Ruin Your Life Now

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Did I Just Embarrass Myself? (Probably, But Let’s Obsess Over It for 12 Hours) Publisher's summary

Did I just embarrass myself? (Probably, but let’s obsess over it for 12 hours.)

Welcome to the official handbook for people who replay every conversation they've ever had like it's a humiliating movie they didn’t consent to star in.

If you’ve ever:
Rehearsed saying “here” before roll call.
Changed grocery store lines to avoid small talk.
Said “you too” when a waiter told you to enjoy your meal.
Sent a text, reread it 27 times, and still panicked…

Congratulations! You may be entitled to financial compensation (just kidding, but you will find this book painfully relatable).
In Did I Just Embarrass Myself? (Probably, But Let’s Obsess Over It for 12 Hours), we’ll explore:

The existential nightmare of casual goodbyes (“See you later”... but WILL you?).
How to pretend you’re normal in a conversation (spoiler: you’re failing).
The traumatic experience of picking up the phone.
Why texting is just anxiety in digital form.
The social death that comes when your joke lands flat in a group chat.
How to leave a party without having to say goodbye 47 times.

This is not a self-help book. This is a documentation of your suffering, written by someone who also lies awake at night thinking about that one awkward thing they did in 2013.

You don’t need therapy. You need to listen to this book and laugh at how dysfunctional we all are.

©2025 Dicholas Chad Pansy (P)2025 Dicholas Chad Pansy
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    • How to Absorb Other People’s Problems Like a Human Sponge and Regret It Immediately (Ruin Your Life Now, Book 3)
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    Everything Is Fine (Unless It’s Not, In Which Case, Panic) Audiobook By Dicholas Chad Pansy cover art
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    Love Me, But From Over There: A Guide to Keeping People at Arm’s Length (or Preferably, in Another Time Zone) Audiobook

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    Ruin Your Life Now: How To Use The Power Of Affirmations To Destroy Your Life Audiobook By Dicholas Chad Pansy cover art

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    MAYBE IM THE PROBLEM? : How To Second-Guess Yourself Into Oblivion And Still Have Time For A Nap Audiobook By Dicholas Chad P

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    Should I Do This or That? (Wait, Let’s Reconsider Everything): A Guide to Making Decisions, Then Changing Your Mind 47

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    We Need to Talk: A Modern Guide to Breaking Up (And Deleting Receipts) Audiobook By Dicholas Chad Pansy cover art

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