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High School is Hell. Lily has dreamed of being Prom Queen for 1,000 years… There’s just one problem… They don’t have Prom Queens in Hell.
But when a group of hopeful misfits from Spellman High try to get the powers they think they’ll need to survive high school and defend themselves against the bullies, they open a portal, and Lily finds herself on Earth. Could it be that her dreams might finally come true?
Masquerading as a foreign exchange student, Lily steps into life at Spellman High… football jocks and sneering cheerleaders and all. All she wants is a slice of the American dream, and luckily for her, Principal Irons knows what that feels like. He knows a little something about making the transition from Hell to Earth… but that doesn’t make Lily exempt from the rules (and punishments) of high school life on Earth… and teenage fallen angels aren’t exempt from the emotional rollercoaster ride of being an adolescent. As she gets to know the Misfits and they learn about what it’s like to be the adopted daughter of the Devil, they realize they have more in common than they thought – and now they all have the same problem.
Lily may have a lot to learn about the realities of Earth, but there’s a lot for the humans to learn about the realities of Hell too… and it isn’t as clear-cut as everyone assumes.
Spellman High is in for an unforgettable year… Join its students for the highs and lows of high school life – with the twists, turns, and dangers only made possible by visitors from Hell.
Can a Princess of Darkness really become Prom Queen? And will she be able to help the Misfits with their cheerleader problem? Those were good questions once… but when danger runs high and the school itself is under threat, these are the least of their worries…Dive into a captivating high school drama with fire in its heart and a sting in its tail!
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