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He should’ve never left his house. He should’ve stayed at home. He has a legitimate excuse - he’s running a fever and he’s fairly sure he’s developing pneumonia. He should have called in sick...but he doesn’t.
He goes to work, because his team is relying on him.
First, he has to sign about 8000 calendars - all from women who purchased said calendars to benefit the Fallen Officer fundraiser. And when he’s done with that, he has to endure a television interview along with the rest of the SWAT team seeing as they made national news with their "Hot SWAT" calendar that’s sold a million copies to women all over the world.
Needless to say, when Samuel Adams walks into the pharmacy hours later, he only has one thing on his mind. Ibuprofen.
Sadly, he never gets to the Ibuprofen. Mostly because before he gets there, he finds a junkie waving a gun around threatening to kill anybody that moves.
He’s running a fever. That has to be the reason that the girl in the corner begins cursing up a storm and drawing the junkie’s attention. Has to be.
Stop it, stop it, stop it!
She tells herself to take a deep breath. Tells herself that she needs to calm down. Tells herself that if she doesn’t get her act under control, things are going to get ugly.
And, of course, that’s when the curse words start flying.
The more nervous she gets, the worse her Tourette’s becomes. Which is, of course, why she stands up and gives the man a perfect target.
Thank God that the coughing giant in the corner makes the same move and saves her life.
And how does she repay him? By calling him every awful word in the dictionary.
Thank you, Tourette’s.
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There’s nothing like getting caught in the middle of an FBI raid to change your life.... That’s what happens to Gabrielle Carpino. Just when she forced herself to move on with life after tragedy touched her family, she finds herself thrown into a tailspin so swift, she can’t find her bearings.
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Every second of this book is FANTASTIC!
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From Here to You
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As Darby Dixon sits in a tiny Texas church bathroom on her wedding day holding a positive pregnancy test, she realizes marrying her fiancé would be the worst decision of her life. She's never been very good at standing up for herself, but she'll sure as hell stand up for her baby. With very little cash and a ton of courage, she flees town to take a new name and start a new life.
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Nope
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Mixed martial arts fighter Reid Andrews’s chance to reclaim his title as light-heavyweight champ is shattered when he’s injured only months before the rematch. To make sure he’s healed in time, his trainer sends him to recuperate under a professional’s care - Reid’s best friend’s little sister, all grown up....
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Good story but bad narrator!!!!
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Petal Plucker
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Confession: I, Dandelion “Dani” Wright, am 26 years old and have yet to be deflowered. My excuse? I was too busy running my family’s flower shop and winning floral-design competitions. Suddenly that whole pesky virginity thing becomes a big deal when Jacob West walks back into my life. He’s the boy I once loved - the boy who once humiliated me when he stood me up for prom. This Jacob is no boy though: he’s all man now - confident, charming, and so sexy my metaphorical blossoms are getting scorched.
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Trashy
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By: Iris Morland
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Kissing Game
- By: Marie Harte
- Narrated by: Laura Jennings
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Rena Jackson is ready. She's worked her tail off to open up her own hair salon, and she's almost ready to quit her job at the dive bar. Rena's also a diehard romantic, and she's had her eye on bar regular Axel Heller for a while. He's got that tall-brooding-and-handsome thing going big time. Problem is, he's got that buttoned-up Germanic-ice-man thing going as well. With Valentine's Day just around the corner, Rena's about ready to give up on Axel and find her own Mr. Right.
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Do Not Waste Your Time
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By: Marie Harte
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A Crazy Little Thing Called Love
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Simone is a woman on a mission: Stop being boring, and fall in love. That's easier said than done with no prospects on the table...or under the table...or near the table. Her luck changes when fellow neighborhood business-owner Roman Taylor walks through the door of her flower shop. Roman is single, successful, and sexy - everything Simone is looking for to embark on a whirlwind summer romance with the potential to spark an everlasting love. But things are never as "perfect" as they seem.
