Princess Porcelaina
Tales of Rattopia, Book 1
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Pampered Princess Porcelaina is blissfully unaware of how tedious her days in the castle turret are until they are brought to an abrupt halt when a haughty rat named Basil breaks into her room and changes everything! Follow her adventures as she throws off the certainties of the past and heads into an increasingly strange future.
Can the mercenary Budleigh Salterton and the evil overlord Rexford Overstreet stop her from finding the amazing secret that will finally set her free? Princess Porcelaina is a coming of age story set in a land ruled by rats, scientists, and creatures from the fifth dimension!
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Couldn't Stop Listening
- By nicole on 12-11-15
By: Ellen Potter
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The Fairy Godmother
- Tales of the Five Hundred Kingdoms, Book 1
- By: Mercedes Lackey
- Narrated by: Gabra Zackman
- Length: 12 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
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Elena Klovis was supposed to be her kingdom's Cinderella - until an accident of fate left her with a completely inappropriate prince! Determined not to remain with her stepfamily, Elena set out to get a new job - and ended up becoming the Fairy Godmother for the land. But "Breaking with Tradition" was no easy matter. True, she didn't have to sleep in the chimney, but she had to deal with arrogant, stuffed-shirt princes who kept trying to rise above their place in the tale.
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An excellent start to a new series
- By Captain Skurvy on 01-16-13
By: Mercedes Lackey
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The Fairy's Tale
- The Pathways Tree, Book 1
- By: F. D. Lee
- Narrated by: Eilidh Beaton
- Length: 12 hrs and 22 mins
- Unabridged
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Bea is a lowly cabbage fairy, but she dreams of being an official Fairy Godmother. So when she is finally given a chance to prove her worth, Bea is determined to make a success of it. Besides, how hard can a Happy Ever After story be? Every girl wants to be rescued by a handsome man, don’t they? Apparently not. Bea's heroine doesn't want to be in her story, and her hero is much more interested in the ugly sister. The same ugly sister who is trying to overthrow the Kingdom.
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Really good book!!
- By Chasity on 01-14-21
By: F. D. Lee
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Misfits
- Royal Academy Rebels
- By: Jen Calonita
- Narrated by: Kristin Condon
- Length: 5 hrs and 34 mins
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In the magical fairytale kingdom of Enchantasia, becoming a legendary prince or princess doesn't happen overnight. Enter Royal Academy, the training ground for the fairytale leaders of tomorrow! But reluctant future princess and new student Devin has some reservations about RA, especially when it comes to its headmistress. Olivina seems obsessed with preparing students for possible villain attacks. But when Devin asks when they're going to learn how to actually rule a kingdom, Olivina becomes enraged. Something isn't right with this lady.
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FUN and light read!
- By Spydergwen03 on 02-14-19
By: Jen Calonita
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Primal Imperative: The Complete Trilogy
- By: Quentin Kilgore
- Narrated by: Matt Hicks, Mandy McCollough
- Length: 22 hrs and 46 mins
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Awaking on the shores of a primitive world, David discovers a remote village populated almost entirely by women. Powerful witches have killed the men, destroying their tribal society. The women have little defense against the wild beasts and opportunistic goblin slavers who roam their forests. With a mysterious new power raging in his muscles, David becomes their guardian, provider, and leader. Beautiful women flock to him, believing he was sent by a sky god to protect them.
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Awesome read
- By Z on 11-10-24
By: Quentin Kilgore
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- Emmy
- 07-12-19
Princess Porcelaina is a wonderful heroine!
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Full 5 shiny, twinkling stars!
The beginning of this book reminds me of The Mouse King, but from there, I was spellbound and hooked!
I loved Porcelaina and how she developed into a wonderful, strong, smart, and determined young girl. This was a true fantasy escape with good and bad (not terrifying evil) and would be a perfect read or listen for youth.
The writing and world building was descriptive and wonderful. The vocabulary was elementary, but not basic. It was easy to follow and creative.
Highly recommended for youngsters and family. A true heroine with spunk and common sense!
My many thanks for the audiobook and my review is voluntary and true!
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- Chelsea
- 12-11-19
cute story
this story was interesting and cute, but it was a little too confusing for my 4 yr old (who loves audiobooks). I listened to the whole thing and enjoyed it I will try it again when my child is older
This book was given to me for free at my request and I provided this voluntary review
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- Jesstastic
- 07-30-19
Great story for children
Princess Porcelaina is a fantastic book for younger kiddos. The story is complex enough to keep a child (and adult) entertained throughout the whole thing. The writing is very descriptive and colorful without being too confusing for younger brains.
This is a sweet story about a Princess who is 100% taken care of 100% of the day, everyday of her life. Her routine is the same every day and she has never even thought that life could be any different than what it is. She is fed the same breakfast everyday, she is entertained by the same people everyday, and she goes to bed covered by 100 sheets, held up by 100 guards every night. She is pampered in every way, EVERY DAY. That is, until one day she hears a scratching in her room. When a rat pops into her room, and tells her to forget he was ever there, she doesn’t know what to do with herself. When she finally finds a way out, she goes on an adventure to find out who she is and why she is essentially being held captive - isolated from everyone but her servants.
There are a few skirmishes in this story, but I did not find them violent. A character does die attempting to save Princess Porcelaina but it is not graphic. If anything, it is very sad, but heroic. This story is about a child finding her family and learning about love. I wish I had come across this book when my son was young.
This book was given to me by the author, narrator, or publisher in exchange for an honest, unbiased review.
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- CNBA
- 07-10-19
enjoyable
I was given this free review copy audiobook at my request and have voluntarily left this review.
my kids enjoyed this book and listened to it many times.
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- David
- 07-02-19
One of the best narrations ever!
I received this audiobook free at my request and am leaving this review voluntarily.
Let me start off by saying that narrator Saul Reichlin is a national treasure. The narration on this audiobook is an outstanding achievement in vocal performance. With highly distinguishing voices for each and every character, you can close your eyes and feel like you’re seeing a play or a film rather than listening to a spoken word performance. It’s truly that remarkable.
The story itself is pretty whimsical, and while targeted at children, I think it’s probably best for a slightly older group. Certainly not young children, as there are a few frightful moments, but maybe between ages 10-12. Although, I will say that as a 42 year old, I found myself thoroughly entertained as well!
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- CuteAsADaisy
- 08-13-19
Much Better then Expected!
I knew going into this book it was written for young children so my expectations were set to that level. I will say it started out on that level but the further I got into it the more complex it got. The story had little aspects of familiar fairy tales intertwined throughout the story which were cute and fun. It is by all means geared to young children (5-12yrs) but becomes more enjoyable for the older listening crowd with some interesting twists and turns. I absolutely loved listening to Saul Reichlin, he did a phenomenal job with the voices and acting and really just made it quite fun to listen to. Overall, a great book for all ages!
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