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Side-Splittingly Hilarious Jokes: You Must Know Before You Die!
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- Length: 2 hrs and 17 mins
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Publisher's summary
We all love a good giggle. If you don’t, then this book really isn’t for you! It’s crammed to the rafters with a whole host of side-splitting one liners that’ll have you rolling on the floor in fits of hysterics. Your friends will think you’ve gone right off your rocker!
Feel free to dip in and out of this audiobook at your leisure for your daily dose of hilarity. This is a treasure trove of comedy gold. So, listen on, comrade, and let’s have a jolly good laugh together.
About the series
The You Must Know Before You Die! series is a fascinating and immersive educational collection of books that delve deep into numerous and far-reaching subjects across the educational spectrum, ranging from Greek mythology and evolution to history and the constructs of our universe.
You have much to learn before the Grim Reaper comes-a-calling, so listen on to fill your mind with mountains upon mountains of insightful knowledge, all written in a light-hearted and fun-to-listen fashion. Knowledge you can use for a brighter tomorrow!
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Full Cicada Moon
- By: Marilyn Hilton
- Narrated by: Cindy Kay
- Length: 4 hrs and 18 mins
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It's 1969, and the Apollo 11 mission is getting ready to go to the moon. But for half-black, half-Japanese Mimi, moving to a predominantly white Vermont town is enough to make her feel alien. Suddenly, Mimi's appearance is all anyone notices. She struggles to fit in with her classmates, even as she fights for her right to stand out. This historical middle-grade novel is told in poems from Mimi's perspective over the course of one year in her new town, and shows listeners that positive change can start with just one person speaking up.
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My 10 year grandgirl & I
- By Dava Brooke Zschau on 06-06-22
By: Marilyn Hilton
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The World's Largest Man
- A Memoir
- By: Harrison Scott Key
- Narrated by: Harrison Scott Key
- Length: 9 hrs and 4 mins
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Harrison Scott Key was born in Memphis, but he grew up in Mississippi, among pious, Bible-reading women and men who either shot things or got women pregnant. At the center of his world was his larger-than-life father - a hunter, a fighter, and a football coach. Harrison, with his love of books and excessive interest in hugging, couldn't have been less like Pop, and when it became clear that he was not able to kill anything very well or otherwise make his father happy, he resolved to become everything his father was not.
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I laughed every day to and from work. Loved it!
- By KufRN on 06-06-18
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Booked
- By: Kwame Alexander
- Narrated by: Kwame Alexander
- Length: 2 hrs and 26 mins
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In this middle grade novel-in-verse by the Newbery Medal-winning and Coretta Scott King Honor Award-winning author of The Crossover, soccer, family, love, and friendship take center stage as 12-year-old Nick learns the power of words when he wrestles with problems at home, stands up to a bully, and tries to impress the girl of his dreams. Helping him along are his best friend and sometimes teammate, Coby; and The Mac, a rapping librarian who gives Nick inspiring books to read.
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Amazing
- By TAMALA on 07-21-18
By: Kwame Alexander
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New American Best Friend
- By: Olivia Gatwood
- Narrated by: Olivia Gatwood
- Length: 54 mins
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One of the most recognizable young poets in America, Olivia Gatwood dazzles with her tribute to contemporary American womanhood in her debut book, New American Best Friend. Gatwood's poems deftly deconstruct traditional stereotypes. The focus shifts from childhood to adulthood, gender to sexuality, violence to joy. And always and inexorably, the book moves toward celebration, culminating in a series of odes: odes to the body, to tough women, to embracing your own journey in all its failures and triumphs.
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Amazing poetry, but the music
- By Keaira on 07-29-19
By: Olivia Gatwood
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The Neddiad
- By: Daniel Pinkwater
- Narrated by: Daniel Pinkwater
- Length: 4 hrs and 44 mins
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When young Neddie Wentworthstein is accidentally left behind by his family at a train stop in the Wild West, he suddenly finds himself at the center of a whirlwind adventure involving sinister villains and extraordinary new allies - all seeming to revolve around a little jade turtle given to him by a mysterious shaman.
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Lots of Chuckles
- By Anne Toslosky on 08-28-07
By: Daniel Pinkwater
What listeners say about Side-Splittingly Hilarious Jokes: You Must Know Before You Die!
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- Gail
- 04-24-20
Corny jokes
If you are into corny jokes these are for you. These jokes are so corny. I feel that they would be more suited to a child than an adult.
I did sneaker at a few of them. But I didn’t roll on the floor laughing.
Narration: I think the bells and whistles and laughter put me off a bit. So my advice would be to listen to sample.
There is no violence or sex scenes. Corse language strongest word is arsehole.
This audiobook was provided by the author, narrator, or publisher free of charge for a honest, unbiased review.
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- Blackeagle
- 04-21-20
Funny jokes
This book has jokes for for children and jokes only adults will get. My kids wouldn't let me listen alone so I allowed them to they rolled on the floor laughing so hard. We all enjoyed the jokes especially the one liners they made me laugh just as hard as my kids. Narrator Was Super voice was very comedic. I received this book at my request and I am voluntarily leaving my honest review here.
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- Mark Mackey
- 04-23-20
Side-Splittingly Hilarious Jokes review
A humor-filled, funny audio book of jokes. Did I like it, yes. It was well worth listening to.
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- MeDi
- 04-19-20
Hilarious Jokes
The jokes are really funny. I would prefer that the narrator read wit his natural voice.
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- Paula Stephen
- 04-18-20
Provided New Material for 3rd Grader
This is definitely a book for kids. I let my grandson, who is 8 listen to this in 15 minute increments. He laughed and smiled throughout while playing Roblox. The good news is that he has now increased his scope of jokes beyond farting and pooping, thank you Jesus!
I rated the performance as average. The jokes were told with funny voices with laughter and circus like music. It did not seem to annoy him being 8 but to a 59 year old g’mom it got annoying.
Obviously there was no plot or story to rate, just the jokes themself. Little man gave it 4 out of 5 ⭐️’s.
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- Amazon Customer
- 04-18-20
funny
Most of the jokes are age appropriate for kids. Only 2 or 3 might take some explaining. Funny factor is going to depend on your maturity level but most are pretty good.
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- A. Beckstrom
- 04-27-20
The Jokes Are OK, the Narration Was Atrocious
As a dad, I'm always looking to restock my portfolio of ''dad jokes" I can torment my kids with. So, when I received this review copy of Side-Splittingly Hilarious Jokes: You Must Know Before You Die! by David Fuentes I leaped at the chance to snag a copy.
Honestly, I would have enjoyed this more as an eBook where at least I could copy and the paste the content easily. The jokes were OK--plenty that I can add to my repertoire--but there really wasn't anything new or exciting here.
Wes Super's performance was anything but super. He performed the material as if he were part hack-standup comic, part cheesy game show host, and all annoying.
If you're looking for some jokes to make your kids cringe and you can look past this awful performance, then you might enjoy this collection. But do yourself a favor and listen to a sample of the book before clicking "add to cart".
***Full Disclosure: I was voluntarily provided this free review copy audiobook by the author, narrator, or publisher.
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- Rachel
- 04-18-20
That was painful
While the idea of an audio joke book is appealing, this one misses the mark considerably. I would put it in the same class as Pee-Wee Herman jokes with, if you can believe it, a narrator that is even more annoying. Throughout the book, I kept picturing a second rate, run-down nightclub, reeking of stale cigarettes while a washed-up comic, wearing a stained, light-blue leisure suit tries to sell his shtick to the three remaining patrons too drunk to go home. In short, contrary to the title, I could’ve gone the rest of my life without hearing that debacle.
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