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In this "superwonderrific" New York Times bestseller (Jerry Spinelli), two bullied middle-school boys finally fight back with the power of funny.
David and his best friend Michael were tagged with awful nicknames way back in preschool when everyone did silly things. Fast-forward to seventh grade: "Pottymouth" and "Stoopid" are still stuck with the names—and everyone in school, including the teachers and their principal, believe the labels are true.
So how do they go about changing everyone's minds? By turning their misery into megastardom on TV, of course! And this important story delivers more than just laughs—it shows that the worst bullying isn't always physical . . . and that things will get better. A great conversation starter for parents to explore alongside their kids!
Official Notice to Parents:
There is no actual pottymouthing or stupidity in this entire book!
(Psst, kids: that second part might not be entirely true.)
©2017 James Patterson and Chris Grabenstein (P)2017 Hachette AudioListeners also enjoyed...
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Critic reviews
An instant New York Times bestseller!
An IndieBound bestseller!
"I have one word for this book: SUPERWONDERRIFIC!"—Jerry Spinelli, Newberry Medal-winning author of Maniac Magee and Stargirl
"This book is light and mighty. Funny and honest. And, in the words of one kid (who lives in my house), 'It's like he wrote about the people in my school (minus the limos and flufferknuckles, of course). Pottymouth and Stoopid is really, really good."—Kwame Alexander, Newberry Medal-winning author of The Crossover
"A deeply satisfying twist that turns two seventh-graders haunted by nicknames bestowed in preschool into culture heroes. Readers will applaud as the two best buds find themselves at the head of a veritable army of geeks and brains with similarly disparaging nicknames. 'Awesometastic!'"—Booklist
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- Brandi Rose
- 03-30-22
It was fluffernuckiling amazing.
Noice good amazing great cool. But seriously it was a great book. Oh yeah:) great book.
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- james michael
- 02-17-23
Don’t read this title
I loved this book though my younger sister might have liked it more not sure.
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- Gina
- 05-25-21
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- Steve B.
- 03-05-24
🔥🔥
💀🔫 it was good yeat is him look up D1PRODS21 on YouTube and subscribe please subscribe
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- Amazon Customer
- 02-26-19
Amazing
This book can relate to real life
I love it Love love love love love
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- Christopher W.
- 05-20-23
Great book!
I loved this book great for long car rides, overall perfect for older kids. Thanks
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- Lisa Giordano
- 03-07-19
Just for fun. Great bye the way😎😎😎😀😀😯
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- Mike
- 03-23-19
Pottymouth and stoopid
I liked it because it talks about word bullying.12 YEARS.thatse a while.But they made it through.And also well ends well.flufernukle;-) !
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- Nita Desmond
- 10-23-19
⭐🌟⭐
⭐🌟⭐🌟⭐🌟⭐🌠 I love it! I love a lot oof the book, especially when Pottymouth ' parents were introduced.
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- Beka B.
- 12-27-19
9 trillion stars
My 9 year old says "I wish I could give this 9 trillion stars! It was that good!"
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