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Ruin Your Life Now

How to Use the Power of Affirmations to Destroy Your Life

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Ruin Your Life Now

By: Dicholas Chad Pansy
Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
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Tired of self-help books promising success, happiness, and inner peace? Good. You're holding the only book brave enough to say what you're really thinking: "Why bother?"

Welcome to Ruin Your Life Now—the ultimate anti-self-help book for overthinkers, self-saboteurs, and anyone who’s ever looked in the mirror and muttered, “Yikes.”

Written by professional over-apologizer and amateur disaster Dicholas Chad Pansy, this brutally sarcastic guide shows you how to weaponize affirmations not for success—but for spectacular failure.

Learn to:

  • Attract toxic relationships with the efficiency of a broken dating app
  • Manifest crushing debt and emotional instability
  • Sabotage your job, body, and soul in record time
  • Cultivate spiritual emptiness and repel divine intervention
  • Alienate everyone who ever loved you (or at least tolerated you)

Think of it as your daily dose of self-destruction, disguised as a coping mechanism.

Packed with toxic affirmations, unnecessary rants, and advice so bad it circles back to genius, Ruin Your Life Now is like a car crash you can’t stop watching—except the car is your life and you’re the one behind the wheel, blindfolded.

This is not a guide to healing.

This is a how-to manual for becoming the chaotic, emotionally-unstable dumpster fire you were always meant to be.

Don’t fix your life. Ruin it. On purpose.

©2025 Dicholas Chad Pansy (P)2025 Dicholas Chad Pansy
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