maritime topics.

©2013 Ed Robinson (P)2014 Ed Robinson Literature & Fiction Satire Water Sports Sports Comedy Funny Witty
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I feel like you need to actually be a boater to appreciate this book. Better yet if you are a live aboard - my dream is to do this, so I enjoy Ed’s books. They are very realistic to what actually happens in real boating life even though they are not necessarily meant to be guides.

If you’re a boater it rocks!

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He's got some dry humor. He quotes a little bit of Jimmy Buffett music. He covers a wide range of boating info and some of it is pretty funny. Poop is gross and tmi, we really don't care what they do with it! lol.

It's ok

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loved it, good information mixed with humor. looking forward to reading more of this author.

entertaining

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This is a quick audio book, but should he entertaining to any who would like to live on a boat. Great value for the price

Nice collection of stories.

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This book was a horribly plagiarized, senseless conglomeration of other people’s song lyrics, narratives, etc. It is blatantly obvious that the author just wanted to publish a book for the sake of selling a few thousand copies to make some pocket change. No professobal

DO NOT Waste your time!

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A slightly racist 7th grader that just took an entry level creative writing course wholistic discovered alcohol

This guy writes like a 7th grader

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Some fun and funny parts to this book but disappointing overall.

Excessive use of song lyrics (sometimes the full song) and repetitiveness made it seem like Robinson was filling in pages.

The material should have made for good stories but somehow most of it missed the mark. The Tim Dorsey chapter was particularly bizarre.

Great title, that's where it ends

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