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Pottymouth and Stoopid

By: James Patterson, Stephen Gilpin, Chris Grabenstein
Narrated by: Scott Connolly
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In this "superwonderrific" New York Times bestseller (Jerry Spinelli), two bullied middle-school boys finally fight back with the power of funny.

David and his best friend Michael were tagged with awful nicknames way back in preschool when everyone did silly things. Fast-forward to seventh grade: "Pottymouth" and "Stoopid" are still stuck with the names—and everyone in school, including the teachers and their principal, believe the labels are true.

So how do they go about changing everyone's minds? By turning their misery into megastardom on TV, of course! And this important story delivers more than just laughs—it shows that the worst bullying isn't always physical . . . and that things will get better. A great conversation starter for parents to explore alongside their kids!

Official Notice to Parents:

There is no actual pottymouthing or stupidity in this entire book!

(Psst, kids: that second part might not be entirely true.)

©2017 James Patterson and Chris Grabenstein (P)2017 Hachette Audio Growing Up & Facts of Life Humorous Fiction Literature & Fiction Social & Life Skills Funny

Critic reviews

An instant New York Times bestseller!

An IndieBound bestseller!

"I have one word for this book: SUPERWONDERRIFIC!"—Jerry Spinelli, Newberry Medal-winning author of Maniac Magee and Stargirl

"This book is light and mighty. Funny and honest. And, in the words of one kid (who lives in my house), 'It's like he wrote about the people in my school (minus the limos and flufferknuckles, of course). Pottymouth and Stoopid is really, really good."—Kwame Alexander, Newberry Medal-winning author of The Crossover

"A deeply satisfying twist that turns two seventh-graders haunted by nicknames bestowed in preschool into culture heroes. Readers will applaud as the two best buds find themselves at the head of a veritable army of geeks and brains with similarly disparaging nicknames. 'Awesometastic!'"—Booklist
Engaging Story • Relatable Characters
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I loved this book though my younger sister might have liked it more not sure.

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This book can relate to real life
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I loved this book great for long car rides, overall perfect for older kids. Thanks

Great book!

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I liked it because it talks about word bullying.12 YEARS.thatse a while.But they made it through.And also well ends well.flufernukle;-) !

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⭐🌟⭐🌟⭐🌟⭐🌠 I love it! I love a lot oof the book, especially when Pottymouth ' parents were introduced.

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My 9 year old says "I wish I could give this 9 trillion stars! It was that good!"

9 trillion stars

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