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The Big Blueberry Barf-Off & The Great Smelling Bee
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Narrated by:
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Michael McKean
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By:
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R. L. Stine
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The Big Blueberry Barf-Off!
Today we're having the world's grossest pie-eating contest! My Rotten House buddies against the wimps at Nyce House. Who can eat 25 blueberry pies? Will it get ugly? Who will barf first? Will we win? Dudes, Bernie B. doesn't know the word lose. Ready, set, EAT PIE!
The Great Smelling Bee
No Pets Allowed at the Rotten School. Who me? Am I in trouble? Three guesses. I have my bulldog, Gassy, here with me. Does he stink? Well...yeah. How do you think he got his name? Give Bernie B. a break; how do I hide a fat, smelly bulldog before I get kicked out of school?
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