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Great story
- By deborah on 06-16-20
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Nothing but Trouble
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For five years, Cecilia Morgan’s entire existence has revolved around playing personal assistant to self-centered former NFL quarterback Wade Carter. But just when she finally gives her notice, his father’s health fails, and Wade whisks her back to his hometown. CC will stay for his dad - for now - even if that means ignoring how sexy her boss is starting to look in his Wranglers. Wade can’t imagine his life without his “left tackle.” She’s the only person who can tell him “no” and strangely, it’s his favorite quality.
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Strong female lead at start
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- SueG
- 09-15-20
Great story
I love this author and her stories. This is a nice love story. It is bittersweet. You will need tissue.
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- Thomas Martin
- 09-10-20
Absolutely Fantastic
This book was fabulous made me laugh, cry & its 🔥 this series is great you need to listen to the entire series
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- Cassandra
- 09-12-20
From Pew, pew, pew! to Boom, boom, boom! I 🤣😭😍
This book had me laughing throughout the first half. The way Lani built Hastings character was captivating. Hastings tourettes was portrayed with her saying catch phrases mostly from 90's commercials and it had me belly laughing. Samuel Adams, Sammy, I love how he accepted Hastings for who she is from her outburst to her creativity with her books and helping her with research.
The chemistry between Sammy and Hasty Cakes was magical. Just as you would expect in any Lani Lynn Vale book.
I loved seeing Miller and Mercy again 😍
But... unlike her character building, her story weaving this time was not what I expected.
It was more!
More laughter, more tears, more heartfelt moments, it was just more.
Joe Arden and CJ Bloom were the perfect pair to bring these characters to life!
Thank you for laughter, I'll bill you for the tissues I had to use, and thank you for making me fall in love with yet another couple.
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- 01-16-24
Tourettes & Hot SWAT Guy
Lani Lynn Vale does it again! Great book. The main female character deals with having Tourettes and is an author who writes about "sexy, motorcycle hunks". She also gets to try out her books' sex scenes with her sexy SWAT man! 😉
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- Anonymous User
- 09-16-20
Hot SWAT + romance writer = 10 stars!
Lani Lynn Vale had my emotions going everywhere with Sammy and Hasting's book. I believe this is my favorite series by Mrs. Vale and each book in this series just keeps getting better and better.
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- Michelle Hensley
- 09-10-20
A beautiful story
Lani Lynn Vale will leave your emotions all over the place with Sammy & Hastings. I absolutely love their characters & their story! She leaves you wanting more..
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- Teresa
- 09-10-20
Love them all
I love all Lani Lynn vale books. Can’t wait for more. This one was a little to sad for me.
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- 🔵🔷🔹Kaly🔹🔷🔵
- 09-10-20
All kinds of feels!!!
This story makes you laugh and cry. It goes from silly to serious in a heartbeat.
The heroine is hilarious. She has Tourette's syndrome and that gets her in hot water now and then, specially with people who don't understand it, or know what it is.
The story also puts you through an emotional wringer that leaves you thinking "WTF did just happened!?" The situation doesn't drag, but the emotions are all there for you to deal with. It also shows you all the good that can come from the bad like knowing that you are not alone when you thought you had been left with nobody by your side.
I wished there would have been less tragedy, it was short, but striking. Then again, is the loses and hurts that make you appreciate more every good little thing in life or that moment in time that you would not have even noticed or considered otherwise.
I loved Joe Arden and CJ Bloom's narration.
Recommended audiobook!
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- Jeanne
- 09-15-20
Another hit
As a fan I’ll say this TOO SHORT! Loves theses books and series. Thank you for making this pandemic life bearable.
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- A.Fernandez
- 11-14-20
Hastings and Sammy
Another fantastic story by Lani Lynn Vale. This was a witty, entertaining, heartbreaking, and beautiful story. Sammy and Hastings were absolutely adorable together, I loved their banter, their chemistry, and their undeniable connection. I enjoyed everything about this book.
Narration was perfection!
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