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Narrated by:
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Chet Williamson
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By:
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Robert Devereaux
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"I wish I could hope to ever attain one-thousandth the perversity of Robert Devereaux's toenail clippings." (Poppy Z. Brite)
Santa Claus is back.
And flying beside him is Wendy, his freshly minted stepdaughter, who can peer into the future of selected children and offer them glimpses of the wonders ahead. But with that power come horrific visions of the turmoil and trouble the less fortunate among them are fated to suffer.
Can Wendy and her stepfather prevent the suicide of Jamie Stratton in his teen years, as he grows up gay in a homophobic household and community?
God the Father grants them three Thanksgiving visits to Jamie's tormentors, in hopes of bringing about a change of heart in them and eliminating their ingrained prejudices. Beyond the challenge of rescuing one precious child lies the far more daunting task of expunging entirely this brand of bigotry from the human race, as Santa and Wendy strive to remake the world in compassion and generosity.
Along the way, they enlist the aid of the Easter Bunny, a highly persuasive fellow indeed. But the Tooth Fairy and her loathsome imps are hell-bent on doing all they can to stop Santa and Wendy--nay, to heighten mortal fear and hatred of anyone whose orientation strays even the slightest from the norm.
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- kixfan
- 03-20-25
Well performed
Decent story with characters familiar from the first book only older. Absolutely loved the narrator!
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